又被拉去相亲

zheishiqingmeiyouzaochengshenmeshizhixingshanghai,jingchayezhinenganzhaoyibanganqingjiufenchuli。

quanshuolejiju,rangtamensixiajiejue。

buguo,tiqianshengmingyidian,buxuzaiyiyanbuhebadaozi。

zaipaichusuolidailejigexiaoshi,jixiaxiadehuoqijianjianxiaole,tayexiangmingbaile,gengujingzezheizhong**pingeyusiwangpo,buzhide!

jixiaxiacongpaichusuolizouchulai,meixiangdaozhanzaipaichusuomenkoudejuranshizijidejimuzhouhong,babajijianguozeshizuozaibuyuanchudecheli。

tamenshilaijiezijidema?jixiaxiaganjueyouxiemomingqimiao。

“shenweijijiadenver,juranchulezheiyangdeshi,wohenibadeliandourangnijidiuguangle!”zhouhongchenjiwakudao。

“wojimeizuoshangtianhaili,youmeizuojianbuderendeshiqing,wojijijiadiushenmerenle?”jixiaxiabufuqidishuodao。

“xiao**,haizuiying!”zhouhongdengletayiyandao。

zheigeshihou,heyuqingyewanzhegujingzedegebo,congpaichusuolizoulechulai,kanzhetamenzhengchao,lianshangdailejifenxingzailehuo。

“xiaxia,xiangnizheiyangbujiandiandenvren,jingzeyouzenmehuixihuanni?”

“你说什么?”

heyuqingcishirucibuyaolian,zhijiediandaoheibai,hunxiaoshiting,rangjixiaxiaxiangzhijiechongshangqianqusileta。

“xingle,biezaidiurenxianyanle,ganjingenwohenibahuijia!”zhouhongyanqidibailejixiaxiayiyan。

zheigeshihou,jijianguoyeyijingcongchelizoulechulai,tazhanzaicheqian,yilianhanshuangdikanzhejixiaxia。

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ruguozaipaichusuomenkouzaigenheyuqinghegujingzejiuchanbuqing,lianmianshangyeyouxiebuhaokan,suoyitahaishirenzhule。

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“biaozipeigou,yesuanshijuepei!”

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zhijiebaheyuqinghegujingzeliangzaileyuandi,gujingzeniuqudelianshangdaizheyisibugan。

zenmehuigaocuo?zheishiyankantanchengdexiangmuyaofeima?

……

jijianguozuozaiqianmiankaiche,yilushangtieqingzhelianbushuohua,zuozaitashenbiandezhouhongdaoshiyoujicizhuanshenkanzuozaihoupaidejixiaxia。

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“zenmezheweilegenanren,hainaodaopaichusuoqule?jie,bushiwoshuonia,niyouzheimequenanrenma?”

jixiaxiakanbabadeqingxuyouxiebudui,yelandelihuijidongdong,yaoshifangpingshitayidingraobulezheigexiaoyaojing。

jijianguozaiketingdeshafashangzuoxia,padiyishengjiangcheyaochishuaizailechajishang。

“xiaxia,nigenwoshuoshuo,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?”jijianguolishengdao。

“yemeishenme,jiushigujingzebeizhewogaobiedenvren,beiwozhuangjian,woqibuguo,suoyijiu……”jixiaxiazhiwudao。

“yeba!wobenlaijiubukanhaozheigegujingze,tachuleyouzhangzuinengbanihongdetuantuanzhuanwai,haiyoushenme?”

“ba,wozhidaole,woyeshixianzaicaikanqinggujingzeshige**!”

“heng!wozaoxiantuorenjinijieshaoleneimeduonanpengyou,kedoushixieyouzhiziyuana,xianzaichilekuixiangmingbaileba?”zhouhongzeyoushibuwangxiluotadao。

dangzhebabademian,jixiaxiabuhaoyisihuiduita。

tayiqianjizijizhangluodeneixiexiangqinnan,bushinianjidadesilelaopode,jiushishentiyoucanjiquexiande。

tajizijixuanzexiangqinduixiangdeweiyibiaozhun,jiushiyouqian,tajiushixiangyongzijidehunyinxingfulaihuanqukeliyongdeziyuan。

“neiwodaoshiyaoxiexienile,meishiwojiuxianhuifangxiuxile。”

jixiaxiabuxiangjixuliuzaizheilikanjimudelianse,tingbabadexunchi,bianzhuanshenxiangzhejiejihuifang。

“xianbiejizhezou,wozheicidaoshiyoujiniwuseleyigeyouzhiziyuan。”zhouhongzaishenhoushuodao。

tingdaozheili,jixiaxiajiangzaiyuandi,turanjuedexinzhongweiliang。