第5章

“qitameile,woguo。”

suranliaowanzhihou,yemeiyoutaiduoyouyu,xuanzeleguomai。

tachulekaitoudejinzhangwai,qitadezhuangtaidouhenbagao,baodianzhiyouyige。

neijiushimeiyoupan7haodipaishijixielangdekeneng。

不过,无伤大雅。

tachulezhidaojydipaishitonglingshiwai,yigaibuzhi。

jixielangdekenengxing,zaishuoba。

【11haowanjia,qingfayan】

水瓶座轻扶眼镜。

“bushigemen,shanglaizheimehen,jijyfalieren?”

“woxiangxianga,woxiangxiang。”

“chuleyikaishishaoweitingdunleyixia,wojihushangzhaobudaorenheshilangdediana。”

“jiwaigefalieren,wojiuzhijiegen7haozhanbianle,wogenwaigezhanbian。”

“zheilangduidashenme,zheizenmetiaodeguoa,chufei9haopaidipaibushitonglingshi,ershiyizhanglangqiangpaidaitiao,9haoshilangqiang,neiyenengfadui7haodeshenfena。”

“neizheiyangyilai,chufeipan9haowanjiazijibenshenshilieren,zaiyatiao,chuandixinxiweidalangxuelelieren。”

“wokankanyoumeiyoulangrenganhe9duitiaoba,zheilidujianzhitaidale,lieren,zezeze。”

shuipingzuodexiangfafeichangjiandan。

meiyoulierenduitiao,neime9danbiantonglingshi,7haodanbianlie。

youlierenduitiao,neiqiangzhan,hetayemeiguanxi。

tagengjiahaoqi,sheihaiganduitiao!

“meile,wodipaishihaoren,wobushilieren,tingtinghouzhiweifayanba。”

“zhiyukaipaifangmian,wanggeworenweizheibahaixing,wanggehaixing,butaixiangnalang。”

“quanjieyibanba,qitaren……”

“都没看出来。”

“没了,我过了。”

“我跟7号站边。”

【12haowanjia,qingfayan】

wangbaozuijiaoyigou,danxiaokaikou。

“wodipaitonglingshia,womole9haowanjia,9haowanjiadipaishilieren。”

“wobuzhidaotadipaishiyigelieren,wangwaizhiweifalierenzuoshenme。”

“danshiwozixidexianglexiangtadefayan,worenwei9haowanjiahennanzuochenghaorenlieren,zaineigeweizhiqilaiyatiao,fawaizhiweilierenshenfen。”

“neime,ruguo9haowanjiabutuishui,neimewopan9haowanjiadipaiweijixielieren。”

“9haowanjiachengliweijixielierendeqingkuangxia,neime9haowanjiajiushiwaizhiweixueleyizhangzhenlieren。”

“wodejianyishiwaizhiweizhenlierentiaoyixia,wojintianjiuyidingwailou,woquzhaoxiaolang,zheige9haopaijiuyidingchidu。”

“worenwei9haopaixiangshiyizhangxuexidaojixieqiangdejixielang,zaijingshangzhijiewaizhiweipiaolierenshenfen。”

“worenwei7haodedipaiyidingbuweilieren。”

“woyaoquting,7haopaidaodifanbufan9haowanjiadeshui。”

“ruguo7haofanshuizhanbianwo,neimedaishizheibadeshenfenkeyihaoren。”

“dajiaqishidoukandechulai,wodeguaxiangbijiaoyiban,shenzhishuobijiaocha,jiushiyinweiwodedipaiweiyizhangtonglingshi。”

“benlai,wojiuxiangzhe,xiwangmodaoyizhanglangrenpai,wohetajiushiaikeshenpkde,danwomeixiangdao,woaikeshenchulaiyigedapao。”

wangbaomanlianchoukudedanxiao。

“zongzhini,9haowanjiaruguomeiyoutuishui,jiushijixiedapao,womeiyoushenmehaoshuode,bijingmingbaizaizheili,woyebuhuishuoshenme,9haopaishizhenlierenzaizheigeweizhiyatiaoshenmede,woburenwei9haowanjiadefayannengyazhulangrendetiao。”

“suoyi,9haowanjiachulaidemudejiushiyawotonglingshidetiao。”

“neime,tadedipaijiuweijixie。”

“dagailv,baifenzhijiushijiudianjiu。”

“jinghuiliu?jinghuiliubuliule,mo9dapao,9haopaiyaoshibawoguile,womeihuashuoa,wojiuzhijiekantoupiao,tinggeweijingxiazhanbian。”

“wozhiyouyigeyaoqiu。”

“9haobufangshou,xiwangnvwukeyikaolvwodetonglingshimian,zaijinyaoguantou,qududiao9hao。”

“zhengmingwoshitonglingshidedifangzhiyouyidian。”

wangbaomanlianrenzhenyitanshou。

“woshilang,wojiuzibao。”

“9haocaipanxiacidiyiba,shouyan7hao,7haozaiwoyanlishibaipai,shilieren,wozhijieyidaosha7,yidaosha9,nishouweidunleguolaima?”

“你盾的住7么?”

“我杀杀杀!”

“meile,liushenmejinghuiliu,buliule!”

……

wangbaodefayan,tailaile!

suranyaoshikanbudao7haodedipaiweineimeyizhangtonglingshi,neimekongpajiuhuizhijieyinwei12haodefayan,zhijiexuanzetuishui!

钢铁!太钢铁了!

chulemota9dexinlulichengbutaixiangxiwai,jihumeiyouloudong。

buliujinghuiliugengshijuesha!

悍!太悍了!

buguo,tabuhuishijixielangba?

zheimedudingwojiuyidingshilieren?

sumudecaiceyebuwudaoli。

他的发言的确很像。

……

tongshi,waijieshoukanhushangdashisaidedanmulaoshimen,fenfenfasongzhezijidedanmu。

【**!wangbaotieyua!zheibushiyuyanjiashishenmea!】

【gangtietonglingshi!9haolierenbei12haomochulaile!zhijiefangshoutiegen12zoule!】

【dui!meixiangdaozheibazhanbianjuranzheimejiandan!9haolierenyatiaozhijiebei12haofalieren,zhaodaozuzhi!jiushibuzhidao12haokandao9haotuishuizhihoushishenmefanying!】

【12haokandao9tuishui,yeshimanlianwunaiba!zheilierenyatiaotonglingshi!zheizenmeliaoa!xiaosi!】

【qidai12haokandao9tuishuidefanying!】

【haha!lierenhetonglingshidaqilai!zhenyouyisi!】

【bushiwoshuo,zhei9haodiyiciwan,nazhanglierenpaixiacaozuoshenme!zheixiahaole!zhentonglingshijinghuiliudoubuliule!nikanba!】

【jiushi!zheisuannamenziyatiao!xiagao!】

【9haoyejiuzheiyangle,huiqudangdangcaipansuanle,wanshenmelangrensha,niwandehuima,nijiucaozuo!】

【weiwobaogedacool!】

lianggujiduandefensi,kaishiduizhesuranchaofengyugongji!

这就是弹幕老师!

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