“nihao，shilinranxianshengshiba？”
tingzhedianhuaneitouchuanlaideshengyin，linranwenyanyihuodao：“shiwo，nishi？”
“linranxiansheng，womenshibaochengdiantaide，yinweixianzaizhiboxingyedexingqi，diantaizheiyikuaiyijingdaolebinweidedibu，wozhidaolinranxianshengnizuijinyudaoleyixiemafan，ruguolinranniyuanyi，womenyuanyibangnifuneiyibaiwandeweiyuejin，xiwangninengwanjiuwomendiantaizheigexingye！”
linranwenyanyileng：“shenme？”
suihoulianshangdechayizhuanerbianchenglejingxi。
meiyouxiangdao，diantaijuranhuizaizheigeshihouzhaodaota。
tazhiqiankehaizaisikaozhe，ruhequfazhan，meiyouxiangdaoxianzaikeshuilejuranyourensongzhentou。
linranyijingwanglezijishizenmeguadiaodedianhua。
zhiyuzheigediantaijiujingdaolezenyangdedibu，yebuzailinrandeguanxinfanwei。
guangshiyigejiyizengqiang，linranjiuyouzugoudexinxin，nenggouwanjiuzhenggediantaixingye。
zaitayanzhongkanlai，zheiyangdediantaizhubo，hezaidouyuzhubolimian，genbenmeiyoushenmetaidadechabie，buguoshiyigelulian，yigebululianbale。
xiangdaozheili，linrandelianshangdangjiluchuleyimosiyidexiaorong：“nihaoshijie，wolaile！”
shuowanzheijuhuaguohou，linranzhenggerendexinqingdoufangfozaicikefangsonglebushao。
wangchuangshangyitang，jiukaishiguihuaqiweilaizaidiantaidefazhan……
eryucitongshi，zhibojiandedanmushang。
“主播人呢？”
“wohaixiangtingzhaoyundehouxugushia！”
“zhubogaibuhuiyihoubuzhiboleba？”
“nimensheiyouzhuboqitadezhiboqudao？”
“我要听故事。”
“made，douyudegaocengshichidabianzhangdadema？linranzaidouyuyoujibaiwandefensi，meinianhuijitamendailaiduoshaodelirun，tamenzheijiushizaizijuefenmu！”
“shumucunguang，zheixierenzhinengkanjianyanqiandeliyi，douyudaotaishichizaodeshiqing！”
“hehe……renjiashijuedezaidouyuyoubaiwanfensidedazhuboduodeshi，zouleyigelinranyouruhe？”
“……”
zaimouchuzuwunei，yigezhangdeyouxiepangdeqingnian，cishizhengzuozaidiannaoqiankanzhedanmushanghengfeidedanmu。
tashiyigeyijingfenlelinranyinianduodefensile，suiranjingchangkandaozhuguanhuiguolaidaoluan，keshiconglaidoumeiyoujintianzheiyangdeqifen。
xiangdaozheili，xiaopangzhijiedakaileweibo，jianpan“pilipala”deqiaodazhe：
“zaidouyuliangniandedazhubo，zuihoujuranshirucidaiyu！”
“linranshenweizaidouyuzhibojiandeyuanlaozhubo，yijianggushinianyazhongduoyouxiyijimeinvzhubo，duiyudouyulaishuokeweishigongbukemei，keshimeiyouxiangdao，douyudezhuguan，juranyinweihetongshangdeloudong，zhijieshajiquluan，liangnianbufalinranzhubodegongzi，gengshiyinweituichudouyuxuyaoyibijuedeweiyuejin，linranbudebuzaidouyuzhiboli，jixudezhiboxiaqu。”
“keshimeiyouxiangdao，zheigezhuguan，juranzaizheizhongqingkuangxia，houyan**dezailinranzhubozhengzaizhibodeshihou，dadianhuaguolai，ranglinranzhubohedouyuzaicixuyuewunian，woxiangqingwen，nishijiangwomensuoyourenquandoudangchengshazishualema？”
xiewanlezheixieneirongzhihou，xiaopangzhongzhongdeanxialehuichejian。
dengdaozheiyiqiezuowanlezhihou，xiaopangxinzhongmanshidanyou：
“yebuzhidaoyihounengbunengtingdaolinranzhubodegushile，buxing，jinjinshizheidianhaibugou！”
xiangdaolezheili，xiaopangdangjidakaileqiequn，suihoudiankailelinranzaibaochengdefensiqun，suihoujiangweiboshangdeneirong，zhuanfalechuqu。
meiyoubandiantingliu，xiaopangzaicidiankailelinranzaixibeidefensiqun，zaicijiangxiaoxijizhuanfachuqu。
林然福州粉丝群……
林然魔都后援会……
chabuduoguoleliangfenzhongzuoyou。
“滴滴滴。”
企鹅群全都炸了！
“zheitemeshirenganchulaideshiqingma？”
“linranzheiyangdezhubojurandouluorulerucidetiandi。”
“zheigezhuguandeliangxinquandoubeigouchilema？”
“linranzheiliangnianzaidouyuzhibolimian，napashimeiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoba？”
“zheigezhuguandenaozishibeilvtilema？”
“nandaojiushizheiyangduidaitamendouyudegongchende？”
“douyudezhuguan，nandaoshixiangqianxiangfenglema？”
“pei，shenmelajidouyu，shenmelajizhuguan，doutemejiwosiyibianquba！”
“lajidouyu，madewoxiezaile！”
“……”
xiaopangkanzhegedafensiqunlifensimenfachulaidexiaoxi，xinzhongmeilaiyoudeyizhensuanchu。
tameiyouxiangdao，jingranzaizheigeqingkuangxia，haiyouzheimeduorenzaizheilizhichilinran。
kandaolezheiyimudexiaopang，dangjihuiguoshenlai，meiyousihaodangedenaqishubiaodakaileweibo，taxiangyaoranggengduoderenzhidaolinrandeshiqing，taxiangyaoranggengduoderenlaizhichilinran。
keshizaidiankaiweibodexiayimiaoxiaopangqueshilengzailedangchang。
taheranfaxian，zhiqianfasongdeweibo，zhijiebeishanchule。
kandaozheiyimudexiaopang，tongkongmengranyisuo，suihouyigunuhuocongxinzhongmengranshengqi：
“juranshanwoweibo，**！”