001 又老又丑的gay

hualigangcongjiudianhoumenliuchulai,jiujiedaoletabadedianhua。

tajieqilaijiuhou,“nihaiwenwoqunale?nizijiganleshenmenibuzhidao?shuobingzhongpianwohuiguo,jieguoyaobawojiajiyigeyoulaoyouchoudegay,nideliangxinbeigouchilema?”

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还不解气!

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是一场骗局!

一个火坑!

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【你们都死了吗?】

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他?

又老又丑的gay?

guxijueshiyezhousidajiazhishoudegujiajichengren,yeshilingyezhouwenfengsangdandejueye。

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【那你没事吧?】

【meishi,wotaochulaile,lihaiba?】

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“找我的新娘!”

沈意之下巴都掉了。

他他他说什么?

tabushibuxiangjiehunma,yaoburanyebuhuirengaydeliuyansichuliuchuanle,xinniangpaoleyinggaizhenghetayi,taxianzaijingranzhudongyaozhaoren?

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