老婆绕路送助理,我带着孩子回家章节_1

erzizaiyoueryuankongdenglesangexiaoshi,kudaoshuizhe。

wolaopofuxuecaicongcongganhui,qingmiaodanxie:“raolusongnanxiashuhuijiale,tabushufu。”

tashenshanghaidaizheneigenianqingnanhaiqingshuangdexiangshuiwei。

shenhouyegenzheneiweiyinyaochidiulejinbulejiamendeyangguangdananhai。

neiyikewocaijingjue,zheigexianglaileilifengxing、gongsifenmingdenvren,xin,zaoyiweibierenraolelu。

01

wanshangbadianban,erzikuleishuizhele,lianshanghaiguazheleihen。

他五点就该到家。

玄关传来开门声。

wobaozhebei,kanzhefuxuejinmen,shenhougenzheneigeyangguangkailangdedananhai——shenhua。

“laogong,erzishuilema?lushangahuaturanbushufu,wosongtahuiqu,dangele。”

fuxueyuqiziran,fangforangerzizaiyoueryuankongdengsangeduoxiaoshilisuodangran。

shenhuazhanzaitashenhoubanbu,lianshangdaizhedianxuruodeqianyi,shouwanshangheranshizuotian“yiluo”zaifujiashangdeneikuaibiao。

“xuxiansheng,zhenbuhaoyisi,youmafanfujiele。”

tashengyinqingliang,yanshenquesaoguowo,daizheyisibuyichajuedetanjiu。

wodingzhefuxue,shengyinlengying:

“songtahuijia,xuyaosangexiaoshi?xuyaosongdaojiamenkou?”

“erqiezenmeyoubatasongdaowomenjiale?”

傅雪皱眉:

“nishenmeyisi?ahuatule,wozhaoguyixiazenmele?erzizaiyoueryuanyoulaoshikanzhe,henanquan!”

“ahuayaoshidiule,zheimewanle,tabushufu,wozenmenengbatayigerendiuzaiwaimian?”

wobeiqixiaole,yigedananrenzaiwaimianbuanquan,neiyigebudaowusuidenanhaidaizaiwaimianjiuanquanle?

“anquan?takudaoshuizhe!”

wozhixiangwoshi,nuhuoyabuzhu。

“nisuoweide‘zhongyaoxiashu’,bierzizhongyao?”

shenhualikeshangqian,yuqidaizheweiqudejiqie:

“xuxiansheng,nibieguaifujie!doushiwobuhao,shiwobushufutuoleilefujie!fujieduiwozuihaole……”

“闭嘴!”

wolishengdaduanta,muguangrudaocixiangfuxue。

“‘zuihaole’?fuxue,nigaosuwo,tashishei?zheigerangniyicicipaoxiaerzi、paoxiajiatingqu‘zhaogu’deren,zainixinlidaodishenmeweizhi?”

fuxueyanlidoushibunaifan,tahuilehuishou,daduandiaowodehua。

“goule!bienaolehaoma?biechezheixieyoudemeide,ahuashentibushufu,nizuoweiyishengjitakanyixia。”

“给他看病?”

wojihuyiweizijitingcuole,xianzaidezhongdianshijitakanbingma?

“fuxue,nibawodangshenme?nimenzhuanshudemianfeiyisheng?”

shenhuasesuoleyixia,wangfuxueshenhouduoleduo,xiaoshengshuo:

“fujie,suanle,womeishile,bumafanxuyishengle…”

“不行!”

fuxueyuqiqiangying,daizheburongzhiyidemingling。

“nishiyisheng,tazhenbushufu,nikankanzenmele?jushouzhilaoeryi!”

tashangqianyibu,shitubawowangshenhuaneibiantui,“kuaiqu!”

shenhuayexiangwoshenchushoucheleche。

“滚开!”

womengdishuaikaishenhuadeshou,meiyongshenmeli,danshenhualiangqianghoutui,zhuangzaixiejushang,fachupengdeyishengmenxiang。

fuxuejinghuyisheng,ganjinfuzhuta。

“ahua!nimeishiba?”

shenhuajingedikanzhewo,fangfowoshishenmehongshuimengshou。

傅雪怒火中烧:

“xuzhe!nifengle?!”

“疯的是你!”

wozhizheshenhua,shengyinyinjizhidefennuersiya。

“tazhuangbingnikanbuchulaima?liansehongrun,zhongqishizu,chulezainimianqianzhuangrouruo,nadianxiang‘tule’‘bushufu’?fuxue,nijingmingbanbeizi,zaitamianqiannaozibeigouchile?!”

沈华脸色瞬间涨红:

“xuxiansheng,nizenmenengzheimeshuo!wo……”

“你闭嘴!”

wolihe,“hao,niyaowokanbingshiba?”

wodabuzouxiangketingjiaoluodeyiliaoxiang,cubaodichechutingzhenqi。

“kana!rangtatangxia!”

wozhizheshafa,fennukaikou:

“wozheijiujitahaohao‘kankan’!congtoudaojiao,conglidaowai!kankantadaodinali‘bushufu’,zhidenipaoxiaqinshengerzisangexiaoshiqu‘zhaogu’!zhideniweileta,banidezhangfu、nierzidefuqin,dangchengzhaozhijilaihuizhijiqudeyongren!”

客厅死寂。

shenhuachedijiangzhu,daqibuganchu。

02

jiuzaizheishi,woshimenbeituikaiyigexiaofeng,erzirouzhexingzhongdeshuiyan,daizhekuqiangqieshengshengdiwen:

“baba,mamanimenzaichaojiama?wohaohaipa…”

erzidechuxian,jiaomielewodenuhuo。

wokanzhefuxue,shengyinpingjingdekepa:

“fuxue,daizhenide‘zhongyaoxiashu’,gunchuwodejia。xianzai,like。”

wobaoqishoujingdeerzi,zhuanshenzoujinwoshi,zhongzhongguanshanglemen。

fuxuedaizheshenhualangbeilikaihou,yiyewuhua。

diertianqingchen,mensuoqingxiang。

fuxueduzihuilai,yanxiadaizhepibeideqinghei,meilezuoyedeqiangying,xiandeyouxieqiaocui。

tamomozuolezaocan,duandaowomianqian,shengyindiya:

“laogong,zuotianshiwotaichongdongle。ahuadeshi,woyihouhuizhuyifencun。womenbiechaolehaoma?erzixuyaowanzhengdejia。”

tashiruole,tidaoleerzi。

wokanzhetayanlidehongxuesi,xiangqierzizuowanjingkongdeyanshen,woyuxinburen。

weileerzi,womeiyoutuikaineiwanzhou,zhilenglengdao:

“记住你说的话。”

rizisihuhuifulebiaomiandepingjing。

fuxueanshijiesongerzi,jianshaolejiaban,duishenhuayekeyishuyuanlexie。

直到一周后。

erziyoueryuantongzhixuyaobujiaoyifenzhongyaodeyimiaojiaqiangzhenjiezhongzhengming,yuanjianyaojiaoshangqubeian。

wojidehenqingchu,neifenzhengmingheqitazhongyaowenjianyiqi,suozaiwoshuzhuochoutili。

raner,choutibeiqiaokaile。

suoshewaixie,mingxianshibaolipohuai。

limianyipianlangjie,erzidechushengzhengming、womendejiehunzhengsanluozhe,erneifenguanjiandeyimiaozhengming,buyierfei。

yiguhanqicongjiaodizhichongtouding。

jialimeijinzei,zhishaolezheiyifenwenjian。

wolikebotongfuxuedianhua,qiangyazhefantengdenuhuo:

“wochoutilideyimiaozhengmingni?”

dianhuaneitouchenmolejimiao,fuxuedeshengyinyouxiepiaohu:

“e,neigea,wozuotiannazoule。”

“ahuatajialituranjiyong,tabamayaojitabangeshenmebaoxianhaishiqianzheng,xuyaohaizideyimiaozhengmingzuocankaomoban,woxiangzhejiushifuyinyixia,yongwanjiuhaihuilai。”

“ninawoerzidesirenyiliaodanganqujishenhuadangmobancankao?!”

wodeshengyindouranbagao,jianzhibulijiefuxuedenaohuilu。

“niqiaolewodesuo?!fuxue,neishiniqinshengerzideyinsi!shifalvwenjian!”

“womeixiangneimeduo,tazhendehenji……”

fuxueshitubianjie,yuqidaizhexinxudehuangluan。

“wozheijiurangtasonghuilai。”

“没想那么多?”

我怒极反笑。

“niqiaosuotouwenjiandeshihouxiangshenmele?!weileneigenanren,nilianerzideyinsihejiankangdangandounengtouchuqu?”

“neishinengsuibianjirenkandema?wanyixinxixieluni?wanyibeibieyouyongxinderenliyongni?fuxue,nihaishigerenma?”

jiuzaizheishi,wodeshoujizhendongleyixia,shishenhuagengxinlepengyouquan。

yizhangzhaopian:tahefuxuezuozaiyijiagediaogaoyadekafeiguanli,fuxuecetoukanzheta,zuijiaohanxiao,yanshenshixujiuweijiandewenrou。

zhaopianpeiwen:【ganxiefujiexuezhongsongtan,guanjianshikezongshinibangwogaodingyiqie![aixin]】

fasongshijian,heranshizuotianxiawu。

zhengshierzizaiyoueryuan,wohaizaiyiyuanshangbandeshihou!

tasuoweide“zuotiannazou”,yuanlaishiweilezheichang“xuezhongsongtan”deyuehui!

zhaopianli,shenhuadeshouwanshang,daizheyikuaizhanxinde、jiazhibufeidewanbiao,fenggeyuzhiqian“yiluo”deneikuaijieranbutong,quegengxiananggui。

erfuxueshangzhougangtuidiaolewotiyide、jierzihuanxinxuexizhuodekaizhi,liyoushi“zuijinxiangmuhuikuanman,yaoshengyidian”。

zuihouyisihuanxiangchedipomie。

weiletaohaoshenhua,takeyiqiaosuotouquerzidezhongyaowenjian,keyiwushierzideyinsiheanquan,keyisahuang,keyihuihuowomenjierzijizandeziyuan!

“fuxue,daizhenitouzoudewenjian,gunhuilai。ranhou,daizhenidedongxi,yongyuangunchuzheigejia。”

wodeshengyinyichangpingjing,pingjingdekepa。

“womenlihun。xianzai,like,mashang。duoyimiao,wodoujuedeexin。”

03

woguaduandianhua,kanzheerzimengdongtianzhendezhaopian,xinrudaojiao,queqiansuoweiyoudiqingxing。

zheigenvren,zaoyibaxin、bashenweimuqindezeren、baduizheigejiadezuihouyidianzunzhong,douhaowubaoliudixianjilelingyigenanren。

fuxuemeiyoubingqinzihuilai,shenzhimeiyouzhiyanpianyu。

yigexiaoshihou,yigepaotuixiaogejiangneifenbei“cankao”guodeyimiaozhengmingsongdaolejiamenkou,wenjiandaishanghaizhanzheyidiankafeizi。

wolengxiaozheqianshou,xinyimamu。

jiexialaidejitian,wolaheilefuxueshenhuaerren,womomodilianxihaolvshi,zhunbeilihuncailiao,zhaoguhaohaizi。

kenaibuzhuhaoshizhirenjiwoshishizhuanfashenhuadepengyouquan。

zaibihailantianshatanshang,fuxueyiweizaichibodeshenhuahuaili,xiaorongcanlan。

shenhuapeiwen:【hefujiedediyicihaidaozhilv![taiyang][aixin][qinwen]】

zaigaojihaijingcanting,fuxuewenrouweishenhuachiniupai。

fuxuepeiwen:【kanzhenikaixin,yiqiedouzhide。[yueliang][hongjiu]】

congzhaopianlikeyikanchuerrenhaiyitongzaishuishangqimotuo,shenhuajinloufuxuedeyao,toukaotabeishang,liangrendaxiao。

shenhuadadanzaipengyouquanxiangfuxuebiaobai:【baozheni,ganjueyongyoulequanshijie![motuo][langhua][aixin]】

pengyouquanli,tamende“xingfu”ciyanduomu,erxianshizhongerzichaozhexiangmama,fuxuequemeiyouyigedianhua,yigewenhou。

tahetade“xingfulvxing”,yuwomenwuguan。congci,tazhishiwoshengmingzhongdemoshengren。

04

bangeyuehou,shenye,menlingbeicubaodianxiang。

fuxuezhongyuzhidaohuilaile,shenhouhaigenzhefengchenpupudeshenhua。

fuxuelianshangdaizhezhangtulvxingdepibei,shenhuazetizheyigeyinzhedujiashengdilogodegouwudai,zhanzaitashenhoubanbu,lianshangguazheguanyoude、xiaoxinyiyidetaohaoxiaorong。

“laogong,womengangxiafeiji,ahuashuoyidingyaolaidangmiandaoqian。”

fuxuetuimenjinlai,yuqixiangshizaichuliyijianmafandegongshi。

shenhualikeshangqianyibu,weiweijugong,shengyinkeyifangderouruanyouchengken:

“xuxiansheng,duibuqi!shangcinayimiaozhengmingdeshi,doushiwodecuo!shiwotaizhejile,meikaolvzhouquan,jifujiehenintianlezheimedademafan!zhendefeichangfeichangbaoqian!”

tataiqitou,mianseguzuowugu,xiangzhiwugudexiaolu。

“ninqianwanbieguaifujie,tadoushiweilebangwo…ninyaodayaoma,chongwolai!”

“haiyouzheicilvyoudeshishiwokaolvbuzhou!wokanfujiezuijinyalitaida,xiangmuyougangjieshu,jiutiyichuqusansanxin,xiangrangtafangsongyixia!”

“woduifujiezhendezhishipengyoujiandeguanxin!meixiangdaorangninwuhuile,haireninshengqi,doushiwodecuo!ninyaoguaijiuguaiwo,qianwanbieguaifujie!fujietaxinliqishiyizhijiguazheninhehaizide!”

tayibianshuo,yibianyongneizhongshilulu、fangfoshouletiandaweiqudeyanshenpiaoxiangfuxue。

wozaixinzhonglengxiao,wohaiyijuhuameishuoni,tajiuduandingwohuiwuhuichicu,qishiwozaixinlizaojiubaerrengeshediaole。

fuxuejianbudeshenhuashouweiqu,likejiekou,yuqidaizhebeiwujiedebunaihejiyupieqingdejiqie:

“xuzhe,nitingdaole?ahuadoujieshile!womenjiushiputongpengyou!kantazuijingongzuoxinku,xiangmujieshudaitachuqukaolaoyixiazenmele?”

“pengyouzhijianbunengyiqilvgeyou?nixinyanbieneimexiaoxingbuxing?zhengtianyishenyiguideleibulei?”

taxiayishidimolemogangzuodejingzhimeijia,yanshenyouxiepiaohu,buganzhishiwodeyanjing。

wokanzheyanqianzheichushuanghuang,youkanxiangfuxueneishenjiazhibufeidedujiaxingtou,zuihoudinggezaitajiyubianjie、quehaowukuisedelianshang。

“朋友?”

wodeshengyinpingjingdekepa。

“fuxuebiezaiwozheidanglehuairenyoulipaifang,shouqinimenneifujiaxingxingdeyangzi,wokanlezhijuedeexin!”

“meiyounagerenhuiqiaosuotouerzideyiliaodanganji‘pengyou’dangmoban,huipaoxiagaoshaodeerzi,he‘pengyou’zaihaidaoweiniupai、xiuenai,gengbuhuiji‘pengyou’maijishiwandeshoubiao,shuazhefuqigongtongcaichan?”

wowangqianyibu,bishizhefuxueshunjianshabaidelian:

“fuxue,shouqinizheitao‘zhishipengyou’deguihua!nihetaneixiepengyouquanzhaopian,neixieqinnizitai,dangbierendoushixiazi?”

“niyongwomenjihaizizhunbeidechubeizijin,yangzhenizheige‘pengyou’dexuronghetanlan!nizhenbupeidangma!”

shenhuabeiwochuochuan,lianshangneidianxujiadeqianyiyeguabuzhule,yanshenshanshuo,suolesuobozi,neikuaishepaiwanbiaobeitaxiayishidiwangxiuzilizang。

fuxuebeiwozhibaidexiurujidenaoxiuchengnu,shengyindouranbagao:“xuzhe!nigoule!ni……”

“滚。”

wodaduanta,zhizhemenwai,shengyinbugao,quedaizheburongzhiyidejuejue。

“daizhenide‘haopengyou’,like,gunchuwodefangzi。zheilibuhuanyingnimen。”

wocongshenhoudewenjiandailichouchuneifenzaoyizhunbeihaodelihunxieyishu,kandoumeikan,zhijieshuaizaifuxuejiaoxia。

“qianzi,huozhefatingjian,nimenxuan。”