luokerenrenzhenzhendikanzhemeiyitiaodanmu，bushiganxiezhejitashuayoutingxianhuadifensimen，yechoukonghuidafensimendewenti。
kanzheluokedezhuyilibeineixiefensixiyinzoule，luyunqimomingdijuedeyouxiebushuangqilai。
送礼物？
zhibojiandeliaotianlanli，huatiyijingfasanchuhenyuanle。
“weiwei，nimenzhidaoma，woyunqilaogonghuiguole！”
“loushang，neishiwolaogong。tabushichuguocanjiajiaoliuhuilema，haishidiyiciyouhuarencanjiani，wolaogongzhenlihaia！”
“fayizhangwolaogongdejichangzhao，yuelaiyueshuaila！”
“nimendoujinchiyidian，bengongbusi，erdengzhongjiuweifei。”
……
yankanzhehuatiyijingquanwaidaoleluyunqideshenshang，luokexinliyizhenbushuang。takeaidefensimen，quandoubeineigejiahuodeqianhewaibiaojipianle！
“nimenbiechaole，luyunqiqishigenwopengyoushi……keke……”luokezhongyukaikoule。
yijuhuajiudianzhalezhibojian。
“hahahahahahahahahaohaohao，wobalaogongrangjiniyimiao。”
“yuanlaikekeyeshiwomenlaogonghouyuantuandea？”
“hahahahahahahahahaha……”
……
“shizhende。”kanjianfensimendouzaishuahahaha，luokejile，renzhendibianjieqilai。
“luyunqizhendeshiwopengyoude……keke，neijiahuoqishitebiezha，youkuangwangyouzida，genbenbuxiangnimenxiangdeneimehao……”
luokewakongxinsidishuozheluyunqidehuaihua，zhengzheyanjingxiabian：“duile，tashuiqianshangchuanghaibuxijiao……”
dixiadefensiqueyuexiaoyuelihai，haiyourenjiaozhe：“wolaogongzhangdeneimeshuai，buxijiaozenmele！”
huran，pingmushangyishunjianjiuzhakailewushudeliwu，rangluokedediannaoshenzhikadunlejimiao。
suoyourendoumengle，suiji，gengduodefensibeizhaleqilai。
“tiana！youtuhaodashangleyibaiwan！”
“wodema，kekenishenmeshihougoudadaozheimehaodefensile！”
“前排围观土豪！”
“maya，zheishiwolituhaozuijindeyicile。tuhaonijiahaiquechongwuma，huishangwangdeneizhong！”
luokeyeshale，tazuozhubozheimejiu，haishidiyicishoudaozheimeguideliwuni，zheigetuhaoyetai……
“ni……nihaoa。”luokenulipingwenzhehuxi，duizhejingtouweixiaodao：“zheiweipengyou，nikeyigaosuwonizenmechenghuma？”
“你老公。”
ganggangyinfalezhibojianzhendangdeneiweituhao，dingzheyizhangpukelian，manyouyoudezaijianpanshangqiaochuzheisangezi。
直播间再次炸了。
“lunxiuenaidezhengquefangshi。”
“zheixiawoxiangxinle，kekedelaogongbuhuizhendeshiguominlaogongluyunqiba？”
“wodeshoulizenmeduochulehuoba？”
“zheiweituhaowoyehuizhibo，nidengdengwo……”
luyunqijingjingdizuozaidiannaoqian，shensedanding，zhishixinshangzhepingmushangluokeneierandeshenqingshi，yandiliuluchuleyisiwanwei。
gangcaiyanjiuleyixiazenmedashang，suishouchongjinquyibaiwan，nengkandaozheigexiaozhangnvrendelianshangluchuzheizhongbiaoqing，yehenzhidele。
yishunjian，luyunqizheigexinjintuhaofensi，chengweilezhibopingtaishangzuiremendehuati。xuxuduoduodezhubodouzaisiqiaoluyunqi，xiwangnenggougoudayixiazheiweituhao。
dididexiaoxitishiyinredeluyunqixinfan，suishouguandiaoxiaoxitishi，zhuanzhudikanzheluokedezhibojian。
luokejingguozuichudejingchahou，jiubeizijidouxiaole。
kaiwanxiao，luyunqineizhongriliwanjideren，zenmekenengpaolaikanzhibo？
“weileganxiezheiweifensi，wojuedingweinichangyishouwozuixihuandege。”luokezaicinachujita，xianglexiang，yiboxian，huanhuanchangleyiqulaoge。
luokeshayadesangyin，genzheishougelidandandecangsangbumouerhe。yiquguohou，fensimenyoushibuyiyulidekuajianghedashang。
luokexiaoxiao：“xihuanzheishougema？”
ergangcaiyinfaleyilunbaozhadeluyunqi，zaicidiuxialeyimeizhadan：“taipingdanle。burutiaogetuoyiwu？”
“……”luokeyishiyusai。
“yoooooooooooooo!tuoyiwu！”
“kekeshencaizheimehao，tiaotiaotiao！”
“kaishenmewanxiaoa，younimenzheimeqifurendema？keke，bielitamen！”
……
fensimenfenfenqizhehong。sheibuzhidao，luokezheigezhibojianyixiangdoushichanggeheliaotian，lianchuandeyifudoushifenbaoshou。
buzhidaojintianzheigechushoujiushiyibaiwandefensi，nengbunengrangluokepolini。
luokeshenxikouqi，anangaojiezheziji，zheigekeshituhaoa，bieshengqi：“buhaoyisi，zheiweifensi，womenpingtaijinzhichuanbohuangdudu。”
“neigenwoyuehuiyexing。”buzhidaoweishenme，jianluokejujuelezijideyaoqiu，tasuiranhengaoxingquehaishirenbuzhuzaicishitan。
“buhaoyisi，nidedashangwobuyaole，qingjiwoliuxianindezhanghao，wojinidahuiqu。”luokedeliansedunshichenlexialai。
zhenshitianshangbuhuidiaoxianbinga？tashuozenmemomingqimiaolaizheimeyiweituhao？
“可可生气啦？”
“qishizheigetuhaozheimeyouqian，burugentayuehuishishia？”
“tuhao，woyuanyigenniyuehui，kandaowokandaowo！”
……
bumingzhenxiangdefensimen，haizaidixiaqizhehong。
luyunqizaicixuanzelesongli，quefaxianzijideliwubeijushoule，xiaoxiyewufazaifasong。
tadianjilejixiashubiao，zheici，lianzhibodehuamiandoumeile。
他被洛可拉黑了。
zheigenvren，juranganlaheita？
luyunqilianseyihei，zuanjinlequantou。heng，zheigenvren，daoshiyoujifenguqi？
buguotadaoyaokankan，tadeguqidaodinengchengdaoshenmeshihou。
luyunqimanyouyoudidianjilezaixiankefudetouxiang，tousuluokeduikehubulimao。
yaozhidao，zheikeshiyichushoujiudashangleyibaiwandetuhaokehua！kefuneitouyuqishifengongjing，zaisanbiaoshiyidinghuijiluyunqiyigemanyidedafu。
chunjiaoliuluchubuzijuedexiaoyi，luyunqiquanranmeiyouyishidao，zijixianzaidexingwei，genguyirenaoxinyinvshengdegaozhongshengshiyiyangyiyangde。
luyunqitangdaochuangshang，rushuizhiqianqiaoqilezuijiao，xinlixiangzhe，huoxutagaihetadexiaoqizijiangemianle。