03 不是,这哥们 他是认真的吗?

“jiushia,jiusuanhuadabing,haodainiyeyaoyouchengyiyidiana,huagedayidiande”

“maiyiliangpowulinghongguang,niguanzheijiaohuadabing?”

“yaoyao,nizenmegenzheizhongrenjiehunlea,nilaogongyetaixiaoqile!”

“erqietaihuizhuangle,nikeqianwanbunengqingyixiangxina!”

“wobumingbai,yaoyaoshiyezheimehao,zenmehuizhaozheimeyigexiaobailian?tadaodipingshenme?”

zhibojiandewangyoumen,qizhongyoubushaodoushichenyaoyaodefensi。

zheimeduonianxialai,yizhizhichizheta。

cengjingyexiangguo,youyitianchenyaoyaohuitanlianai,huiguanxuanjiehun。

danzenmeyemeixiangdao,guanxuandejiehunduixiangjingranshiyigesuren。

surenyejiusuanle,jingranhaishigetubaozixiaobailian。

hao,jiusuanbushimingxing,surenyexing。

zuiqimarenpindehaoyidianba。

danshisucheni,shanglejiemuyihouzhuangchuyifuhendanchundeyangzi,dongkankanxikankan,tashixiangzaijiemulimianyingzaoshenmerenshe?

nandaotashixiangyingzaoyizhongdanchundananhairenshema?

太假了吧!!

“e……baobao,qishizheiliangchebushishenmehaoche!buguoniyaoshixihuandehua,womenkeyimaiyiliangdangdaibuche!”

陈瑶瑶回答道。

tazhidao,suchecongxiaojialishizaishitaiyouqianle,xiangtamenneigequanzideren,shuojuzhenshidehua,hebushiroumishikezaiguzilide。

yi,nizenmebuchiroua,shibuxihuanchima?nandaonijialimeiyouzhuangyuanma?nandaonilinghuaqianlianjibaiwandoumeiyouma?

zaizheizhongjiatinghuanjingzhangda,sucheduizheizhongputonglaobaixingxiyiweichangchichuanzhuxing,fanerrangtahenzhenjing。

zhibojiandewangyoumen,kandaochenyaoyaojingranchongzhesucheluzhetiantiandexiaorong。

bujinmeiyouzhizetahuadabingdouzheimekoumen。

反而还冲着他笑。

zhibojiandewangyoumengengbulijiele。

“**,xiongdimen,woshizhenbuzhidaoshuzainale”

“jiushi,danfanyaoyaozhaoyigedingliunanmingxing,zaibujizhaogejinzhubaba,yebizhaoyigexiaobailianqianga”

“zheigesuzhe,chuleyanzhigaoyidianzhiwai,tayoushenme?”

guoleyihui,jiemuzudechejiukaidaolenongjiale,xialechezhihou。

kandaozhouweidezheiyiqie,suchedebiaoqinggengjingyale。

tapingchangjiechudedoushigaoloudasha,bieshuhaozhai,yaomejiushidudongzhuangyuan。

zheizhongnongjiale,tashitouyicilai,suoyikanshenmedoujuedehenxinxian。

zhibojiandewangyoumen,kandaotazheimeyifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,jianzhidouwuyule。

“bushi,zheiweidage,ninandaoshiyaoyaocongdashanlimiandaichulaide?meizuoguowulinghongguangyijinghenlipule,nixianzaiyouzainaonayang?”

“zheinandeyetaihuizhuangleba,yaoyao,nishenmeyanguanga,tiaonanrenzenmetiaozheiyangde?”

“jiushi,taijiale,guanjianyanjijingranhaizheimehao,chadiandoukanbuchulaitashizhuangde!”

“dangshenmesurena,burudangyanyuanquba,kendingnengdejinmajiang!”

zhibojiandewangyoumen,douzaigongpingshangmianpinglunzhe。

jiemuzudehoutai,daoyanhezhipianrenkanzhezhibodehuamian。

daoyanyeshitanleyikouqi,“ai,touyicirangsushaoyelainongjialezheizhongdifang,zhenshiweiqutalea!”

zhibojiandewangyoumen,queyigegezaigongpingshangmianpinglun,chongchizhefennu。

tamenshizaixiangbumingbai,zijidaodishuzainale。

youqishidaolezhongwuyaochiwufandeshihou。

suchehechenyaoyao,haiyouzhuchirenhelaoshidouzuozaiyikuai。

shouxianduanshanglaiyipanculiutudousi,shituzaoguochaochulaide,neijiaoyigexiang。

“这是什么?”

苏澈突然开口问道。

helaoshimengbileyixia,gaoqingshangdenaohuilu,yechadianduanlule。

ranhouhuida,“culiutudousia,nandaonizhiqianmeichiguo?”

“bushi,woshishuo,zheishishenmedongxizuode?”

suzhebiaoqinghenrenzhendewendao。

“啊?”

helaoshidebiaoqingyoumengbile。

zhibojiandegongpingshangmian,wushudewenhao,limabazhanlezhenggepingmu。

“????”

“bushi,zheidagerenzhende?nishuonimeichiguoculiutudousi,ok,woguqiexiangxinle,bijingzaizheigeshijie,yebushimeiyigerendounengchiguozheidaocai!”

“dannibuhuigaosuwo,nibuzhidaotudoushishenmedongxiba?”

“doushenmeniandaile,quanmintuopindouguoquduoshaonianle,liantudoudoumeichiguo,shenzhidoubuzhidaozheishishenmedongxi,tashirenzhende?”

“woyigecongxiaochushengzainongcundehaizi,doumeiyouqiongchengtaneiyang!”

“zaishuole,tudouyoubushishenmemingguideshucai,zenmekenengbuzhidao,zheinandeyetaihuizhuangleba!”

“jiushia,nizhuangjiuzhuangba,zhuangdeyetailipuleba,liantudoudoubuzhidao?doumeijianguo?”

“yaoyao,zuoweifensi,womenzhendexiangpipingni,nizhaodeshenmelaogonga,zhenhuizhuangchun!”

“bu,bushizhuangchun,wokantashizhuangchun,yaomejiushizhendechun!!”

zhibojiandewangyoumenyishijiandouzhale,renweisuchezaizhuang。

dansuchedebiaoqing,zheigeshihouquehenrenzhen。

tazhendemeiyouzaizhuang,shuoshihua,taqueshimeichiguo。

tacongxiaojiushijialiweiyideerzi,jigejiejie,haiyoubamadouhenchongta。

conglaiburangtachiwaimiandefancai,doushianpaidesirenwuxingjichushi。

meitianchidecai,doushiyixiegaoguigede。

longxiabaoyupangxieshenmede,putongdezhuroutadoumeichiguo。

shucaifangmiande,chideyeshiguowaijinkoudegaojipinzhong。

tudoutabujinmeiyouchiguo,shenzhidoumeiyoujianguo。

这真不是开玩笑。

bijingyouqianrendeshijie,zhendehuihaodaobuzhiroumi。

erchenyaoyaozaipangbianjieshaoshuodao,“baobao,zheigedongxijiaotudou,zheidaocaijiaozuoculiutudousi,nichangchangba,kankanhebuheweikou”

chenyaoyaoshuohuadeshihou,yeshiyoudianmeidiqi,buzhidaosuchenengbunengchideguan。

pingshitachidedoushixieshenmedongxia。

lianzuoweinvmingxingdeziji,doubuganxiangxiang。

xiangyixieputongdejiachangcai,shenzhiyixiepinzhongbijiaochadecaipin,bieshuochi,suchegujijiandoumeiyoujianguo,zheishizhende,yidiandoumeiyoukaiwanxiao。

chenyaoyaokeshiqinyanjianguo,suchezaijialichidedoushixieshenme。

suchediantoushuoleyijuhao,ranhounaqikuaizi,tadebiaoqingqueyouzhenjingle。

zhibojiandewangyoumen,zheigeshihouyoumengbile,“bushi,zheidageyouzenmele?”

suchehenjingyadewendao,“kuaizishimutouzuode?”

“不然呢?”

suchewendao,“kuaiziyibanbudoushidujindazaodema?”

“????”