tianqiyouxiezaore，yidihanshunzhenvrenxiuzhangbaixidebojing，huaruchangkaidelingkouli。
tafangxiashouzhongdehuabi，yongzanzibazhangfawanqilai。
xinixianbaidehoujingbumanlemimimamadehenji，touzhejingrendezhanyouyu。
jimingyanyebuxiangzaidaxiatianchuangaolingyifu，danhunshenshangxiadoushijianbuderendehenji，takanyiyanjiuxiusao，zhihaobaqiutiandechenshanfanchulaichuanshang，kuansongdexiabai，huangdangzheliangtiaoxianxibizhidezhangtui。
bieshukailekongdiao，daoyebusuantaire。
tapokaileyibaoshuiguotang，meichiliangkejiufanwei，xiangoutu。
qiangrenzhebushiganyouchilejike，zuihoupaodaocesuotuguangle……
jimingyanwuzhezijidexiaofu，bingyanyantangzaichuangshang，xianxixianbaideshouzhibajiangtingsongjitadebiyunyaonachulaikanlekan。
这真的是避孕药吗？
yinweijiangtingshuoguobuxiangyaohaizi，pahaiziyingxiangtazaitaxinzhongdediwei，tashuodehenzhenyouduitianfashi，suoyijimingyanmeihuaiyiguotazaibiyunyaoshangdongshoujiao。
yimatuichileyizhou，yanxiayoukaishioutu，xianzaitabudebuhuaiyiyixiale。
jimingyanpaileyaopingheyaoli，zhaoleyigeyishengbangmangkan。
yisheng：zheibiyunyaopingzilizhuangdeshiweishengsua！
jimingyanqideshouzhifadou。
江霆这个疯子！
tazenmeganbabiyunyaohuanchengweishengsu？！
jiangtingyoushenmebugande，qifujimingyanshigelianaixiaobai，daxuebiyehoujiuhongzhetazaijialihuahua，zhanyouyubaopeng，lianjialiyangdexiaobianmudoushicixing。
yuanbendayingjiyiweixuejiedangzazhimote，xianzaiyebunengqule。
tadadianhuashuomingleqingkuang，xuejiebiaoshilijie。
gualedianhuahou，xuejiekujijidiaihao。
“shisheizaotaleyanyanxiaoxiannv！shishei！shishei！”
“嫣嫣怎么了？”
“tahuaiyunle，wuwuwu……”
“kao！caozei，chulaishousi！”
“aaa！wohaixiangquanyanyanjinyulequandangmingxing。”
“nirangshejishiqudangmingxing，shaleba！”
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cishi，jiangshijituanhuiyishi。
xiangmufuzerenzhengzai**yanjiangzijideppt，qitudedaodalaobanderenke。
jiangtingculecumei，bushiyinweipptyouwenti，ershijimingyanyijing10fenzhongmeiyouhuifutadeduanxin。
zheigediantayinggaizaihuahua，zenmekenengmeikandaoshoujiduanxin。
nanrenqingjuanjunmeidewuguanyinzhilengchen，shuolejusanhui，jiulikailehuiyishi。
liuxiayiqunshechumianmianxiangqu。
“laobanyoufashenmeshenjing？”
“buzhidaoai，meiyuedouyouneimejici。”
“haoxiangbeilaopolengluo，kuazheliandeyuanfue。”
“laobanyoulaopo？xiaosi，sheishoudeletaritianrididezhanyouyu。”
jiangtingnazhecheyaochi，dasuanhuijiabaolaopo。
tajiubuyinggaitingxinliyishengdehua，bajialideshexiangtouchaile，doukanbudaojimingyanmeitianzaizuoshenme。
qiao，tazhongxinjijimingyanmailehuaju，youchaidiaoletajiaowanshangdejinlianzi，chulebunengzouchubieshu，takeyiziyouhuodong。
zhiyaoxinlipinggujieguoweizhengchang，tajiunengnazhejianchabaogaoxiangtaqiuhun。
xinliyishengkuaikule，rensheibeiqiangzhizhenaodai，douhuishunzhefengpideyisilaiba！
jiangtingzuijiaoqinzhewenrundexiao，heisechenshanxidaozuishangmianyike，qingxiyouyuedexiahexian，zhikanxiabanzhanglian，jinyusuliao、youyaqianxun，nengmidaoyidapianxiaoguniang。
danneishuangheiqishenrendemouzizhengningniuqu，xiangshibeifengyindemoyan，suishidouhuifafengfakuang，zhiyouzaijimingyanmianqian，tacaixianggeyouhuoqideren。
tazaichekubeiyigenanrenlanzhule。
江霆：“让开。”
jiangyuchengengyanzheshuo：“xiaoshu，nizaibangwozhaoyizhaojimingyanhaoma，daxuebiyehouwojiumeijianguotale，wobuzhidaotaweishenmeduozhewo，wozhixianggentashuojuhua。woguixialaiqiunihaoma，xiaoshunijiubangwozhaozhaoyanyan，wozhendehenxiangta。”
suirantahaimeiyoubiaobai，dangenjimingyanzaidaxuechaoxixiangchusinian，zaojiuqinggenshenzhong，shenzhizaifumumianqianxigaiguichuxue，haoburongyirangjialijienalechushenputongdeta，sheizhidaotabiaobaideqianyitian，jimingyanbujianle。
jiangtingyuxiaobuxiaodishuo：“woyizhizaibangnizhao，danwomeitiangongzuohenmang，haiyaochiyaozhibing，jingliyouxian，nifangxin，youyuanfenyidinghuizaijianmian。”
jiangyuchenpotiweixiao，“xiexiexiaoshu，xiexiexiaoshu。”
jiangtingpailepaixiaozhizidejianbang，kaichezoule。
jiangyuchenqianbugaiwanbugai，zaijiangtingqusdayanjiangdeneitian，lingzhejimingyanqugenjiangtingdazhaohu。
招呼是上午打的。
老婆是下午没的。
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天水湾别墅。
ketingbaizheyizhanghenkuanhendadeheisemaorongshafa，jiusuanliangrenzaishangmiandagundouchuochuoyouyu。
jimingyanxihuanxiawutangzaizheilikanshejitu，taxiangbashafazhaohuanchengnuanbaise，danjiangtingshuoheisechendetapifubai，buzhunhuan。
jintiantabashafazhaohuanle，haishuizhele，meiyoujitaxiabanwen。
meiguanxi，takeyizijisuoqu。
jiangtingjiekailingdai，fushenbaxiangruandelaopobaozaihuaili，tebiexihuantapazaihuailideganjue，ruanhuhuchendiandianhenyouchengjiugan，bataconggutoujiaziyangdexipinenrou，ezhibandexiangroulingtaaibushishou，meiyouzhanyouyuderen，yenengbeihuailixiangruanguaiqiaodexiaobaobeiguanchuyinlai。
tahenyouzhidezaijimingyanlianshangzuoleyikou，diyazheshengyinninan，“baobeikuaixingxing，laogonghuilaile。”
啪——
nvrendexianxianyuzhitiezainanrenjunmeidelianshang，suihoutacenglecengnanrendesuogu，zhaolegeshufudeweizhijixushuijue。
jiangtingmengleyixia，suihouwozhutadexiaoshouqinleqin，“shuiba，laogongbudaraoni。”
zheiyinianxialai，bujinbatapifuyangdejiaojiaonennen，lianxiaopiqidouyanglechulai，waitousheigandajiangtingdeliana，pengtayixiadouhuisidehencan。danhuailidexinganroubuyiyang，lianxiaokukudoushitabangmangxi，datayibazhangsuanshenme，rekujimingyandeshihou，gengbeiweidedaoqianfangshitadouchangshiguo，erqietadarendelidaobuteng，congxiaojiaoyanghenhaodexiaoguniang，liandarendoubuhui。
jiangtingdishengxiaolexiao，yanzhuqiheishenren，youqinleyikoubaobeigeda，zheishitademing，sheiqiangsheisi，jiangyuchenyebuliwai。
chiwanfandeshihou，tabudebuhanxinglejimingyan。
tazuozaiyizishang，bashoucongtazhangxinchouchulai，jiangtingchenzhemouzi，shunjianmeiyouleshiyu，lianseyinchenkebu，xiayimiaojiuyaofafeng。
jimingyanwozhezijideshouzhijianjianbujitapeng，youdianshengqi，buzhidaogaizenmeshuohuaiyundeshi。
yinweitameiyoumaiyanyunbang，wufaquedingshibushizhendehuaile。
ruguohuaile，jiangtinghuiliuxiazheigehaizima……