xiaokeaimenbiewanglebanaoziliuxiayo～
luoshiyizhengzaijiaoshilishoushishubao，gaosankepadeyalimeinengrangtabiandeyiyu，fanerrangtachileduoniandepanniqishanshanlaichi。
luoshiyishigeguer，huozheshuoxianzaidetashigeguer。
yinianqian，tayeyougexingfumeimandejiating，danyichangyiwaidechehuo，rangtatongshishiquleshuangqin。
luojiasuibusuandafudagui，danyeshibuchaqiandeneizhong，zaijiashangzhaoshifangdepeichangkuan，luoshiyijiusuanyihouyizhidaizaijiali，douzugoutahuihuoyishengdele。
huidaozijijia，yirujiwanglenglengqingqing，luoshiyixiguanxingdeshuoleju：“wohuilaila！”
butongyuyiwanganjingdaokepadefangzi，zheicifangzilichuanlailehuiying。
【wushen，huanyinghuijia！】
shuoshihua，luoshiyibingmeiyoubeihedao。
tatianshengganqingdanmo，yongsuhuashuo，jiushigenanyigongqingderen。
dangchuzaifumuqushidezanglishang，tahaicengbeigeluqinqizhizeshigeguaiwu，lianfumuqushidoubuhuiku。
luoshiyifangxiashubao，yanshenwangxukongzhongkanlekan：“nishishei？”
jixieshengcongsimianbafangchuanlai【wushen，woshinindezhuanshuchengshenxitong，congjinriqi，bianshininzuizhongshidepucong！】
“成神系统？”
“chengshenmeshen？”luoshiyiwaitou。
【chengweishijiedexinzhuzai！weidadechuangshinvshen。】
luoshiyibuzouxindehuanhuleyisheng：“wawo！zhendehaobangbang！”
“wojiushigekubidegaosansheng，haichuangshinvshen？nichuangwohaichabuduo！”
xitongwenyanchenmolexujiu，zuihoucaishuodao【wushen，ninyaoxiangxinyiqiejieyoukeneng。】
【shijiemorijijiangdaolai，ruguoninbuzuochuxiangyingdeyingdui，zheigeshijiejijiangzourumolu。】
luoshiyichixiaoyisheng：“wokemeiyounishuodeneimeqiangda，wozhihuizaixuexidehaiyangliaoyou，shenmeshenming！neidoushipianxiaohaierde，woxianzaikebushisansuixiaohaier，haihuixiangxinshijieshangyouaoteman。”
xitongshengyinyouxiezheji【buguanninxinbuxin，ninjiushizheigeshijiexindanshengdexinshen，wolaidaonindeshenbian，jiushizuiyoulidezhengming！】
【wushen，woweinindexinshengsongshangzuichengzhidezhuyuan。】
luoshiyishenchushou：“nishuonishiwozuizhongshidepucong，neimenizaihechu？”
【wojiuzainindenaohaizhong，woyuninmibukefen，shizuiqinmidezhupu。】xitongcongjintianzaoshangjiujinrulexinshendenaohaizhong，danweilebudaraoxinshen，taxuanzelezaizheigeshihouxianshen。
luoshiyichuixiashou：“jiranwoshixinshen，neiwokeyizhipeizheigeshijiema？”
【当然！】
【shijiedoupufuzaininjiaoxia！】
jinguanluoshiyixianzaichuyupanniqi，danshitingdaoxitongzheihua，tahaishiyouxiemomingdexiuchi。
这实在是太中二了！
不过她好喜欢！
“neiwoxiangyaoyinghuaguoxiaoshi！”
系统卡壳了【……】
【wushen，ninxianzaimeiyouxinyangli，suoyimieguozheizhongshi，wodenenglihaibugou。】xitongdeshengyinyouxiediluo。
luoshiyizuibalihaobukeqidexianqizhe：“nizhenmeiyong！”
xitongtongkuliuti【shide！】
【wozhenmeiyong，bunengjiwushenfenyoujienan。】
“neizenmeshoujixinyangzhili？”luoshiyitaoyanyinghuaguo，danxianshishitabingbushishuoxiaoshijiunengxiaoshide，suoyiweilemoquyinghuaguo，luoshiyidasuantingyitingzheigesuoweidechengshenxitongdehuale。
【zhiyaoninrangshirendouxinyangyunin，zenmeshoujixinyangzhili，doukanninleyijiucheng，xitongmeiyouzigeguidingnindedengshangzhishangzhiweidefangfa。】
luoshiyitiaomei：“neimesuiyidema？”
xitongqiameidao【dangran！ninshishijianzhigaocunzai，meiyourennengzaininzhishang。】
“neimesuoweidemoshiyoushineiyirini？”
【wushen，jiuzaiqirizhihou。】
【yunluodetaiyangjiangconggaokongzhuiluo，judadenengliangjiangxijuanquanqiu，daoshihoujiushirenleidemori。】
【zheishishijidelunhui！】
【jibianninzuzhilezheichangzainan，yehaihuiyouxiaci、xiaxiaciyijixiaxiaxiaci！】
【suoyi，zheishiyichangmiejuerenleidehaojie，jiurutongyuangushiqidebingheshidaiyiyang，qiangdaruguaiwubandekonglong，tongyangduobuguoshijiedehaojie。】
【buguorujinderenleibizhikonglongkexingyunduole，tamenyoulenindedaolai。】
【ninbianshizheiyanghaojiedeyixianshengji！】
【qierenleishiwanlingzhizhang，tamentianshengjiubidongzhiwugengnengqiheshijie。】
【woxiangxin，youlenindebangzhu，zheichangzainanzuizhonghuixiaoyuwuxing。】
“haishixunhuantianzai？！”luoshiyiyouxiejingyale。
tahaiyiweijiuzhiyouzheiyichangzainanni，yuanlaiduodeshima。
“datiaozhan，woxihuan！”luoshiyideyanjingyiyishenghui。
taconglaibujurenhekunnan！
只怕人生乏味至极。
“neijiranshishoujixinyang，neimeiyoushenmebishenhualiderenwuhuoguolaigengweizhenhanle。”luoshiyisuozaidezhonghuaguo，congguzhijinneishenhuachuanshuojiuyuanyuanliuzhang，meiyigeshenhuarenwu，douzaizhonghuaguoyouxieduyoudexinyang，neimeduoshenming，majiakegoutachuandaotianhuangdilaole。
xitongyihuo【wushenshidasuanweizhuangyuangushenhuarenwu？】
【ninbudasuanyizishenmianmuqushoujixinyang？】shenweixinshendegoutuizi，xitongziranshixinshendewunaochui。
tajianxinmeiyourenheyigeshenmingnengyuwushenbingjian，kuangqietalaizhiqiansousuoguozheigeshijie，haowushenmingzongji，zheijiushiyigechechedidideshenqizhidi。
“rangwoyongzheifutuifeigaozhongshengdemianmuqushoujixinyang？pabushihuibeibierendangchengpianzijidaleba。”
danxitongyijiujiandingderenweiwushenwanmeiwuque【ninjiushishijianzhiqiangzhe，meiyousheinengyuninxiangtibinglun。】
“xingle，biechuile，wohaishitaogemajiaweihao。”
“zuoyoubuguanshisheidoushiwo，neiyigezhongmianmuxianshidoumeishenmequbie，doushuoshenyouqianmian，wozheixiabushizhengheshile。”fanzhengluoshiyishibuhuiyizishenmianmuqushoujixinyangde！
这是她的底线！
tapanniguipanni，dantakebuxihuandanghouer！
【yiqiedoujinzunwushenyiyuan。】xitongyemeiyoufandui，buguanwushenruhezuo，duitalaishuoyingxiangdoubuda，kuangqiewushendezhenmianmu，neiyebushierdengfanrenkeyisuiyikuishide。
“neimeqirihoudetaiyangzhuiluo，jiuyiriyushennvxihezuoweikaiduanba！”
“weidaershenshengdetaiyangzhimu，zheizhenghaoyehehuchangjing。”shenhuazhong，riyushennvxishengshiriheshieryue，tongshiyeshiyuezhishennv，tabeitianminrendexingge，zhenghaoshihejiushirenyuweinanzhizhong。
《shanhaijing·dahuangnanjing》zhongcengjingjizaizhe：dongnanhaizhiwai，ganshuizhijian，youxihezhiguo。younvzimingyuexihe，fangriyuyuganyuan，xihezhe，fuweiyaohuangdijun，shengshiri。
zheitaiyangzhimu，zaizhonghuaguokeweishirenjinjiezhi，ertayaozuode，jiushihuanxingshirennaohaizhongdejiyi，jiangzhizhuanhuanweizuichuncuidexinyangzhili。