chunheidemaibahezhaoyaodexingshizaizhulushang。
bojinyanlianseyipianqihei，wozhefangxiangpandeliduhaoxiangyaobatadeboziqiaduan。
jiangsiyishuangmouzibeiyanleijinguo，shirunqingche，bojinyanconghoushijingliwanghoupieleyiyan，tazhenggerenzuozaihouzuoshang，xiaoxiaodeyituan，gangganghaigendoujisidetiaoqilaihetachaojia，zheihuieryouguaidegengeanchunyiyang，danlianshangfenrandebiaoqingxianranshimeixiaoqi。
jiangsizhidaoxiachedeshihoudoumeilita，zhongzhongdebachemenguanshang，shulemimajinledanyuanlou，yankanzhetazuihouyipianyijiaoyexiaoshi，bojinyannaqishoujizhaodaoyigeduihuakuang：
“怎么哄女人？”
盛溆：“？？？”
bojinyanzhenzhuozheziyan：“zuolegedasi，tashengqile。”
tataitouqukanloushangdechuanghu，gezheshijicengloudeweizhi，tanengzhunquedebuzhuodaotadeweizhi。
boximiyafenggedechuanglianbanyanzhechuanghu，bojinyanyaolegenyandaokouzhong，xianglexiang，dakaichemen，databuxialeche。
jiangsipaolegezao，qingxushuhuanlebushao，tanahuochaidianranlejingyoulazhu，fangkongsixugenzhezhibozuoyujia，yitaodongzuohaimeizuowan，toupingzaidianshishangdeshoujihuranchuanlaileyitiaoxiaoxi。
jiangsikandaoneigemingzi，huanmandeshouhuishixian，xianglexiang，jishenghuanfaletiaoxiaoxi。
……
youandeloudaoli，bojinyandixiayijingjileyiduiyantou，neitiaoxiaoxiyijingfaguoqubangexiaoshi，yijiumeiyourenhedongjing。
shengxuzaineibiananfuta：“ge，niyaoyounaixin。”
gangshuowan，diantidingdeyishengzaizheicengloutingxia，limianzouchuyigegezihengaobaibaijingjingdenanhai，tingzailouqianqiaoleqiaomen。
bojinyannaohaizhongjihulikeshanguojiangsikouzhongdeneige“sanshibahaojishididi”。
menxujiudoumeiyoudakai，neinanhaitaochushouji，pingmufanshedeguangmangzailoudaozhongyishanyishande，meiyihuierjiutingdaoyishengxiangdong，neinanhaigangyaoshuohua，beiyigudalimengdedidaoqiangshang，jiukandaoyigenanrenqiheizheyizhanglian，sisidingzheyanqiandejiangsi。
“buhuiwoxiaoxi，tayidadianhuajiukaimen？”
bojinyanshengyinyijingshibengdaojizhiderennai，meigezizhongjiandoumocachujiliedehuoqi。
pangbiandenanhaibeitayigengebochuzaiqiangshang，biedejihuchuanbuguoqi，jiangsidandandisaotayiyan：“womeikandao。”
jianjiandandandesigezi，bojinyanyanshenanlean，hurantaijiaotajinmen，guanmendetongshibuwangbamenwaidenanhaihenhendetuichuqu。
jiangsilengleyixia，renjiuyijingjilejinlai，tagangyaozhangkou，jiukandaogangcaihaiqishixiongxiongdenanrenhuranbianleyifushense，shouanzheweibu，meiyujianjiazazheyisitongku：“woweiteng。”
jiangsiyuqiliangleliang，xianranbuxiangxin：“chuqu。”
“wochuqu，wochuqunizaibamenwaideneigenanrenjiaojinlai？”
jiangsibieguotou，buqukantadelian：“zheishiwojia，wofangsheijinlaigennimeiguanxi。”
bojinyanshejiandizhusaibianderou，yanzhongyouguangyishan：“ze，zhenwuqing。”
tafanshousuozhulemen，barenduzaiqiangshang，jiekaizijichenyideniukou：“nijintian，nadoubunengqu！”
jiangsijiuzheimebeidudaolezijijiali。
bojinyanzhanzaimenkou，shikeguanzhuzhetadeyijuyidong。
tayiweishenzhangdekanletayiyan，zhuantouqumanghuozijideshiqing。
bojinyanananjingjingdezhanzaimenkou，yidiandongjingdoumeiyou，haoxiangzhishidanchundetitashouzhemen。
jiangsibayuganglideshuifangdiao，youfangleshuichongxileyibian，gangchuxishoujiandemen，jiukandaoyuanbenzhanzaimenkoudenanrenbuzhidaoshenmeshihoujinletajiachufang，congbingxianglinachuyipingkuangquanshui，kouleyipianyaopianjiuzheliangshuitunxiaqu。
jiangsimuguangyishan，minleminchun，zaiyitaitou，zhenghaoduishangnanrendemuguang，kelianxixide，xiangshibeidiuqidexiaogou，zaisushuozhetazheigezhurendeedu。
姜姒：“……”
“吃饭。”
yiwanaodenongxiangdehaixianzhoubaizaimianqian，bojinyannazheshaozichangleliangkou，dunshiganjueweishufulebushao。
“chenzhehaimeixiayu，chiwanfannijiuzouba。”
banwanhaixianzhouxiadudebojinyanyitingzheihua，yanjingdunshimiqi，kanzhewaimianyinchenmibudetiankong，youxiangdaowaimianshuobudinghaimeizoudenanren，chideyuelaiyueman。
jiangsikantabanwanhaixianzhouxijiaomanyandemocenglebangexiaoshi，yebuganren，xiuzhangdeshouzhidiankaiduihuakuang：
“欢欢。”
louxia，yinbaisedebaoshijieli，shenghuanzhengbayigezhuangmanqiandexinfengdidaogangcaineinanhaishouli。
nanhaimolemoxinfengdehoudu，xinyouyujidemolemozijidebozi：“gangcaineinanrenxiashoukezhenhen，yaobushiwoduodekuai，chadianjiubawoboziniuduanle。”
shenghuankanzheqianmiansigelingdechepaihao：“nijiuqingxingtameibanidisanzhituidaduanba。”
bozongzheicujingdade，tazhenhuaiyishibushisisijitaguanshenmemihuntangle。
“huanjie，xiaciyouzheiyangdehaoshihaijiaowo！”
nanhaiyaoyaoxinfengxialeche，shenghuanmusongtayuanqu，naqishoujijijiangsifaxiaoxi：“bao，nixianzainengxiadelechuangma？”
jiangsi：“……nihuaiyiwo。”
“bushibenbaobaobuxiangxinnidenengli，shibozongkanzhejiunengsanxiaoshiqibu，xuyaowonadiantexiaoyaojinibubuma？”
shenghuanlongfeifengwudedazhezi，taitouyikan，zhuangjianleliangsangeyouxieshuxidelian。
sansigewudasancudenanrenyibianduizhelouzhizhidiandian，quedingledizhizhihoujiuyaoshangqu。
shenghuannaodai“weng”deyisheng，shougangfangdaochemenshangdakaiyitiaofeng，jiubeichemenwaideyiguliqiguanzhu，jinjiezhefujiashidemenbeidakai，yigerenyingzuanlejinlai。
shenghuankanzheneizhangshuxidelian，jingedehebushangxiaba：“qin……qinyunxi？”
qinyunxiyishuangtaohuayantiaoqiyimofengliu：“shengmeimei，zheimezhejiqunaa？”
“womeikonggennijieshi。”
shenghuanjicongcongdetuimenxiachejiuyaoqulanren，zheixierentadourende，yuanbenjiangshimeipochanzhiqiandesiduitou，shoudixiayangleyiqundashou，jiangshichushiyihouyeshitamendiyishijianlanzhesisiyaoqian。
ruguobushisisimailedixiadeyijiaxiaochangzihaiqingledabufenzhai，zheihuierbeitamenmaidaoheishiquyeshuobuding。
zhaidouhaiwanle，zheixierenhaizhuiguolaizuoshenme？