第2章闹剧
kanzhezhouweidexiangan，niaoniaodebaiyansihuzaisushuozhetayuanlaideshiming。
haiyouneikanqilaimingxianyouguideguqingyunmunvliang、sesefadoudejiadaozhanghedaotong，guqingyindeequweishanglaile。
tayanshenyibian，biandedaizhi，ranhouzhijiecongguancaili“dan”qilai，ranhoushuangshouhuanhuanwangqianpingju，bingfachuyizhong“jiejiejie”dejianruixiaosheng。
tayibianxiao，yibiantiaozhe。
danfangfoshiyinweiguancaibandangzhe，guqingyin“tiao”buchuqu。
fanfutiaoyuezhong，ranhouheguancaipengzhuangfachu“pengpengpeng”deshengyin，yixiayixia，rutongqiaoguside。
zaijiashangzheishihoulaotianyehenpeihediqilefeng，daizheshuye“shasha”zuoxiang，peihexiaoshengyijizhuangjiguancaideshengyin，shifenshenren。
guqingyunhedetuidouruanle，buduanwangzijimuqinnielingqinshenhouduo，“daozhang，nikuai......kuaishouletaa......”
heihuzidaorenzhandouzhezhanqilai，juzhetaomujian，shengyinzhandou：
“yaonie......hai......haibuganjin......xian......xianchuyuanxing，buran......buranlaona......abu，lao......pindaoshou......shouleni！”
danshi，huiyingdaorendezhiyouguqingyinnei“jiejiejie”dexiaosheng。
“daozhang，nihailengzheganma？ruguobushouleta，niyifenqianyebiexiangnadao！”guqingyunjianjiaochusheng。
kanzaiqiandefenershang，laodaobudebuguqiyongqichongshangqian，“de”diyisheng，“yaonie，haibususuxianchuyuanxing！”
neilaodaozhanghanbi，bianbishangyanjing，juzhetaomujian，yemeiyoufangxiang，jiuwangguqingyindefangxiangluanci。
danshi，rujindeguqingyinyouzennenghecengjingxiangtibinglunni？
tayigeshanshen，zhijieqingqiaodibikailedaozhangdetaomujian，ranhounaqifangzaitashenshangzuowei“peizang”dezanzi，duizhelaodaoshenshangdexueweiciqu。
beicizhongxueweidelaodaozhangturanxiaoleqilai，“ahahahahaha，wobuxiangxiaohahahahahahaha......”
laodaozhangyibianxiaozhe，yibianhaituranzaizhongrenmianqianniuzheshentitiaoqiwulai，shenshi“yaorao”。
yuanbenkongjudezhongrendoubuyoudebeidouxiaole。
guqingyingoulegouzuijiao，ranhouyoujuqishuangshou，youyoudichongzheguqingyunshuodao：“sanmeimei，wosidehaocanna，sanmeimei......”
yibianshuozhe，yibiantiaochuleguancai，ranhouyibuyibuwangguqingyunshenbianbengqu。
“bieguolai！bieguolai！”
“sanmeimei......”
“nizoukai！bushiwohainide，nibieguolai，nibieguolai！”
guqingyunyibianbizheyanjing，yibianhuluanhuizheshou。
gangbeitiweidangjiazhumudeyiniang，yejiushiguqingyundemuqinnielingqinzhoulezhoumeitou，hechi，“qingyun！”
raner，guqingyungenbenmeitingjinqu，zhishibuduanzhongfuzhe“bushiwohaisini”zheijuhua。
tayibiansichuzhangwang，yibianhoutuizhe。
turan，takandaolexianganpangchazhedehuoba，yushizhijiechongshangqian，naqihuoba，yibianniantaozheyibianwangguqingyinchongqu，nielingqinxianglandoulaibuji。
“nizheigeguaiwu，jiangshi，qusiba！”
taturanmiansezhengning，yigaizhiqiande“danchun”heguaiguainvxingxiang。
“nisilejiusile，weishenmehaiyinhunbusan！jiranzheiyang，neinijiuhunfeiposanba！”
yanyuedu，zhenjinglezaichangdexiaren。
kanzhemianqiandiankuangdeguqingyun，guqingyinxinzhonglengxiao，ranhouzaiguqingyunjijiangpengdaozijideshihouyishan，yiniu，ganghaoheguqingyunwanmeicuokai。
suihou，tajiangyixinglaijiumodaodeneigenpeizangzanzijixuwangguqingyunshenshangmougexueweiyizha。
jinjiezhe，jiangguancaibianshunshouyiqimodaodeyizhuhuancaorousui，zhishuichenjimodaoguqingyundechunbian。
xianzaiwanshijubei，haoxihaizaihoutou！