第一章
zaipaxueshandetuzhong，laopobushenshili，wangxuanyahuaqudeshihou，woyongshentizuozuaijiuxiata。
jiehouyusheng，wojidongdibaozhuta，woqinletadeetou。
zhouweihenduorenpaileshipinfangshangwang，yishijianwomenhuochuquan，beirenchengweixuezhongzuimeiaiqing。
laopoweilenanshenduiwaishuowozhishijiuyuanrenyuan，
yishunjianwangshangkefenglederenkaishizhuzhenshenpanwodexingwei，shuowoxingsaoraoshouhaizhe。
wochengrenleyichangshengdadewangbao，tananshengengshibawodachengnanxiaosan，shuowoerzishisishengzi。
womenbeikundaocangkuzhunbeijieshoutamende“shenpan”shi，
turanqileyichangdahuo，zaixinglai，youhuidaoleneiyirilaoposhizuhualuodeshihou。
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zhengfurensheng“diyizuoxueshan”delushangtufayiwai，laopoxuyizaijisuwangxiahua。
dixiajiushixueshanxuanya，shuaixiaqubisiwuyi。
qianshi，woshenmedoumeixiang，puchuquyongzijideshentizuzhilaopowangxiahua，wobeipogenzhetayiqixiahua，
zaibinlinsiwangdeshihou，wokuzhegenlaoposhuo，nengsizaiyikuaiyehenhaole。
zuihouzhongyutinglexialai，wojidongdijianglaopobaozaihuaili，qinwentadeetou。
“womenbuyongsile，xiaoyi，womenhaihuozhe。”
laopodeyanshenzhizhongkanbuchutaiduojidong，tazhishibeihekule，shenzhihaiyouxiayishikangjuwodeqinmijudong。
houlaiwocaizhidao，tashipabeirenpaixialai，zuijinxueshanshizairemen。
suibianyigeshipindebofangliangdouhenda，tapatadenanshenkandao！
qianshizheigeshipinshangleremen，tamendouzaikuawohuochuxingmingshouhuairen，yeyourenzaichengzanzheishizuidongrendeaiqing。
但老婆不乐意了。
tazhuantoujiujitadenanshendaqudianhua：“meitidoushiluanbaodaode，tajiushigejiuyuanrenyuan。”
“yiqiantajiugenwobiaobailaizhe，zheiciquxueshantazhudongshuobangwo......”
wohuochuxingmingjiuta，zaixuyizuiliquechengleyigetiantadejiuyuanrenyuan，neiyikewowubihanxin，danrangwogengjiabengkuideshi。
tadenanshenbazheixie“chengqing”daolewangshang，wojiuxuyizhihoudedongzuobeitamenzhuzhenshenpan，shuowochenjixingsaoraoyouke。
yishizhijianwochengledabiantai，wangshangdaochudoushiduiwodetaofa，wodezhuzhibeirenrouchulai，liandaizhewoerziyebeirenmashisishengzi！
dahuojiangwomentunshideshihou，erziyizhikuzhewenwo：“weishenmemamayaoshuowobushitadeerzi......keke，weishenmemamabuyaowole？”
beiliehuozhuoshaodetengtonghaimeiyousanqu，wotingdaoerbianquanshijianjiaosheng。
xuyizaijisuwangxiahua，wangxiajiushiwanzhangshenyuan，xiaquzhihoubisi。
wojiangzaiyuandi，qianshizhongzhongzaiwodenaohaizhizhonghuiguo，wobuxianghuochuxingmingqujiuta，danwoyezuobudaobuguanta。
“pangbianyoukuaidashitou，zhuangshangqudingduozhongshang，buhuisi。”
xiangdaohuayinluoxia，wojiuqianzheshengzipaoguoqu，wopuchuqudeshunjiandiaozhenghaolefangxiang。
jiutingdaokadiyisheng，xuyizhongzhongdizhuangzaishitoushang，tadeyaojihuduanle，tatongkudicanjiaoyisheng。
“meishiba，laopo，nizenmeyangle？”
wozuochuguanxindemoyang，danquemeiyouqubaota，wobuhuigentayoubandianshentijiechu，dengdaoxiangdaotamenguolai，caijizhebaxuyisongxiashan。
meiyouqianshihonghonglieliedejiuyuan，yemeiyouneiduankegekeqidexueshanaiqinggushi。
wogenxuyiyijingzoudaotoule。