第2章
zaizhongrentoudingshangkong,yijiafeijihuanhuanfeiguo,meiruyunxiao。
jicangjiaoluoli,youyigekouzheyashemao,daizhekuandamojingdenvren。
maoyanyadi,jiangnvrendedabanzhanglianzhezhu,ruoyinruoxiandehongchundaoshixiandewubiyourenqilai。
liwangouzhechun,naozilifuxianchuhuolingtianfengliulangdangdemoyang。
buyongquta,tayingshihenkaixinde。
buguomeiguanxi,taxianzaiyouxindebaobeile。
liwanqingqingpailexiaxiaofu,zuijiaodangqilianyi。
baobei,nikeyidingyaoshigexiaogongzhuya。
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五年后,洛城机场。
yigeshifenxiyinyanqiudexiaonaiwazhanzailuochengjichangchukoudating,menghualezhongrendexin。
xiaonaiwayishenqianlansedeshenshifu,toushangdaileyigechaokudeniuzimao。
biedexiaopengyoumaozishangdoushitaiyangnengxiaofengshan,ertademaozishangjialeyifuheisemojing。
xiaoshuaigeyishuangtaohuayan,rouhuhudexiaoliandanshangdianzhuizheiyikeruanhuhudexiaozuiba。
jiaorenkanyiyanjiuyibukai。
“haopiaoliangdexiaobaobei,xiangruayixia!”
“sheijiadebaobeia,jiyinzhenhao!”
“xiaoshuaige,jiejiedengnishinian!bu,ershinian!”
yigeyizhedetidepiaoliangnvzi,yijingdakaileshoujixiangce,manyanfangguangdecouleshangqu。
“xiaoshuaige,nenggenjiejiehezhangyingma?nitaikeaile,jiejiehaoxihuanni!”
xiaonanhaibengzhelian,xiaozuibayizhangyihe,shuliandeyingduizhe:
“bukeyiya~wokeyisongjijiejieyigefeiwene~”
“mamishuore,bukeyisuibianpaizhao,huibeibierenzhuazoumaidiaode!”
shuowan,xiaonaiwashenchuzhangxinyinleyixiazuichun,youjiangzhangxinqingqinganzailepiaoliangnvzideshoujibeimian。
baduimiandexiaojiejieliaodechadianjianjiao。
zheihaimeiwan,xiaonaiwazhazhetaohuayan,rouhuhudexiaoshoubailaibaiqu:
“piaoliangjiejieyaokaixine~”
“ao!baobeinitaikeaile!”
“baibai~womamilaila!”
lizedeyishuangtaohuayandaizhediandianxiaoyi,midenvrenmanyanxiaoxingxing。
zaipeishangxiaojiahuoteyoudewugubiaoqing,rensheikanledouyaojiangzheigejueshixiaokeaipengzaishouxinlihuzhe。
“haodahaoda,baobeizaijian!”
dafazouleqitupaizhaodenvren,lizeniutoudianjiaozhaozhemomocengcengdemami。
tashenchurouhuhudexiaoshou,youxiexianqi:“mami,nikuaiyixiela,wodoukanjianqiaoqiaoganmare!!”
banzhexiaonaituanzidekangyisheng,yigedabanshishang,chuanzhedanlvsesuihuaqundenvrenchuxianzaixiaojiahuodeshixianli。
nvrendanzhuanghongchun,yizhangxiaolianjishibeimojingzhezhu,yenanyanjingzhi。
kanzhezijiamamijiaocaihentiangaohaipaodepilipalaxiang,lizemeitouqingqingzhouleyixia。
tayouxiehouhuigangcaicuimamile。
chuangaogenxiezheimelei,paoqilaihaiyouxieweixian,rongyishoushangde。
“maminikeyimanyidian~”
mamiyaoshishuaidaole,tahuixintengde。
lazhexinglixiangjimangchuxiandeliwanhaobukeqidepailexiaxiaojiahuodeniuzimaoyan。
“xiaozaizi,bubangmangjiusuanle,liaomeiyesuanle,cuishenmecui!”
“nishenshifengduni,dengwojifenzhongzenmele!”
lizehenghengjijidejiangshoushenchuqu:“mami,wodoudengnishifenzhongre。”
“诺,要擦手。”
liwanyaozheya,ditouzaikuabaolifanzhaozhexiaodushijin,ranhourengzailexiaonaituanzihuaili。
“zijideshiqingzijizuo。”
xiaonaituanzishuliandejiangshijinchaikai,xixidecashixiaoshou。
liwanzuoyoukanlekan,ranhouyoupaileyixiaxiaonaituanzidemaozi:
“chouxiaozinihusheini,niqiaoqiaoganmajintiandaixiaonuanmeimeiquzaojiaobanle,meikonglaijieni。”
kuitahaixinle,paodefeikuai,xigaogenchadiancaifei。
jiuzaicishi,yigechaogaofenbeidewenroushengyinchuanjinleliwanermo:
“lixiaowan,lixiaoze,wolaijienimenla!jingbujingxi,yibuyiwai?”
tingjianshuxideshengyin,liwanfeikuainiutou,xunzheshengyindeyuantoukanqu。
nvrenyixidanlansezhangqun,rumozhangfasanzaiyaohou,meiyandaixiao,wenrouyouxiyue。
lizejiuzheimekanzhezheigenvrenfengfenghuohuodetiaojinlezijiamamihuaili。
mami,nichuandeshixigaogen!zhuyiyidianhaobuhao?
ganmami,nichuandeshixiaohuaqun,yezhuyiyidianhaobuhao!
liwanxingfendejiangzijihaoguimiqiaoqiaodezhangfarouluan,kaixindedajiaozhe:“xiaopianzi!”
“**nverxiaonuanni!”
“beiwolaogongdaigongsiquwanle。”
qiaoqiaoqiaobaowanliwan,dingzheyitouluanmao,wanyaojianglizebaozailehuaili。
“lizexiaobaobei,jiganmaxiaoyige!”
lizeshuliandegouqiyimoxiaoyi,redeqiaoqiaoqiaogegezhizhihuachixiao。
“nierziyanjingtaihaokanle,buxiaodounengnisiren,yixiaoqilai,nengbarennidesiquhuolai。”
qiaoqiaoqiaobaolejimiao,caiyiyibushedejianglizefangxia,huayinlijinshixianmu。
tayexiangduobaoyihuier,keyibuxing,zheixiaoguitou,baojiuletahuibukaixin。
liwanrouzhemeixin,zheijuhuatatingleqianbabaibian,erduodouqijianzile。
tayebuganshiruo,hezijihaoguimishangyehuchui:“wohaixianmuniyoutiexinxiaomianaoni!”
“yaobuzanlianghuanhuan?”liwanwaitou,shitanzhewen。
qiaoqiaoqiaolianmangbaishou:“buxingbuxing!”
“buguoliwan,zanmenjiegeqinjiaa?”
liwanxianqidepielexiatuibiandexiaoshuaige,“zheichouxiaozicaipeibushangxiaonuanbaobeini!”
qiaoqiaoqiaokanzheliwanyilianxianqidemoyang,xiaodehuazhiluanzhan,shuqiledamuzhi。
“wanwanshuodeyoudaoli!”
语气还挺赞同。
lize:mami,ganmami?
wotingdedongye,yaobuyaoshaoweigujiyixiaxiaobaobeiya!
xiaobaobeizheimezhaorenxihuan,nalipeibushangxiaonuanmeimeile。
daoshixiaonuanmeimei,zhengtiankubizi,wocaibuxihuantani!
lizezaixindimomokangyizhe。
guimiliangrennaodechabuduole,liwanwanxiayao,jiangxiaojiahuodemojingdaihao。
heisedekuandamojingjilizetianlejifenyansujing。
qiaoqiaoqiaoanzizashe,zheixiaohaigenrujindehuolingtianhaitingxiang。
基因遗传果然牛!
“qiaoqiao,qunijia,wobamalvyouqule,wohaocan。”
qiaoqiaoqiaoxiaole,bangzheliwanlaxinglixiang,diantouyingdao:“hao,wanwan,shangche,huijia。”
车上,黎泽睡着了。
daodishixiaopengyou,jingliyouxian。
qiaoqiaoqiaomingsijijiangdangbanshengqi,zaisanquerenlizeshuizhele,caiheliwanshuoqihuolingtian。
“wanwan,nibatadaihuilai?budasuanzoule?”
liwanhongchungouqi,yanjiaodaizheliangfenzixin:“woshiluochenglijiadaxiaojie,tushengtuzhangluochengren,haiyaoquna?”