“kuaiquba，xianzaijiuxingdongqilai。”chulingyilianqidaidikanzheyouzaigulizhe，zuihaoshinengjintianjiuqianwanlihunxieyishu，ranhoutajiubuyongdanxinzhujiaogongshouzhijiandexiuluochangwentile。
zheigongjuren，sheiaidangsheidangba。
“wo，wobuqule！！”
chixingmianjianzijigenbenweixiebudaoren，qihuhudiduoleduojiao，ranhouxianggexiaopaodanyiyangchonglechuqu。
“biezoua，zaishangliangshangliang。”
chulingyouxieyihanditanlekouqi，shitajidebugouduoma（niyemeijiabushi），zenmejujuedezheimechedi，xiaofanpaidexinlisuzhibuxinga。
buguo，zheizaidaoshijitatigongleyigetangpingbailandexinsilu，yaoxiangbanfaligehuncaixing。
liwanhunbaituopaohuishenfen，ranhouzhaogeshanqingshuixiudedifang，cheditangpingyanglao，zheicaishitachulinglaidaozheigeshijiedeyiyi！
guangshixiangxiangjiujuedejidongrenxin，chulingjimangshenshouwuzhuzijidezui，shengpaxiaochushengyinlai。
haoburongyipingfuhaozijidexinqing，chulingjinleyushi，taiyanbianbeijingzilimianderenleizaileyuandi。
shaonianshenchuanyijianheisezhensichenshan，lingkoukaidegewaideda，dapian**depifu**zaikongqizhong，xiashenyitiaojinshenduanku，henbudebazhenggetuigendouluzaiwaimian，jiaocaiyishuangjiximaodingmadingxue。
yitoujijiandebanzhangfabeiranchengleyinghuafen，pisanzaijianbang，chendelvexianbingtaidefusegengweibaixi，lingluandesuifachuizaieqian，zhezhuleshaonianneihuadebulunbuleidezhuangrong。
不是吧？不是吧？？
chulingtaishousuiyijiangtoufazhaleqilai，luchuleershanghefasetongchuyizhedezuanshierding。
henhao，benlaiyiweishigefeizhuliu，meixiangdaoxinlihaizhulegexiaogongju。
chulingmianwubiaoqingdiyuanzhuneiyidaduihufupinlizhaodaolexiezhuangshui，feisudexiewanzhuang，chonglegezao，ranhoujiangzijimaijinlerouruandetianerongchuangshang。
hu，zhendeshitaishufula！zheicaishirengaiguoderizima，xiangdaozijizaimoshiguodeneixiekurizi，chulingdunshixinsuanbuyi。
guoqudezijizhendeshitaicanle。
zaimoshimeishimeikedouyaodaqijingshen，chulingyijingxujiumeiyouzheimefangsongdishuiguojuele，zheiyijueshuidehuntianheidi，xinglaishixiongkouchuyouxiebiemen，xiangyalekuaidashitouyiyang。
“唔。”
chulingjiannandizhengkaileshuangyan，ruyanbianshiyizhangfangdabandexiaopanglian。
“大！懒！葱！”
chixingmianyidazaojiulaizhaochulingle，yuanyinwuta，zuotianbeirenqizou，jintiantashilaizhaochangzide。
chulingyanshenyouyoudikanzhechaoxingzijidexiaopangdun，naohailiyijingliechulechengfaxiaopangdundaraozijishuijuedebabaigejihua。
shichengfatayihuierdunmabu，haishichengfayihuierbuxuchidongxini？
“da…dababa，rangxingxing，jiaodalancong，qichuang。”
houbadeyanshenhenkongbu，kandechixingmianyouxiehaipa，xiaopangzaikaishixinshengtuiyi，danshisuihouyouzhilengleqilai，jintiandababazaijia，takeshiyoukaoshanderen。
“……”
de，kanlaijintianlihundeshiyikeyitishangrichengle。
tingdaodafanpaizaijia，chulingdexinqingshunjianhaolehenduo，bujinmeiyoujijiaoxiaopangdunchaoxingzijideshiqing，haitiexindidaizhexiaopangdunquxishu。
yirenyizaishoushihaomanyouyoudiwangcantingzou，buzhidaoshibushizijidecuojue，zongjuedezaituranbiandehenxingfen，yaogaoshiqingdeyangzi。
dengdaolecantingmenkou，chulingcaimingbaizaiweishenmehuizheiyang。
shenzizhuoyuedenanrenchuanzheshensexizhuang，qizhigaoguiyouya，suiranshibeiduitamen，danshijushoutouzuchusanfazhechenwendeqixi。
chajuedaotamendedaolai，chitinghanceguoshen，luchuleneizhangyingjunshuaiqidelian，mianwubiaoqingdekanleyiyanzijidelianyinduixiang，yandihuaguoyisifuzadeqingxu。