第一章
chuchabannianhou，zongcailaopoturanshuoyaoweiwoqingshenshenggehaizi。
wopatabeipianlianyeganhongyanhangbanhuilai，quezhuangpotaheshengunzhumazaijiazhongsihun。
laopoyishanbuzhengdihuangmangxiangwojieshi：
“laogongnibiewuhui，womeiyouchugui，zhishiniyouruojingzheng，shenmeibanfa，zhinengjiegaojungedeshentibangwomenbozhong。”
“dengwohuaiyun，womenjiuyouhaizile！”
wanggaojunmanlianbeidaraohaoshidebuyue。
“tingjianmei？yanchenninengbunengyoudianyanlijian？wanyibeishenguaizuishengbuchuhaizi，wokannimenzenmeban！”
aolesantiansanyedewobeiqidedangchangxiuke。
shengunxianwoaishi，cuanduolaoporangyongrenbawodiuchujiamen。
zhidaotahuaiyunhouxiangqiwo，xingchongchongjiwodadianhuabaoxi。
quebuzhi…wozaoyihuachengyipenghuijin。
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yangningzaiyiyuanquezhenhuaiyunneitian，xingchongchongjiwodadianhua。
“laogong！shenbahaizicijiwomenle！womenmashangjiunengyouzijidehaizile！”
wopiaozaitabeihou，wulidikanzhetaxinxiruokuangdemoyang。
dianhuabeifumujieqi，chenmoxujiuhou，muqinzhongjiurenbuzhuyinyangguaiqidao：
“shima？neihewomenyanchenyoushenmeguanxi？”
“ma，wohuaideshiyanchendehaizia。”
“neinikezhenlihai，nenghesirenshenghaizi。”
yangningnadianhuadeshouyizhan，cuoedao：“ma，nishenmeyisi？”
母亲终于爆发：
“woshuoyanchensile！tasile！nichuguineitianbatahuohuoqisile！”
说完直接挂断电话。
yangningdailengdikanzheheipingdeshouji，chongpeitachanjiandezhumawanggaojunmiwangdao。
“achenshibushihaizaishengwoqi？”
王高峻赞同点头。
“yangeyetaixiaoqile，shenzhishijiewodeshentibangtabozhongeryi，tazhiyuyaoyongsilaihehunima？”
“mingzhidaonizuixihuanta，tahaizheimehenxin。”
“yaoshiwoyougelaopobuxixishengzijiyeyaobangwoliuxiahoudai，wojueduibuhuixiangyangezheiyangjinjinjijiaode。”
yangningfangxiaxin，lianshangyoulexiaorong。
“dui，achenmeiyousi，takendingshihaizaichicucaiduozhewo。”
她说着傲娇起来。
“wodouhetashuolewomeiyouchugui，tahaiyaonao。”
“jingranhailianhepopotamenlaipianwo，woxinxinkukucaihuaishangtadehaizi，zheicitayaoshibuhaohaohongwo，woshijuebuhuiqingyiyuanliangtade！”
wobeitachundetoupifama。
gangtaishouxiangshantayibazhang，kannengbunengbatashanqingxing，dankanzhezijitoumingdeshouzhang，youzhinengwunaifangxia。
suanle，worendousile，heshazijijiaoshenmeni？