第一章
quanqiuxunyandiyizhan，laopobujinbawoganxiatai，haijiangwodeyanchuchangdibazhanjiwodetudikaiqinggongyan：
“weirenshibiao，yaoyouchengrenzhimei。”
zhihou，tadangchangjiangwoxinkudelaidehuangjiayinlexueyuandeyaoqinghandangzuoliwusongjiletudi。
haidaitaqulewomendehunfang，siyiyaobai。
wofennushi，tazhishicongbaolifanchuwomendeliangzhanghezhaodiuzaiwodelianshang：
“shuohaozhiyaonachuhezhaocundang，nijiuhuiwutiaojianbaorongwo。”
“suiranqianleniyizhang，dannibuhuishixinba？”
wocanranyixiao，jianqiledishangdehezhao，dangzhetademianshaoweilehuijin。
zaitajingyashengzhong，wodandankaikou：“buhui。”
tashunjianluchuxiaorong，ketabuzhidaodeshi，tayijingdiaolewomendedijiushijiuzhanghezhao。
erdiyibaici，wobuyuanliang。
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“离婚吧。”
womuguangtandangdekanzhejiangqinqin。
cangcudedianhua**daduanlewomenzhijianchenjidefenwei。
tashenseyouxieganga，shaoshaobikaiwoxiejietongdianhua。
“shiniang，xiexienisongwodeliwu，wozhunbeilenizuiaidejingxi，niwanshangyaobuyaolaiyanshou？”
aimeideshengyincongdianhuaneiduanchuanlai，wochixiaoyisheng，zaimeiletingxiaqudexinsi。
woyuelelvshi，nihaolelihunxieyishu，zheicaicongcongganhuilejiazhong。
jiamenneiyinyuechuanlaifancaidexiangwei，womeitoujincuzhe。
jiangqinqindexiaoxiyelaile。
“achengbieshengqile，jintiankeshiwomenjiehunjinianri，wozuolehaochideqingzhu。”
limianyinyuechuanlailexiexushengyin：“shiniang，jintiankeshiwomenxiangshidesanzhounianni，wodeliwuni？”
“bienao，zheiyizhuozikedoushiniaichide，haiyouneibieshuheyaoqinghan，nihaibuzhizua？”
wozuiminchengleyitiaozhixian，tuimenerru。
limiandeerrenshoulejing，jiangqinqinshuaizuozaidishang。
chanfujiangqinqindegongfu，chenchendeshoubulaoshidesaoguotadexiongqian，sihaomeiyougujiwozaichang。
“shifu，nihuilaile？kuaichangchangshiniangteyijinizuodewanfan......”
taruowuqishideshouhuishou，lianshangdexiaoronghaositashizheigejiadenanzhuren。
我有些好笑。
dandandeshouhuimuguang，laidaocanzhuoqianzuoxia。
lihunxieyishurengzaitamianqian：“qianziba。”
talianseyijiang，zuijiaodexiaorongyeningzhile，zhandoudejianglihunxieyishunazaishouli。
taxiaodeganga：“acheng，kaiwanxiaoyedeyougexiandu。”
“woshiyuanyibaorongni，danyebushicicidouyuanyibaoronga。”
“niyaoshibawodexinchedishangle，wokanniyihoukudoumeidierkuqu。”
lihunxieyishubeitakuaisurengjinlajitongli。
wojingjingdekanzheta，shenselengmo：“womeibiyaonazheizhongshierkaiwanxiao。”
“yinweinideanpai，woquanqiuxunyandiyichangjiukailetianchuang，beihoudeneixiezibengegeyaochezou。”
“fensiyiweiwozaixishuatamen。”
“rujinzheiresoushang，chulemawode，haishimawode，woyouxinqingtongnikaiwanxiao？”
jiangqinqinliansebianleyoubian，zhidaozuihougengzhebozikaikoule：“nizaiguaiwo？”
“anyicheng！wozuozheimeduokedoushiweileni！”
“chenchenshinidetudi，nidexunyanyichu，nitudiduoguandexiaoxiquandoubeiyaxiaqule！”
“nizhibuzhidaoneixierenhuimanide！dujizijidetudi，hezijidetudiqiangziyuan？nidegangqinshengyahuichediduansongde！”
wohaoxiaodejiangresoufanchulai，shoujiduizaitalianshang：“neinikankan！rujinwodegangqinshengyahaicunzaima？”