第1章
“tangjinchen，zheijiushinishuodeyingchou？”
fenweidengxia，kanzheyongwendeliangren，jiangmixingjianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing！
jiaowanglesanniandenanpengyou，jingranhezijidemeimeizaijiubaligouqie！
“mixing，woaiderenshimiaomiao，baoqian。”tangjinchenlouzhejiangmiaomiao，shensecongrongdeshuodao。
jiangmixingfengcidexiaolexiao。
sannianqingchuna，huanlaitadeyijubaoqian。
“weishenmeshijiangmiaomiao？weishenme！？”tawufajieshoutapituideduixiangshizijidemeimei！
jiangmiaomiaoyiweizaitangjinchenhuaizhong，yuqikansiqinqie，quechongmanjifeng：“jiejie，nizhishibabamamadelingyanghuilaideyangnv，wocaishijiangjiadezhengpaiqianjin，jinchengegedangranhuixuanwoa，tayizhiaiderenbenlaijiushiwo。”
“nibizui！”jiangmixingdenglejiangmiaomiaoyiyan，muguangzaiciluodaotangjinchenlianshang：“sannian，ninawodangshenme？”
“jiushipashanghaidaoni，caichichimeiyouduinitanbai，jiranjintiannidouzhuangjianle，neiwomenyejiubahuashuokaiba，duibuqimixing，woxihuanderenshimiaomiao，congxianzaikaishiwomenfenshoule。”
“he！”jiangmixingfengcideyixiao。
suoyixianzaishitongzhitafenshoushima？
“jiejie，nibieguaijinchengege，ganqingdeshibenlaijiumianqiangbu——”
“那怪你？”
jiangmixingyigeyanshenshaguoqu，jiangmiaomiaodehuadangjikazailehoulongli。
“shiwoduibuzhuni，youshenmeshichongwolai，hemiaomiaowuguan。”tangjinchenlijijiangrouruodejiangmiaomiaohudaoshenhou。
haizhenshi，yiduienaidegounannv。
“hao，neijiuchongnilai！”
huayingangluo，yibeihongjiudangjipodaoletangjinchendelianshang，rangtacubujifang！
“jinchengege！”jiangmiaomiaoxintenghuaile，dengzhejiangmixing：“jiangmixing，nifengle！？”
taxiangshangqiansilejiangmixing，beitangjinchenlanxia：“suanle，womenzouba。”
lanzhejiangmiaomiaolikai，neibuxieyigudeyangzishenshencitonglejiangmixingdexin。
sanniandeganqing，huanlaipituidexiachang。
jiangmixingzuodaobataiqian，wendiaojiushiyaoleyipingweishiji。
yibeixiadu，xinzangweizhizhuixindetengtongyuelaiyueqianglie。
jueqiangdeleishuizaiyankuanglidazhuan，danmeiyouyidicongtayanliliutangxialai。
“bujiushigezhananma，neimezaiyizuoshenme？huitoujiejiniwusege，baozhengbitangjinchenhaoyiwanbei！”
dianhualichuanlaihaoyouchenzhuluodeshengyin。
banzuibanxingdejiangmixingchedipofang，‘wa’deyishengjiukulechulai：“sanniana，tamadejuranpituiwotongfuyimudemeimei，kee！haoexin！”
“haolehaole，bukua，baobao！”chenzhuluonaixindehongzhe：“nidengzhe，jiezheijiujinianpai，180，shierkuaifuji！”
“woxinnigegui，youzheidenghuosenizijibuzaoxiashoule......”jiangmixingpazaibataishang，zuiyanmenglong，bieyouyifanyaoyan。
“azhei......”
chenzhuluozhixianganweita，meiliaodaohuibeiwuqingdejiechuan。
“你在喝酒啊？”
“嗯......”
“bujiushigenanrenma，nizhiyume？santiaotuidehamabuhaozhao，sitiaotuidenanrenhaibushiyizhuayidaba？buxinnizhuantoukankan，ganmayaozaitangjinchenzheiyikeshushangdiaosi，nihaiyongyouyidapiansenlinni！”
“wojiushijuedehaoexin......”
“taexinni，nibuhuiexintame？nixianzai，limazaijiubajiwogoudayigeshuaige，zuihaoshineizhongduojinyoushuaidedalaojibiede！zangejudayidianxingbuxing？tangjinchensuangepia，tapeideshangnime？”
beichenzhuluozheimeyishuo，banzuibanxingdejiangmixinglijizuozhileshenti，taishoujiangsaluozaieqiandetoufaliaozhinaohou。
“jiushi，tatangjinchensuangepi！”
“duima，zanyaozixin，xiangxiangneiyidapiansenlin，limiandeshuaigehaidengzheniquchongxingni！”
jiangmixingtouyizhuan，zuiyanmenglongdeshixianli，lijichuxianyizhangjingmeijuelundelian。
kao，haizhenyougedashuaige。
fenweidengxia，nanrenyonglandezuozhe，xiuzhangdetuiyouyajiaodie，jinguibufan。
shia，tatangjinchenkeyipitui，weishenmetabuneng？
tabujinyaozhao，haiyaozhaoyigebitangjinchenqiangyiwanbeidenanren！
yanshensuodingmubiao，banzuidejiangmixingchedifangzongziwo。
daizheyisizuiyijingzhilaidaonanrenmianqian，milidefengmougourenxinpo。
“xiansheng，nihaoxiangworenshideyigerena......”
fenweidengxia，yeqingjueweiweixianmou，hanyizhidayandi。
“xiangjilewodexinshangren，hei......”jiujingshangtou，jiangmixingchedizuile，zhijietaituikuazuodaolenanrenshenshang：“zuowonanpengyouhaobuhao，wohenguaide......”
yeqingjueyileng，hunshendouchongmanlepaichi！
taxiangzhijiejiangzheigenvrenlinqilai，ranhoudiuchuqu。
“yuandufushua，zanmenjueyebuhuishuohuabusuanhuaba？”
jiuzaiyeqingjueyousuodongzuoshi，pangbianchuanlaihaoyouhuozhendiaokandeshengyin。
wunai，yeqingjuezhinengzuoba。
“xiaogege，nizheizhanglian......”jiangmixingzuiyanmenglong，dadanfumozhenanrenjuemeidelian：“zeze，jianzhijiushiyanzhijiedetianhuabana，taishuaile......”
meinanzaiqian，jiangmixingchuixianyudi。
zheimeshuaidexiaogege，buqinyikoushizaishitaikuilea！
dangzheigexiangfazainaohaimengsheng，xiayimiaojiangmixingdelianjiuyuecouyuejin——
“......”
kanzheyufabijindelian，yeqingjueneizhangjunlianyouruheiyunyacheng，xunsujiuyaotuikai。
jiangmixingturannaodaiyiwai，xiayimiaozhijiezaijinletajianwoli。
yeqingjuemilemiyan，hunrantianchengdeweixianqixizhidamoudi。
haoyouhuozhenkandaozheiyimu，zuijiaodewanweiyufanonglieqilai：“yuandufushu，nibukeyijujuemeirende‘shengqingyaoyue’yo！”
“gun！”yeqingjueqideshangqujiushiyijiao！
huozhenyigeshanduo，xiaodegengjiachangkuang：“haolei，xiongdizheijiugunle，ninmanman‘xiangyong’！”
zouzhiqianhaibuwangchaoyeqingjuepaolegemeiyan！
yeqingjuemeixincuchengyige‘chuan’zi，ditouqiaozhepazaitashenshangdenvren。
不知死活的女人！
居然敢撩他！
电话铃声适时响起。
pieleyiyanlaidianxianshi，yeqingjuexianqidejiangnianzaishenshangdenvrenjibalaxialai，ranhounuolenuoweizhi，huakaijietingjian。
dianhuajielesanshimiao，guaduanshiyeqingjueyiqishenlikai。
“呃——”
jiangmixingbeidiuzaishafajiaoluoli，jiujingshangtou，tananshoudefachuyishengdiyin。
“姐姐？”
kanzheshafaliyijingzuidaobushengrenshidejiangmixing，youzhefanhuilaidejiangmiaomiaozuijiaobuzijuedeluchuyimoguiyidexiao。
“jiangmixingajiangmixing，guolejinwannijiudengzheshenbaiminglie、beijiangjiasaodichumenba！”
zuiyizhong，jiangmixingzhijuedeshentinanshouzhiji、zaorebukan。
mimihuhuzhong，taturanganjueshentihaoxiangbeiyiguzhonglifugai......