第一章

chuyuezihoujingjirenjiwojielegezongyi,meimingyue,shiyeaiqingyaojiangu。

bieyiweiwobuzhidaotaheneigedaoyanzaitanlianai。

buguo,womeiyijian,zaijiazhaoguhaizi,yeshiwuliaodehen。

wodequanwailaogongshigeyizhibeitaolundehuati。

nengrangwozheigezhengdanghongdexiaohua,fangqishangshengqiqujiehunshengzide,tamenjuedeyouredian。

“qingranglaogongzenmechenghuni,youshenmeaichengma?”

woxianglexiang,tazuotianshuowozhuyuanyurunlaizhe。

“他说我是猪。”

pangbiandenvjiabinxuxujinghuyisheng,zhengdayanjingyifubukesiyideyangzi。

“wolaogongdoujiaowobaobaolaizhe。”

主持人趁热打铁。

“neihegonggongpopodeguanxizenmeyang。”

“poposhuowoguaiguaidecaiyoufanchi。”

“gonggongshuowobushigehaoren。”

buguoyiqijiemuguohou,wogonggongpopohelaogongbeiheichulexiang。

hewoyiqicanjiajiemudexuxuhaifaletalaogongjitazuofandejiugongge。

“laogongdeaixincan,bixinbixin。”

wofangxiachileyibandezhou,kanzheliansenankan,ningzhemeitoudexiaochengchuanfangxiashouji。

“woshibushishuocuohuale。”

公公婆婆打圆场。

“meishimeishi,chifanba,zuijindoushoule,meiyouneimezhuyuanyurunle,duochidian。”

“bierenshuojijujiushuojijuba,zhouzhemeitouhehuaihaizi。”

popojiwojialegedunderuannuozhuti。

xiaochengchuanbaozhehaiziqishenqupaonai。