“bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！”
“kuai，qiawoyixia，gaosuwozheibushihuanjue！”
“zenmehuishineilaolangyingni？zheibukexue！”
zhandouhaowuxuannian，suiranyeyunkaiqizhe【weizhuang】jineng，danbuyingxiangtadeshuzhi。yigejuexingqiji，yigejuexingyiji，zenme，nanbuchengniadishiyoudadizhizima？hainengyueliugexiaodengjizhanshengwo？
zheibu，meiyoushenmehualihushaodenizuoyizhua，woyouyibi，woyikouniyikoushenmede，jiushiyizhaomiao，gangyijiechuadijiukechidedaoxiale。
taganjuezijihaosibeiyiliangkachezhuangdao，zhijiefeichuquhaojimiyuan！
yaobushiyeyunliushouyijitajuexingyijideshentisuzhi，taxianzaiyijingsiqiaoqiaole。
【hunyuanxingyiquan：jiuzhei？langyehuidajiasai？wodoumeikanqingnijiudaoxiale？】
【abaaba：kuiwohaitiwanghonglangdanxinlebantian，jieguo……jiuzhei？】
【mugongmiqing：wuzhuanjiani？kuaiquqingwuzhuanjia！laolangdaofantiangang，dabailangwangle！@dongwuzhuanjiawuming】
………
阿嚏！
zaijiadewuminghurandalegepenti，ranhoutadeshoujijiudingdingdangdangxianggebuting，yikan，quanshi@tade。
daliankenenghuichidao，danbuhuiquexi。
waixingkanrenaoneixingkanmendao。
zhengshiyinweiduilangyouzugoudeyanjiu，congzheixielangdexingweilaikan，adimingxianchuyuzhudaodiwei，yejiushilangwang。
zhishi，nidoulaochengzheiyangle，juranbaneizhilangwangganpale。napanishixuezhanyifan，qicanhuoshengle，wodounengshuo“shengsizhijiandakongbu”，shengsidoujifalenideqianli。
可居然是秒杀？
zheiheyigebajiushidelaotouzidadaoquanwangtaisenyoushenmequbie？
zenme，ninjiushilangzusaodiseng，waibiaopingping，queshenhuaijueji！？
napashiwumingyexiangbuchugaiyongshenmeliyoujieshile。
这不科学！
renyurendebeihuanbingbuxiangtong，gengbietirenyulangle。wuzhuanjiamashangjiuyaobeiwangyousongshang“shi”zi，zhuanjiabianzhuanjia，eryeyunyijingduohuiletadeyiqie。
kanba，tadedanhuangpaihuotuichangdajituishadekemeibaichi，zheicaijitian，tajiuduohuilelangwangzhiwei。
langqunpazaidishang，youdegengshiluchudupixiangyeyunbiaoshichenfu。zhiyouadi，liangliangqiangqiangzhanqishenlai，zhunbeiniutoulikai。
zheishibaizhedexiachang，likaizuqun，zishengzimie。danshiyeyunlanzhuleta。
“yaolailema？yeshi，xianglaitayededaoleneishenqideliliangleba？wodouzhidaozhancaochugen，tabiwoqiang，youzenmehuibuzhidaozheigedaolini？”
adibishangyanjing，zhunbeiyingjiesiwang。raneryeyunquemeiyoutongxiashashou，fanerdiujitayituancongmeijianguodeshiwu。
“zenmegeyisi？panchanma？”
adilangtunhuyanchixialedanhuangpai，qizhongyijingbeiyeyunjialeliao。
【低级疗伤药】
【keshunjianzhiyujuexingsanjizhixiashengwudeshangshi！】
“wodeshenti，jingranhuifule？zheishishenmebaobei，nandaozheijiushilangdalangershuodedanhuangpai？nanguaitamenhaobuyouyupanchulezuqun！”
ganshoudaoshentidebianhua，adijingtanbuyi。zheishihouyeyunkaikoule。
“shuoshuoba！haiyouqitaheniyiyanghuozhebiniqiangdedongwuzaifujinmei？”
“a？ni……bushi，langwangninshixiang？”
“zaiwodedailingxia，langzujiangzaiciweida！chengbacaoyuan，zhirikedai！”
xiashuduinidejueceyouyiwenzenmeban？
当然是画饼了！
ersanshisuidechengnianrendounengbeihuyoudeyilengyilengde，hekuangzheizhiyoujisuixiaohaizhishangdeadi？
napatabianyile，neiyeshiganggangbianyi，zhishanggaobudaonaqu。
xianyongwulidabaita，zaiyongyaowuzhihaota，ranhouyidunxinlingjitangguanguolai，enweibingshi，youbudetabumihu。
“duoxielangwangbushazhien，zhiqianshixiaolangbudongshi，zijinyihou，woyuangendinglangwang，futangdaohuo，zaisuobuci！langwangwansui！”
adilimabiaolezhongxin。xianran，tayijingbeiyeyunhuzhule。zaishuo，qiangzheweizunbenlaiyeshidongwudetianxing，tashudexinfukoufu。
嗷呜～嗷呜～
langqunzaijiaoliu，kanzhiboderenmenyitouwushui。
【leziren：bushi，zheilangzaihaoshenme？youdonglangyudemei，fanyixia！】
【wobushipianshen：langyu？lai，nitouziwoyibaiyi，woxianzaijiukaigelangyuxuexiao，xianxue！】
【woshixuesheng：woxuehuichunyuxingma？zhiyaoyibaikuai，buzhun……yeyaoqian！yibaikuai，lianyibaikuainidoubuyuanyijiwoma？】
【beijiren：loushangdesuanpanzhuzidoukuaibengwolianshangle，nihaiburushuojiwoyibaikuai，woshixuesheng，wangbaisong……】
shadiaowangyouyijiuzaichakedahun，yeyunzheibianyewanchenglejiaoliu，zhixiaolefujinyixieqiangdadongwudejusuo。
shenme？zenmepanduanzheidongwuqiangbuqiangda？
这就要看阿迪的了！
adi：cidongwushilibuzaiwozhixia。
yeyun：dongle！buzainizhixianeibachengjiushibianyilebei！
jiejuele“luanchenzeizi”，zhonghuilangwangbaozuo，yeyunyoukanxiangqitadeyelang。zheidoushixianchengdexiaodia！
shenweiboss，shashidouyaoqinliqinweiduomeipaimian？bixuyouzugoudexiaodibangmangshoujixunxichulizashia。
“dajiadouhaimeichiba，lai，wodainimenquchifan！duile，zenmejiuzheidianlang，qitalangni？doujiaoguolai，buzhidaodehaiyiweiwoqingbuqi。jirandangledawang，jiuyaobaozhengnimenmeipilangdounengchibao！kuai，xianzaijiuqujiao，paokuaidian！”
yeyunfabulangwangzhaojiling，langqunyihongersan，quxunzhaoqitadeyelangle。
bijingfuchoubushishenmeguangcaideshiqing，adizhidailezijixinrendejizhixiashu，dabufenlangqunbingmeigenlai。buguoxianzaima，bushuoshiyeyunqingchifan，jiudanshilangqungaitianhuandi，laolangwangzhonghuibaozuozheijianshi，yerangzheixieyelangbudebuhuiquxiangqitazurentongbao。
大王他又登基了！
【chiguadawang：zenmegeshi？zheiqunlangzenmedoupaole？】
【mahoupao：@dongwuzhuanjiawuming，wuzhuanjia，renni？bantianle，nichulaijieshijieshia！】
【wobushidongwang：wozhidao，tamenkendingqiandinglebupingdengtiaoyue，hetanle！】
【wobudong，danwodashouzhenhan：a？】
yichangzhandou，yicizhibo，yeyunzhangfenbaiwan。yejiushitaxianzaibuhuishuohua，yemeiyoushouji，burantapashilimajiunengzhibodaihuo。
“jiarenmen，langwangpaidanhuangpai，jujialvxingdebuerxuanze，yigetishenxingnao，lianggeyongbupilao，sangezhangshengbulao！sheimaisheizhidao，jihuiburongcuoguo！
xianzaixiadanhaikexiangshouqunlanghuansitaocan，langqunhuwei，rangninchengweirenqunzhongzuiyaoyandecunzai！meigonglijinxuyigedanhuangpai。
langwangpaidanhuangpai，zhendehao！”