《liuniansishui》kaibofabuhuixianchang，taixiajizheshouzhongdehuatongjiuchasaijinlinyuanzuilile，shanguangdengchadianbatayanjingdouyaoshanxiale。
suoyourendoumuguangyinqiedekanzhetaishangderen，qidaizhetadehuida。
taishangdenvhaimeidebukefangwu，weishifendaidelianjingzhidehaosichuchuanglideyangwawa，pifuxinibaixihaodaolingrenjidu，jinkanlianyisimaokongdoumeiyou，youqishineishuangxingmouqiuboyingying，yanweihaiyouyikexiaoqiaodeleizhi，lingwanwushise。
linyuanneishuanghanshuidexingmouweiweishangtiao，tapingjingdesaoshiguozaichangsuoyouren，ranhouweiweiyixiao。
liangnianqiantaganghuiguo，yinweiyizhangjichangzhaobeiguanshang“guominnvshen”dechenghaochudao，qunianpingjiezheyuyixianxiaoshengshenzhihezuodeguoujudahuoleyiba。
shenzhiyinweizheibujuyijunaxiajindingjiangyingdi，chengweiledangzhiwukuidedingliu，lianjijiwumingdelinyuanyechengledanghongerxian。
tamenerrenshiyande“chenyuanfufu”dangshikeweishihuobianquanwang。
huodaoshenmechengduni，keyishuoshierrendangshideneibujudeostdajiexiaoxiangdouzaibofang。
shenzhiyougeshuofajiushi，zhiyaonike“chenyuanfufu”neiwomenjiushihaopengyou。
neichangshengdadekuanghuankeweishikongqianjuehou，yinfaquanminkecpderechao。
lianggerengaoyanzhidapeiyijiyingyesatangyindebushaorenkecp，shenzhicpfenzhijiezaierrenweibodixiawentaliangshibushizhende。
linyuanyushenzhidetuanduijianfengtoudahao，dangshiyipaijihe，zaitamenliangbuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiajierrenanpailegezhongtongkuan，shenzhishuangfanggongzuorenyuandouzaianchuochuojicpfen“satang”。
dandangshiquanneidouzhidaoshenzhixihuandeshiquanneilingyiweinvxing，neijiushilinjiadaxiaojielinxuan。
shenzhiduizheizhongguoduchaocpdexingweishifenfangan，danbijingzheishishuangfangtuanduigande，genrenjialinyuanyemeiguanxi，tajinggaojicizijiatuanduizhihou，zijiatuanduishoulianlehenduo。
danshilinyuanneibiandetuanduiyinweichidaolehongli，sihaomeidasuanshoushoudeyisi，buguoshenzhihaishizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。
zhidaoyouyici，mouyingxiaohaolacaitonggaojianglinyuanyulinxuanfangzaiyikuaiduibi，linxuanbeilinyuanneizhangliandiaodanvedetiwuwanfu，shenzhibianjuedelinyuanshiweilexiyintademuguang，suoyicaimaileheitonggaodihuitadenvshen。
jiuzheiyang，shenzhihenshanglelinyuan，shenzhijicigongkaichangheneihanlinyuanzheiweiqiantongshi。
zheizhongqingkuangyizhichixudaoliangjiaweifensileqilai，shenzhisibichuquan，shenzhizaiweibopinglunquaigejiangweifenpinglundianzanyibian。
yuanbenshenzhiweiboqianpaidoushitahelinyuandecpfen，xianzaizheimeyigao，cpfenquanbuxinsui。
youcpfenzaiweibodixialiuyanwenshenzhidaodiaibuailinyuan，jieguoshenzhijihushimiaohuifucpfen：qingmouweixiaojiebuyaozaidanfangmiancengredu。
zheixiaoguokexiangerzhi，dajiafenfenpaoqulinyuanweibodixiamata“lianjia”“daotieyemeirenyao”denghua。
taixia，linyuandejingjirenxuhuipinminganshi，rangtabuyaohuiying，heihongzongbimeireduqiang。
linyuanganshoudaolezijiajingjirenrutongdaoziyibandeshixiancongtazheibianshelai，buguotashiruowudu。
jintianshitaruquandierbujudekaibofabuhui，henmingxian，yourenlaijiaojule。
zheicidekaibofabuhuihaishizhibo，cishidanmushangyijingmaderehuochaotianle。
【wae，neigejizhehaoyongjiehaoai！】
【xiaosiwole，cengjiebushuohuale，nimenkancengjieneilianse。】
【cengjieyitianbucengjiuhuisi，yebuzhidaosheijitadeyongqirangtalacaixuannvshende。】
【yejiuwoxuannvshenpiaoliangdadu，landegentajijiao，erqienimenkantadeshuangyanpi，yihuisanzheyihuiliangzhe，linyuanneizhanglianpabushizhengdeba？】
linyuanyaoshinengkanjiandanmugujideduisizheixieren，neitmshitahuazhuangshijiantajinzaoyanjingzhongtiedeshuangyanpitie！
【woshilaikancengjiechuchoude，cengjiedaoshikuaishuohuaa，jisiwole！】
【nimenzongdejigoupigaoyaoshijianbianjiekouba。】
【linxuannengbunengguanguanzijiadefensi，zijishimeijialema？zheilishilinyuandekaibofabuhui。】
【shenzhinengbunengqianhaozijiadegoua，zhenshihuiqi！】
【linyuandefensihaizhenshilihaia，daochudezuiren，xiaoxinnimenzhuzidaoshihoubeirenshousile。】
【xinglexingle，cengjieyaoshuohuale，kuaitingtingtashuoshenmele。】
linyuanwushidiaoxuhuifengkuangchaotapaodemeiyan，naqilehuatong。
nvhaiyiliantianzhen，“womeijicuodehuajuboqiguohouwoliangkeshiquanchengwuhudong，wocengdenamenziredu？”
zaineibujudajiejuzhihoutakeshigenshenzhilinghudong，wanquanbucunzai“cengredu”yishuo。
弹幕炸了。
【wokaozheigenvrenyaobuyaolian？tatonggaomaileduoshaohaoyisishuomeiceng？】
【shenzhiyezhenshidaomeile，paigejuyushanglecengjie。】
【shenzhiweiailinyuan，linyuanweiaishenzhi。】
【***zenmehaiyouzheiliangrendecpfen，buzaobebabainianle？】
【youbingba！cpfenjianzhibiweifenhaiyaoexin，zhengzhuxiachangchaicplehaiyingke。】
【loushangchuonifeiguanzile？wohuaqianlewoaikeshenmekeshenme，haizhenjinigaoguishangle？】
jizhezuijiaoyichou，tamendangranbuhuiwenchu“nishibushimailetonggao”zheizhongchunhua。
jizhe：“neininzenmekanshenyingdizheigerenni？”
linyuanyibenzhengjing：“nayanjingkan。”
这回答，没毛病啊。
【puhahahaha！xiaosiwole，shentmnayanjingkan！】
【zheihuashuodeyemeimaobinga，bunayanjingkannashenmekan？】
【哗众取宠！】
jiaoluolidexuhuicishiyijingqidekuaiyaoxinjigengsaile。
“neilinlaoshinengbunengjiandanpingjiajijushenlaoshi？”
linyuanjieguolaijizhedijitadehuatong，xianglexiangxinkouhuzhoudao：“yintangfahei，mianzhongaoxian，yanquanjiaozhong，bijiaoyingxiangqiyun，kongyouxingmingzhiyou。”
cihuayichu，quanchanghuaran。
“linxiaojie，ninzheishizaizhoushenyingdisima？”yigedaizhebaikouzhaoyashemaodenanjizhewen。
linyuanbiaoshishifenzhenjing，talianlianbaishou：“wokemeizheimeshuo，zheiweijizhe，ningenshenyingdiyouchouyebunengshanglaijiuzhourenjiasia，butaiheshiba？”
xiaosi，tazhijiexuanzedaodayipa。
nanjizheyanjingdengdegunyuan，banshangbiebuchuyijuhualai。
jizhe：“linxiaojie，ninbuxishenyingdiyebunengzheimeshuoba。”
linyuanjixuxiabian：“zheiweijizheninyousuobuzhi，womeichudaoqianjiushizaiguowaisuanmingde，suandekezhunle，buxinnikeyiqumguodatingdating。”