第1章

(benwensudujiaokuai,jiaoji,shijieguanzaidierjuan,ruguokanbudonghuozhebulijiededifangkeyiliuyan)

wojiaosuyi,shigegaokaowanjiuzaijiatangpingdelizhiqingnian。

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“jingtiandagua!moumouxueyuanjingranweizaoxueshulunwen!”

“jing!yinghuaguo***jingranzaizuoyezhijiebaobi!jinrixin***shangwei!”

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tashiyimingputongdegaozhongsheng,guozheputongdeshenghuo,youzheputongdejiating,zaigaozhongshenghuoyeshiyigediaosi。

takanzhediannao,bujinyouxiesikaorenshengdeyiyi。

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zheishiyigefengpinglangjingdewanshang,suyizuozaidiannaoqianmomodekanzhepingmushangdejixingdazi“ninyibeiluochengdaxueluqu”fanqiledigu。

“bushi,zheijiuluqushangle?”suyilianshangchongmanlebukezhixin。

turanjian,tagandaoyouxietouyun,xiangqupangbiandeshafashangnayao,tayouyujingchangxingdebuchizaofan,congerhuandeledixuetang。

“wandanle,dixuetangfanle!”suyiyouxiewuyu。

“pu!”zhiqiantayixiazibianpadaoledishang,shouzhonghaiwozheyaoping。

suyidaoxiale,daozailechitangdouqianyimiao。

“我不甘啊!!”

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zheishimengjing,zaizheili,renrendoukeyiweisuoyuwei,renrendoushimengjingdezhuzai,danyouyizhongmengshiqitede,neibianshi,tuomeng!

mengzhong,suyifangfokandaoleyizunshenxiang,zheishenxiangyougumomingqimiaodeweiyan,haosiyouyiguxieqi,jishitashisiwu,yejirenyizhongqiangshideweiyan!

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“zheichangmianzazheimexiangwokandexuanhuanxiaoshuoni?”suyizuilidigudao。

zhijianyuanchudetianbianshanqilejinseguangmang,neimingshixiangdeweiyajianshaolexuduo,suihouyouguilvdeshanshuozhe,zheidaojinguangjiqideciyan。

“nigelaotouzi,zheidoujiqiannianle,nideroushenzaoyiyunluo,zhishengzheiyidiandiandecanhundeyigouyancanchuan,rujinwohaoburongyiyouyoulexindejichengren,haiyaoyuwozhengqiang?”zheijuhuafangfojuyouwuqiongdadeshashangliyiban,ziziwubutouluneishenshengdeqixi。

苏易:?

“nidangnianruobushiqiudeleyibufendao,shilizenhuibiwoguimenguangaoqiang?”neizunguiyideshenxiangrengranyili。

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shuozhe,suyishenshangdeneicengjincancandeguanghuaweileshubingfeijian,zhizhidechaozheneixieshenxiangfeiqu。

neizunshenxiangxiangdidang,dangtaganggangshenchushoushi,quefaxianzijiyijingbeiguanchuan,shashi,neizunshenxiangyanxiaoyunsan,lianyishengcanjiaodoumeiyoujiaochulai!

“xuedaobugu,yiduwanshi!”neizunshenxiangxiaosanqianxiaoshengxiangchetiandi。

苏易:?

“hahahahaha!beishangxiazhongsanchijian,weitianqieshibupingren!”kongzhongzaicichuanlaineigushengyin,zheicineishengyinkanqilaiyouxieyuyue,suihousuyidelinghunbeijiyayibanrenglechuqu。

suyimengdiyixiacongchuangshangzuoqilai,kanlekanqiangshangdezhongbiao,23:02,julichafencaiganggangguoqule2fenzhong,keganggangzaisuyimengzhongsuofashengdeshisihuyuanyuanbushizhei2fenzhongkeyiwanchengde。

“woqu,buhuizhenzheimexiemenba?”suyikouzhongdiguzhe,shuozhe,taqishendakailebijibendiannao,sousuoleganggangneirenshuode“lvdongbin”

lvdongbin,gudaishenhuarenwu,baxianzhiyi,zaimengzhongdedao,yuhuafeisheng,chunyangzushi...

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“simengfeimeng,lvdongbin...hahahahahahaha!woyaochujia!”suyihefengleyiyangdaxiao,tajuedezheishishangtianjitadejiyuan...

“mingtianyidingyaoqubaifang!”taananxiadingjuexin。

次日清晨7点

“dinglingling,dinglingling...”

“buji,ngheng,ng,zaishuihuier...”suyilansandeshuodao。

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“wokao,teng,waixingrenlaigongdadiqiule?”suyilianzhebeizigundaolechuangxia,taitouyiwang,“laoma?!”

suyikanzheyanqianshuxidemiankong,fangfoyouyouyixiemosheng。

“xiaozi,doujidianle?9dianduole,haizaichuangshangshuizheni?nidoulaodabuxiaole,chengjini?nibushishuojintianjiwokanchengjima?”tazuilibutingdetaotaozhe,zheishilaizimuqindeguanhuai!

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“kanba,laoma,nierzikeshikaoshangleni!zheixuexiao,gagabang!”suyizihaodedakaichengjidan,neiqingyisedejiejinmanfen,wanmeidechengji,689fen!

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“zheiyangba,wojinijieshaolegehaoguniang,shiwolaoguide,zhangdehaisuanshuiling,guojitianwojiniliangdadaqiao,chenzaojielezheihun。”

“jiehun?!wocai17ashengrihaiyouliangyueni!zheimezao?!”suyixinlibujinkuxiao。

huixiangqizuotianwanshangdezhongzhongjingli,turandefankun,suihoumengjianlianggebuzhidaoshinageshenxiandaleqilai,ranhouyouhuiguixianshi,zheizhongjianjingranjinjin2fenzhongbudao!

“zaofanzaizhuozishang,nizijiqilai,woxianchuquyitang。”suihoubiantouyebuhuidezhuanshenjiuzoule。

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