第1章 别碰她,她会咬人

shenlemenshiyouqianrenzuixihuanjujidedifangzhiyi,yinweizheiligouciji。

meiyueyicidejingpaijiuzaijinwan,taixiadenanrenmenpinzhehaojiu,jiazhehaoyan,yigegeqiaoshouyipan。

shenyunqingzuozaijiaoluo,qiaozheerlangtui,weicezheshenduizuozaishenbiandenanrenshuodao:“jinwannikesuanlaizhele,zheizhixuelangshiwodairenmaifuleliangtianliangyecailiedaode,bushuobiede,jiushineijiebaidepimao,yedeshishangshangshangpin。denghuipaimaijieshu,wohaiyoubiedejingxiyaojini。”

jiaoluolideguangxianweian,zuozaianyingzhongdeneigenanrenshenzitingba,buwenqisheng,zhishianjingdezuozhe。

taishangmubulakai,shuodadesifanglongzibeiheisedebugaizhe,kanbujianlimiandedongxi。

buguo,yueshenqi,bianyueshiyinrenhaoqi。

“zheishiwojiagongzicongyunzeshanliehuilaidemeirener,yizhitongtixuebaidexuelang,dijia,yibaiwanqi!”

suizhezhuchirendehuayinluo,toudingdejuguangdengchaneiliangqi,heisedemububeijiekai,jinsedelongzizaidengguangxiayiyishenghui。

raner,suoyourendingjingyikan,queyoushiyizhenqiqixixu——

“bushishuoshizhixuelangme?zenmeshigeren?”

“zheinvhaiershizenmehuishi?”

longziliguanzhede,queshishigenvhai,yuemoshijiusuizuoyoudenianji,queshoudelihai。

不过,是真的漂亮。

tachuanzheheisedequnzi,dengguangxialuchuxuebaidebojinghexiuzhangdeshoubei,heisezhangfarupububancongshenhoupisanxialai,taiyanjian,neizhangtianrandemeiyoujingguorenhexiushiquemeidaorangjingyandelian,rangtaixiasuoyounanrenweizhixuemaipengzhang。

jinsedelongzijiangtakunzhu,wutaishangdeguangciderenyanhualiaoluan,huifuqingmingdeheimoulifanchudiandianlanguang,dingzhemeiyigepuxianglongzidenanren,zuijiaominjin,gongshenerli,quanranyifugongjidezitai。

meigui,haishiduojishoudeyemeigui。

gengnengjiqinanrendezhengfuyu。

taixiadenanrenmenyizhensaodong,erhou,meirengujizhuchirenshuode“baoqianbaoqian,gaocuole,zheibushiwomenjinwandejingpaipin……”,yourenzhijiekaijia,“yiqianwan!”

紧接着便是——

“三千万!”

“四千万!”

……

“一亿三千万!”

jiagefeizhang,xianchangqifenyilugaozhang。

xianran,zheigeyiwaichuxiandenvhaier,bineizhitongtixuebaidexuelang,gengrangrenjidongkangfen。

guangxianhunandejiaoluoli,nanrenlengyankanzheneixiechunchunyudongdenanrenmen,lengchao:“zheijiushinishuodejingxi?”

shenyunqinghuimou,kanxiangzuozaizuoshoubianshafalidenanren,jibianshiguangyingweian,yeyirankeyikandeqingtaneizhangjueshiwushuangderongyan。

zheige,rangshenyunqingyanzhiqujuhaichengdierdenanren,rongjiajiuyerongzhan。

shenyunqingxiaoxiao,“zheishigeyiwai,wozaiqueqianyebuganfanmairenkoua!”

“……”rongzhanmeishuohua,muguangdingxiangtaishangdeshaonv。

kanzhehenshouruodeshenti,nanyichengqineijianyaomeideheiqunzi,manshenshijiebei,yanzhongdeneiyidianguiyidelanrutiaodongdehuoyan,zhuanshenzhijieshangyidaoxixiaodeshangba,zaiguangyingliuzhuanzhijianneimeciyan。

rongzhandetongkongmingxianyisuo。

shenyunqingzhuyidaotadeyanshen,wanweidexiaolexia,“kanshangle?”

shenyunqingqiaoqierlangtui,zhenggerenwanghou,kaojinpiyizhong,“wotujingyunzeshandeshihoufaxiande,tadiaojinxianjinglile,haishouleshang,wodaitahuilaideshihoutashihunmizhede。nishuo,yigehaohaodenvhaizi,zenmehuiduzishenghuozaiyunzeshanneizhongguidifang?”

“worangrenzhihaoletadeshang,xiganjinghuanshangxinyifu,diyiyanjiubawojijingyandaole。zheinvhai,zhangdehenxiangtianshi,danshiyanlideguangyousiemo。zheiyangdejieheti,wojiucaidaonihuiganxingqu,suoyizheijiushiwoteyiweinizhunbeidejingxi。”

shenyunqingmilemiyan,huangzheshoulidehongjiubei,weiweiqingshenkaoguolaidao:“wojiaorenjianchaguole,shichu。”

tazheiyiju,likerelairongzhansushademuguang。

shenyunqingxiaoxiao,“buguonishiyouweihunqideren,erqienizheigelengqinglengxingderen,tianxianyebuyidingnengdadongni。ruguonibuxihuan,woyuanyishouliuta。”

rongzhanchulemingdejinyu,rujinershijiusui,quemeipengguoyigenvren,zhenshibaibailangfeilezheiyangdeyanzhiheshencai。

pingtadechushenheyanzhi,zhiyaokaikou,dabadenvrenyongzhibujin。

可他却禁欲!

weizheishier,shenyunqingmeishaoewantanxi。

taixia,jiageyijingfeizhangdaoleliangyisiqianwan。

suiranhenduorenyanqixigu,xianghujingjiadejiuneimejige,kejiagequeshiyidianermeiting,yizhizaiwangshangzhang。

shenyunqinglengxiao,“zheixienanrenshifengleme?”

tailetaishou,zhengyaorangrenbanvhaichexiaqujieshuzheichangnaoju。

shenpangquexiangqiyidaoshengyin,“shiyi。”

shenyunqingwozhebeizideshouyijiang,quanchangyeyinzheiyisheng,ertingzhilefeiteng,suoyoudemuguangdouzaiyishunjian,heshenyunqingyiyang,kanxianglezuozaijiaoluolidenanren。

“gangcaijiajiaderen,shinima?”shenyunqingjidongdebuxing,dingzherongzhanjiuxiangdingzheshenmexiyoudeguaiwu。

suoyourenqinyankanzherongzhan,conghuailitaochugangbi,zaizhipiaoshangxiexiayichuanshuzi,diuzaileshenyunqingdelianshang,“kaimen。”

shenyunqingwozheneizhangzhipiao,shoudouzaifadou。

kao,rongzhanzhongyuzhengchangle!tazhongyuduinvrenganxingqule!

taxingfendexiangfangbianpao,xianggaoshenghecai。

longzidemendakaile,nvhairengranzuozaitaishang,pangbiandenanrenmenfenfentuisan,zhiyidaotingbaxiuzhangdeshenying,ziheianzhongmanmanzoulai。

嗒、嗒、嗒……

neijiaobushengzaitaerbianqingxi,tadingzheneirenyuekaoyuejin,zhongyukanqingleneizhanglian。

tachaotashenchushou,shenyunqingzaishenhoujiaodao:“biepengta,tahuiyaoren。”

huayingangluo,nvhaihoujianfachuyishengsihou,erhoufeiyuewangqian,zhangzuibianyaozhulerongzhandeshouwan。

“jiuye!”shouxiajihangwangqianmaikailiangbu,shouyijingmodaoleyaojiandebishou,zhidengrongzhanyishenglingxia,biannengjiangnvhaideshengmingjieshuyuci。

rongzhanqueshitaiqilingyizhishou,shiyitabuyaodongzuo。

nvhaisisideyaozhutadeshouwan,jianlideyachikepoletadepifu,henkuaibianyouxianxuecongtazuijiaowanyanerchu。

xiangshisiyaozhuliewudemengshou,tayiranmeiyousongkou,yishuangfanzhelanguangdemouziehenhendedingzhemianqiandenanren,houjianfachuyeshoubandesihou。

yuanbenweizaizhouweidenanrenmenjianzhuang,hedefenfentuisan。

“jiuye。”jihangzhejideyouhanleyisheng。