会议室里。
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天爷啊！
桀神来了！
桀神来他们恋综了！
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xiaweiranhenshaocanjiazongyi，tebieshixianglianzongzheizhongchunyuledejiemu，danshijirantalaile，neijiubiexiangzoule！
youletadejiameng，zanzhufeishenmedewanquanbuyongchou，reduyewanquanbuyongchou。huangzhiqiangxianzaidoubuganxiangxinxiaweiranyaocanjialianzong，yushiwendao：“jieshen，niweishenmeyaocanjialianzong？”
wenwan，taxiangjizijiyibazhang。
zheidoushishenmechunwenti，barenwenzoulezenmeban！
xiaweirandanshengdao：“ganxingqu。”
huangzhiqiangdianlediantou，naoziguanbuzhuzui，bababadeshuodao：“ganxingquhaoa，xingqucaishizuihaodelaoshi！jieshenlaiwomenjiemubujinkeyixuexilianaidejingyan，zhenghaoxiaojiuhuaiyunle，nihainengxuedaoyixienaibadejingyan！”
qifenyishunjianningguzhule。
xiaweirankanxiangjingge：nimeigaosuta，wogenjiujiushifuqi？
jinggezuijiaochoulechou：zheishiwozenmegansuibianpuguang。
luqihao：“nimenlianggemeilaiyanqudeganshenme？”
huangzhiqiang：“xiaojiuxiaojiu，nibieluanshuohua。”
luqihaoguominduhengao，danshitadekaweiwufagenxiaweiranxiangtibinglun，huanzuobiedemingxing，kandaoxiaweirankendingyaolianhongzhejianjiaole，weishenmetaneimedanding？
zaiyulequan，henduomingxingdeouxiangshixiaweiran，tajiushishenyibandecunzai。
luqihao：“e。nimenlianggebuyaoyongyishijiaoliule，youshenmehuazhishuo。”
kandaotaneimebuzunjingxiaweirandexingwei，huangzhiqiangchadianfanxinzangbing，tazenmebuzhidaozheiweixiaozuzongzheimeganshuo，mianduixiaweiranyidiandoubuqiechang，haiganhechitamen。
xiaweiran：“meishenmewentile，womenzhijieqianhetongba。”
yushiluqihaomeishuo，jinggemeishuo，xiaweiranyebudasuangaosuhuangzhiqiang，taheluqihaoshifuqi。
huangzhiqiangqiangdiao：“xiaojiuyijinghuaiyunle，jieshennigentajiazhuangqinglvjiuhao，qinqinbaobaozheileidexingweiwomenjiemuzubuhuiyaoqiunimenzuo，nimenbaduifangdangchengpengyoujiuxing。”
luqihaohexiaweirandianlediantou。
huangzhiqiangnazhezhanxindehetong，kanzhexiaweiranxiaosadeqianming，zheicaiyouzhongjiaotashidideganjue，xiaweiranzhendeyaolaicanjialianzongle。
heng，neixiegenfengdelianaizongyi，maopaihuozhongjiushimaopaihuo，womennengqinglaixiaweiran，nimennengma？！
车上。
jinggecuzhemeiwen：“jieshao，womenbugaosudaoyannimendeguanxi，zheiyangzhendehaoma？”
zheiduidingliufufuyaozailianzongjiazhuangluren，wanzheimedadema？！
luqihaowuzhezuixiaodao：“daoyanhaidingzhuxiaweiran，jiemulimeiyouqinqinbaobaodehuanjie，hahahaha，haoxiangzheiyanghuibaxiaweiranhezou。”
xiaweiranmiyanxiaozhe，qingchi：“xiaohuaidan，kandaodaoyanneimejinzhang，shunizuigaoxing。”
luqihaoduzhezui，shualaipideshuo：“wonaligaoxingle，shinigaoxing。”
xiaweiran：“ng，wozuigaoxing。”
tabuxihuantahuoyuezaipingmushang，bataguanzaijialicaijuedeanxin，danshizheici，yixiangdaotayaogentayiqiluzongyi，momingdeyouxiekaixin。
suoyourendounengkandao，zhanzaitapangbiandeshita，gentaqinmihudongderenzhinengshita。zheimexiangxiang，tadouyoudianqidaizheigelianzongle。
qinqinbaobaoshenme，bixuyaoyou，jiemuzubujitashedingzheigehuanjie，takeyizijijiaxi。
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mamafen：jiezainianjiyebuxiaole，tacanjialianzongshibushixiangtanlianaile？
xinfen：xiwangnvfangbuyaozuoyao，buyaowozuzhoutazuzongshibadai！
laofen：liqibuyaozheimezhong，zunzhonggengegehezuodemeiyiweiyanyuan。
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【全凭脑补和想象】
【wogenwopengyoushuowoshixiaweiranheluqihaodecpfen，tashuowoxiemen。shishizhengming，zhiyaoganxiang，shenmedounengchengzhen！】
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【坐等综艺直播】
luqihaozicongzhidaozijigenxiaweirandecpchaohuahou，jiukaileyigexiaohao，meitianzailimianqianshui。
takandaozheixiefensidefayan，youxiexinteng。
zhanzaitamendejiaodulaikan，tahexiaweiranyongyuanbukeneng，keyiduiyongyuanbukenengdecp，zhenshixuyaomodadeyongqi。
luqihaokanmanhuadeshihou，yeshiluankecp，henbunengqinzientourangliangrenqinqin。
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xiaweiranxiwanzao，conghoumianbaozhuta，qinleqintafenfendeerchui，shayacixingdesangyinshuo：“zaikanshenme？”
luqihaoguandiaoweibo，dakaileshipinapp：“wodezuopinzhiyouyibu，nikanguo，danshinidezuopinyouhenduo，wodasuanbuyibu，buranlujiemudeshihouhuiluxian。”
taxiangjizijiliyigexiaweiranmimeiderenshe。