第3章
“haijiniba，wobeikunyuci，yongbushang。”jiangchenguzuozhending，shitujiangyangpizhizhongxinsaihuizhangwudedezuili。
“xiaoxiongdi，nixianglikaizheilima？”zhangwudehuranwendao，shengyinzhongdaizheyisiguijuedeyiwei。
“dangran。”jiangchenbujiasisuodihuida。
xuemogonglidoushiyiqunfengzi，jiangchenyimiaozhongdoubuxiangdaizaizheili。
“wozhidaoyouyitiaomidao，keyishunlitaolizheili。”zhangwudedeshengyinhuranbiandedichen，fangfodaizhemouzhongyouhuo。
“zhendejiade？”jiangchendaxi，dansuijiyouzhouqimeitou，“nizhidaoyoumidao，neinizenmebuqu…”
“xiaoxiongdishuoxiaole，woshenxianshilingzhen，wufataoli。”zhangwudekuxiaoyisheng，yanjiandichui，shanguoyisiyinleng。
“neinishuoba。”jiangchenbanxinbanyi。
“geqiangyouer，niqiezaikaojinxie。”zhangwudedeshengyinjihuweibukewen。
jiangchenhuyidikanletayiyan，zuizhonghaishijiangerduocouleguoqu。
“长舌术！”
唰！
turan！zhangwudedeshetourulixianzhijianbanjisheerchu，shunjianyanshenzhiyimiyouyu，wanruoyitiaocuzhuangdexiyishetou，sisichanzhulejiangchendebojing。
“你！”
jiangchenmiansezhoubian，lianseyouhongzhuanzi，huxiyufajicu，shuangshoubennengdizhuazhuneilingrenzuooudeshetou，quezhengtuobude。
“移形换影！”
zhangwudeyanzhongjingguangyishan，shejianzhouranpenchuyikouyinhongdejingxue。
taqiangrenzhetineidexuruo，diaodongjincundelingli，shizhanchuzheizuihoudebaomingmishu。
嗡！
jiangchenshangweiliqingsixu，bianjuezhoushenyiqing，chaneijiantiandidaozhuan，daitahuiguoshenlai，zijijingyuzhangwudehuhuanleweizhi！
tamengranditou，zhijianyuanbenshufuzhangwudedetielian，cikeyijinjinchanraozaizijishenshang，jiangtalaolaobangzaishizhuzhishang。
咯吱…
suolianshangdegangcihuanhuancirutadetinei，juliedetengtongrangtarenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi。
“hahaha…”zhangwudeneiyincecedexiaoshengzaidadianneihuidang，touzheshuobuchudedeyiyuzhengning。
tagoulouzheshenqu，bulvpanshandixiangqiannuodong，meiyibudouxiandexuruoqueyouchongmanshenglizhedezitai。
jiangchendelianseyinchendenengdichushuilai，gaisi，jingzheletadedao！
ciketacaihuangrandawu，zhangwudexianshiyigongfaweiyouerpianquxinren，zaichenqibubeifadongtouxi，zheigebeibixiaoren，dangzhenshiyinxianzhiji！
zheijiushisuoweizhengdaorenshidezuilian？
“zaole，zaole…”jiangchentengdedaoxilengqi，etoushenchuximidehanzhu，yaguanjinyaoquerengrenbuzhufachutongkude**。
zheiyike，tadenaohaizhongxunsushanguowushuniantou，shituzhaodaotuoshenzhifa，raner，suolianshangdegangciyueciyueshen，xianxueshunzhetadeshentiliuxia，wangshilingzhenzhongxinde‘mo’zihuiqu。
“zhangwude，nizheishishenmeyisi？”jiangchenqiangrenzhetengtong，shengyinzhongdaizhefennuhebujie。
“woshiweilaideluoyunzongzongzhu，qinengsizaizheiyinandemokuzhizhong！”
“xiaoxiongdi，liuxiaxingming，tariwodinghuiweinishangxiangjidian。”
zhangwudewuzhejulieqifudexiongkou，shengyinxuruoquedaizhejifenxuweidecibei。
“woshinidie！”jiangchennuhouchusheng，shengyinzaishibijianhuidang。
haoyigedaomaoanrandetuzi！pizhezhengdaodepi，xingdequeshibimodaogengxiazuodeshi！
“hehe…bushitaiju。”
zhangwudelengxiaoyisheng，liangliangqiangqiangdichaodianwaibenqu，meiyibudouxiandeyaoyaoyuzhuiqueyouchongmantaoshengdejiqie。
jiangchenshuangmuchihong，sisidingzhezhangwudeyuanqudebeiying。
他竟被耍了！
haishibeisuoweizhengdaorenshi！
tineidelinglirutuojiangyemabanshikongluancuan，jingmaichuanlaisiliebandejutong。
【叮】
【jiancedaoshilingzhen：moyuanfenghexindazhen，moxiulipaizhigenji】
【fumianxiaoying：kunzhenzheqixuelinglijiangbeizhubuxishouzhagan，zuizhonghuaweiganshi】
【nizhuanweizengyixiaoguo：lingqizizhuhuijusuzhutinei，mochiqixueningjiechengzhu，kezhusuzhuqianghuajingu，tishengxiuwei】
【xitongjianyi：suzhujinrumochi，xiaoguogengjia】
jiangchenyanzhongjingguangzhaxian，xinzhongkuangxi！
dangzhenshishanzhongshuifuyiwulu，liuanhuamingyouyicun。
zhiting‘kaca’yisheng，shufutadesuolianyingshengerduan。
tahaobuyouyu，zongshenyiyue，tiaoruneizhuankezhe‘mo’zidexuechizhizhong。
chaneijian，shilingzhenneifengyuntubian，wushulingqirubaichuanguihai，fengkuangxiangtayonglai。
jiangchenbashiyangjueyunzhuandaolejizhi。
xuechifanyong，ningchengyikekejingyingtitoudeqixuezhu，xuanfuzaitazhoushen。
......
yizhuxiangdeguangjing，jiangchenlianposanzhongjingjie，xiuweibaozhang，herantarulelianqiqizhongtiandemenjian！
tahaobuyouyudijiangshijikejingyingtitoudeqixuezhujinshusairukouzhong，xixijujiao，ganshouzhebangbodenengliangzaitineibenteng。
jingmairujianghebantuokuan，jingusijinggangbanjianren，yuanbenququwubaijindelidao，cikejingtupozhihairendesanqianyujin！
zheidengqili，yiquanhongshashitouzhuangniu，yirufanzhang。
raner，jiangchenshenzhishiyangjuebingfeitishengjingjiedegongfa，ruojixuxishou，wufalianhuadelingqikongjiangchengbaodantian。
qianjunyifazhiji，taguoduanqieduanleyushilingzhendelianxi。
buguo，tarengzaibuduantunshiqixuezhu，ganshouzheqiliwenbupansheng，cikedeta，zaitipoqiangdushangyibuxunseyuzhuanxiuliantizhishudexiushi。
“wodaoyaoxiexiezhangwudele…”
jiangchenpanzuozaimochizhongyang，yishengchixiao。
突然！
dianwaichuanlaiyizhenjicuzaluandejiaobusheng，jiazazheqilidecanjiao。
xianqiancanghuangtaocuandezhangwude，cikejingdiediezhuangzhuangdizhefanhuilai，moyanglangbeibukan。
“woshiweilaideluoyunzongzongzhu！nimendanganshangwo！”
zhangwudeyibianpinmingbentao，yibianpinpinhuitouzhangwang，yanzhongmanshijingkongzhise，fangfoshenhouyousuomingeguizaizhuigan。
jinsuiqihoudeshiliangdaoshenying。
qizhongyirenzhengshizhaolinger，tashenseningzhong，shouchizhangjian。
lingyirenzeshenpihuohongzhangpao，mianrongyinmeizaiyinyingzhizhong，nanyibianren。
zuilingrenmaogusongrandeshi，zheihongpaorendebeihoujingbeifuzheyifujudadeguancai！
guancaitongtixuehong，sanfazheyinsenkongbudeqixi，fangfonengtunshiyiqieshengji。
jiuzaizheidianguanghuoshizhijian，neixuehongsedeguancaiturantuolihongpaorendejibei，lingkongerqi！
轰！
yishengjuxiang，guancairutaishanyadingbanhongranzaxia。
zhangwudeshenzhiliancanjiaodoulaibujifachu，bianbeidangchangzachengleyitanlanni，xueroumohu！
唰！
xuehongsedeguancaizaikongzhonghuachuyidaoguiyidehuxian，wenwenluohuihongpaonanzidehoubei。
neihongpaonanzitouyebuhui，jingzhiliqu，fangfofangcaideyiqiedouyutawuguan。
扑通！
yikuaizhanzhelingxingxueroudegutouzhuiruxuechi，jianqijidixuehua。
jiangchencongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai，kanzheneikuailingrenzuooudegutou，xiayishixiangyaojiangqirengchuqu。
raner，yimoyinguangturanxiyinletademuguang。
neishiwangushangdeyimeijiezhi！
储物戒指！
zheijiahuojingjiangrucizhenguidechuwujiezhizangzailewanguzhizhong，dangzhenshilaojianjuhua。
jiangchenxunsujiangjiezhikouxia，chuairuhuaizhong。
yaozhidao，xunchangxiushinengyougechuwudaiyishinande，chuwujiezhineikeshizhanglaoshengnvjibiecaiyouzigepeidaidebaowu。
zheilimian，xiangbizanglebushaohaodongxi。
“gaisidedongxi，rangnipao！rangnipao！”
zhaolingerqichuanyuyudipaoleguolai，shouzhongzhangjianbutingdizaizhangwudedecanqushangcilaiciqu，faxiezhexinzhongdehenyi。
ruoshizhenrangzheijiahuopaole，tagairuhexiangshengnvjiaodai？
zhifatanglideneixiezhanglao，youqihuiqingyifangguota？
“wei！nifenglema？daizaineixuechilidengsia？haibukuaijiwogunchulai！”
zhaolingerjianjiangchenjingzaixuechizhongpanzuo，dangjilishenghechi。
‘huala’yisheng，jiangchencongxueshuizhongqishen，langbeidipaleshanglai。
“ni…nizenmeturanlianqiqizhongtianle？”zhaolingerchajuedaojiangchenshenshangbaozhangdeqixi，bujinjinghuchusheng。
bangeshichenqian，tafenminghaishilianqisizhongtiana！
jiangchennaolenaotou，zhuangchuyifumangrandeyangzi：“woyebuqingchu，jiushizaixuechiliyunzhuanshiyangjue，buzhibujuejiutupole…”
“nandaochunyanglinggenhaiyouzheidengqixiao？”zhaolingerhuyididaliangzhejiangchen，yanzhongshanguoyisixianmuzhise。
zheibankongbudexiuliansudu，jianzhiwensuoweiwen。
“shinibatafangzoude？”zhaolingeryongjianjianzhilezhidishangdesuishi，zhiwendao。
“wonayouneibenshi！”jiangchenjiaokubudie，“woshibeitasuanjile，neijiahuodeshetouchadianmeibawolesi！”
“hehe…meisisuannimingda。”
zhaolingerlengxiaodao：“bieyiweizhengdaorenshidoushishenmehaodongxi，womenmoxiusuishizhenxiaoren，ketamen…doushixiedaomaoanrandeweijunzi！”
jiangchenruoyousuosididianlediantou。
ciyandaoshibujia，renxinbukece。
“lingerguniang，gangcaineiweihongpaorenshi…”jiangchenshitanzhewendao。
“bugaiwendebiewen！”zhaolingerdengletayiyan，daduanletadehua。
“duile，”taturanhuafengyizhuan，“nisuishichunyangtizhi，danshiyangjuebijingshihaofeiqiannengdemishu，zheishishiquandabuwan，niliangongleilejiuchiyike，nengkuaisuhuifutili，diaoliwuzangliufu。”
yikezisedeyaowanchuxianzaitadezhangxin。
“duoxielingerguniang！”jiangchenlianmanggongshoubaoquan，xinzhongqueanzidigu：zheixiaoyatoupianzishenmeshihoubiandezheimetiexinle？
zheituruqilaideguanxin，fandaorangtayouxiebuhaoyisile。
【叮】
【检测到暴毙丸】
【fumianxiaoying：fuyonghouyimiaozhongneidangchangbaobi】
jiangchentuiyiruan，chadianguidaozaidi。