“ye，ninquedingyaoliangxiaojiezhaoguninme？ta……”
“shanglin，taxianzaibushishenmeliangjiaxiaojie！tarujinzhishiwofuzhongdenupu！”shangxiadaduanshanglindehua，“genghekuang，buzheiyang，woyouzenmejiangtamuqinjiazuderenbichulai！”
“liangxinmuqinjiazuderen？ye，ninzheihuashiheyi？liangxinmujiabujiushiyigexiaoxiaodeshangjiazhijiame？nalaideshenmejiazua？”shanglinmanlianyiwendekanzhezijiaye，“genghekuang，tamujiayuwomenyoushenmeguanxi？jiangtamenbichulaiganma？”
“xingle，zheixienijiubiewenle，woziyoudasuan！”shangxiameihuidashanglindeyiwen，ershiduitashuodao，“zhiyuliangxin，dangrandetalaizhaoguwo！yaoburan。zenmecainengrangjingangongzhuchajuedaoliangxinduitadeweixieni！”
“haoba！”shanglinshizaishigaobudongtajiayedejihua，zhidetixingdao“neininmingeryuelejingangongzhusishizaijiuquqiaojianmian。”
“en，wozhidao。”shangxiaxianglexiang，duizheshanglinshuodao“niqugaosuliangxin，mingertayuwoyitongqianqu。”
“是，爷。”
翌日
“shang……ye，ninjinerchuannajianyishan？”liangxinshounazheliangjianyishan，huitoukanxiangyizaichuangbiandeshangxia，“shichuanzheijianlansezhuwendehaishizheijianbaiseyunwende？”
shangxiakanzhezhaoyifudeliangxin，meitoujincu，“nixianzaigaishidashuirangwoxishu，erbushijiujiewogaichuannajianyifu！”shangxiarouleroutaiyangxue，“zende？nizheishibuxiangwoqujianjinganme？nibiegaosuwoshuo，yiqiannijiabinvsihouniqijushi，shixianjinichuandeyi，houxishude！”
liangxinkanzhesixiaofeixiaodeshangxia，lenglengdao”ye，ninxiangduole！wo……”
“shenfenzishibuqing，zhangzui！”shangxialenglengjinggaodao。
“你……”
“二十”
“……”liangxinzichao，shia，zijirujinzhishizheishangfudexiaoxiaobinv，youyoushenmediqizhihuni、wo？
这嘴，该掌！
“hao，ninshiye，ninshuozhangzuijiuzhangzui！”liangxinzhizhidekanzheshangxia。
“niyaojizhu！nirujinshiyahuan，dezichengnubi！”shangxiaqishenxiachuangzoudaoliangxinmianqian，huanhuanshuodao“erwo，nizhinengchengye，huonin！ruoshijiaochengni，neikejiushibujingzhizui！”
shangxiafulefuyizhe，qingshuodao：“zheicizhishizaiyemianqian，jiushixiaba。ruoshihaiyouxiaci，liangxin，nidongde！”
“shi！ye，nubizhixiaole！”liangxinkanzheyanqiandeshangxia，henhendebishangleyanjing！
“啪”一下
“啪”两下
……
“啪”十下
“好了，起来吧！”
“啪”十一下
shangxiakanzhedamanshixiahaiweitingshoudeliangxin，buzaishuohua。
“啪”十二下
“……”
“啪”二十下
“ye，zheiqianshixia，shinubimuwuzunbeigaidede！”liangxinzhengkaiyan，hongzhongdelianjiarangtakanqilaiyouweishenren，danyandidejueqiangquesihaobujian，“zheihoushixia，shinubizishibuqing，buzhilishu，jizijide！”
“nubixiansihouyexishu，yeshaodeng。”liangxinshuowanbianqianleqianshen，tuichulemenwai。
menkoudeshanglinkandaoliangxindelian，biaoqingzhenglezheng，danbingweishuoxieshenme，zhuanshenbianjinlewuzi。
“ye……”shanglinjinlai，benshixiangwenwenjiujingfashengleheshi，kekandaozijiayeyishenxieyizhanzaifangli，bianshenmedouwenbuchukoule。
“shanglin！”shangxiatingdaoshanglindeshengyin，zhuanguotoulaikanxiangta，“niqujiliangxinsongdianxiaozhonghuayudeyao，kanzheaiyan。”
“ye，neijinerliangxinhaiyongpeininqujianjingangongzhume？”
“qu！”shangxialenglengdetuchuyigezi。
tabuqu，zheixibujiumeirenyanle。