buguanshihunshakuanshi，haishishoulinazhededingzhihongjiu，shenzhishoushanggenbozishangdehuangjinshipin，genwoshenshangdejianzhiyimoyiyang。
wofanfuquerenlehaojibian，baokuowodelian。
是我没错。
「laoshi，henmeiba?ei，ketaduiwomeishenmexingqu。」
xiaozhuzhuzhengzaishuru：「wolaishufanggongzuotahaoxianghaitingkaixinde，jintiankeshiwomenxinhunye，buyinggaizhiqianjinma?」
「nvrenxinhaidizhen，zenmezheimenanzhuomoa?」
我：「……」
suoyi，xiaozhuzhushijinyun?
woshizaishimeibanfabazheigehualaogenlengmianyanwangjinyunlianxiqilai。
jinyunshijinshijituandezhangduoren，yeshizuinianqingdejinrongheima，jinshijituansuiranshilaopaigongsi，danfazhanchuxianletingzhi，yegenwojiayudaoguoxiangtongwenti，jiushipochan。
danjinyunzhangduohou，chenggongzhuanxing，bujintupoleyuanyouxianzhi，gengrangshichanggenyewudoufanfan。
kezaitashouxiadaiguodeyuangong，doushuotaxingshiguoduanleilifengxing，youqishineizhanglian。
wuguansuiranjingzhijuemei，danzhiyaoyiyan，jiunengrangrenhunshenyizhan。
「laoshi，woxianghaole!wojuedingchongjinqule!」
xiaozhuzhujiwofalailexinxi，womeitouyizhou，haimeilaidejihuifuni。
门口就来了动静。
「peng」deyisheng，fangmenbeituikaile。
jinyunzhanzaimenkou，tachuanzhejiancaidetidechenshan，fubudejirouruoyinruoxian，kemeitouweicuzhe，lengjiaofenmingdelianshangtouzhelengyi。
wolajinbeizi，jiebadiwendao：「ni、niganshenme?」
taqingqibochun，yanjianyigaidituchusangezi：「nipawo?」
jinjiezhe，maikaixiuzhangdeshuangtuichaowozoulai。
woshenxikouqi，patazuochujiduandeshi，xiayishidiqiaojianpandalexingzijixiaozhuzhu：「bunengchongdong，huihehuaitade!」
guobuqiran，wotingdaotawozaishoulideshoujiyishengzhendong。
jinyunlianseyinchen，qingpiaopiaodiduiwodiuleju：「pashenme，wonagedongxieryi。」
taguzuozhending，suishounaqiwofangzaishafashangdetieshendiaodai，maikaishuangtuichaomenwaizouqu。
a……tayaobuyaokankanzijinaleshenme?
suizhefangmenbeiguanshang，wodeshoujiyoushoudaolexiaozhuzhufalaidexinxi：「aaa，laoshi!wotingnidehuachulaile!」
「danwobuxiaoxinbatadediaodainachulaile!」
「woshesile，zheiyetaidiulianleba!wolaopokendingjuedewoshigelsp!」
好吧，我确定了。
小猪猪真的是靳云。