yulansedekaitichuxianzaiyanqian,zuoweitixingjingyudeshouduan。
jingyushenshendehuchuyikouqi。
居然。
是真的。
【jixielangquerenqingbiyan!】
yanqiandeyiqiexianruheiye。
黑夜!覆面!
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【天亮了!】
【shangjingwanjia,qingjushoushangjing!】
jingyushaoweisisuo,zhijiejuqileshou。
【shangjingwanjiawei2、4、8、9、10、11、】
【jingxiawanjiawei1、3、5、6、7、12!】
【挡板取消!】
随着话语的落下。
shenpangdechunbaidangban,shunjianbiandetouming。
erjingyuyanqiandehuamian,yesuizhibiandetongtou。
duannaoxunitoukuishiyenei,heyuanbendezuoweihaodeshiye,wanquanbuyiyang。
zhiqiantadezuoweihaoruguoshi1,neimexianzaijiushichuyu9haozuoweihaodeshiye。
dantameiyouganjuedaoshentiyidongdezhendong。
黑科技!
zhouweideyiqieyedoubianle。
人还是那么几个人。
danshimoyangdoufashenglegaibian。
jingyudiyishijiankaishiminqileguaxiang。
他发现。
1haodebiaoqingxiandefeichangguguai。
12deguaxiangxiandebijiaojinzhang。
er10haoqishidebiaoqing,zeshiqingsongwubi,youranzide。
【xianzaishijian3:45,suijiyou8haokaishi,shunxufayan,9haowanjia,qingzuohaozhunbei!】
【8haowanjia,qingfayan!】
8hao:“8haotonglingshipai,zuotianwanshangchayandeduixiangwei9hao。”
8hao:“9haomochulaiweiyizhangshemengrenpai,wojiuzhijiebaole,yinweiwodanxin9haobuzhanbianwo。”
8hao:“mo9dexinlulichengjiushisuibianmode,ganghaotazaiwodexiazhiweizhi,woxiwang9haowanjianenggoubangwolalapiao,suirannibingbushiguipiaowei。”
8hao:“ranhouwoxiwangqishiluodizhihou,tingwanwogenggai**liuhouzaiquzha。”
8hao:“**liudehua,zanshiwoxiangsanyajingxia,fenbiewei1hao、4hao、10hao。”
8hao:“yinweizheibajingxiapaitaiduole,woxiangyaokanwanpiaoxingzhihou,zaiqujuedingwodezuizhong**liu,muqiandehua,wojiu1、4、10de**liu。”
8hao:“zhiyuqitapai,wobuyiyiduihua,nimendipaishihaorende,qingshangjiwo,shilangde,woyebuzuoduoyaoqiu,yinweijingxiakendingkailang,shenzhishiduolanggejuyeshuobuding。”
8hao:“wobuhuidiyishijianpan9haowanjiadedipaiweiyizhangmofanglewaizhiweipaidejixiedagepai,yinweiwojuedediyitianjiumofangleshemengrendejixielang,shigenbenbuyongshangjingde,yinweitakeyizaijingxiazangshenfen,ershangjingwanjiakendingshidaizhezhudongxingde,biruqishi、nvwudengdaizherenwushangjing。”
8hao:“suoyi,wopan9haopaidipaiweizhenshemengren。”
8hao:“zaitingtinghouzhiweidefayanba,woguole。”
biaobiaozhunzhundelangrenhantiao。
zuowei8haodelangduiyoujixieqishi。
鲸鱼表示有点心累。
jiuzheigefayan,gujiyaobuleduojiu,jiuhuibeiqishizhijiezhazou。
yuqifangmiangengshihuaizheyizhongleisibaoyuandeyuqi,henxiangshizaiyejianmeiyouhelangduiyoushanglianghao,beipoqitiao,erganghaohaizaidiyigefayan,zhunbeishijiandoumeiyou,shuyushibaffdiemanle!
gemen,yaozenmequzhengjiunini?
有了!
【9haowanjia,qingfayan】
9hao:“woting8haobutaixianga,zhuangtaiyidiandoubuxiangzhentonglingshi,niyaoshizhenmolewodipaiweishemengren,nibuyinggaiqilaizangzangwodeshenfena?shemengrenxiangdangyubenjuyouxideshouweishenfen,erqiesheiyebuzhidaodiyitianjixielangdaodinengxuexidaoshenmejineng,nijiubudanxinwaizhiweiyouyizhangjixienvwu,wanshangzhijiebawodule?xintaihegejushang,8haowanjiadoudeshilangrenhantiao。”
9hao:“suoyi,8haofayangeshiyijinghennanshiyizhangzhentonglingshi,wodipaibushishemengren,8hao,nifabaole,nizibaoba。”
meicuo,jingyuxuanzezhijiezhaduiyou。
ruguochengguozheiboxintai,tadaihuihuiweichongfengfayansuozuohaozhunbei。
danruguochengbuzhu,zibaole,neimeyehao,nixianzouyibu。
bijing,sidaoyoubusipindao,wunengzhe,wufadidagaoshanhanhai。
dengdaipianke,8haomeiyoufangshou,yemeiyouzibao。
鲸鱼嘴角一勾。
9hao:“ng?zheidoubuzibao?”
9hao:“neiwotingtinghouzhiweideduitiaoba,muqianlaishuo,woshibijiaopianxiangyuzhanbianhouzhiweide。”
9hao:“danshi,wohuaiyi8haodedipaiweiyizhangjixieshemengren,zuotianwanshangxuelewo,jintianzhijieqilaibaochuwodeshemengrenshenfen。”
9hao:“yinweiwodipaidequeshishemengren,wodiyitiandeshekouwei10hao,woxianhenvwuduiyixiaxinxi,womangshede10。”
9hao:“ruguozuihouzhendeshi8haohehouzhiweideyizhangpaijinxingduitiao,woxiwangqishipaikeyizaiwaizhishizhaoyisixiaolangzha,yinweiwoting8haodefayan,henxiangshiyizhangjixieshemengren,ta8haozhinengbeikangtuizaibaitian,chufeinimenyingshuo8haodipaishixiaolang,jiubozhongwo9haoshemengrendeshenfen。”
9hao:“danshiworenweizheizhongkenengbijiaoxiao,yinwei8haopaimeiyouzibao。”
9hao:“suoyi,woquwaizhiweitingtingyoumeiyoujixielangdeweizhi,ruguomeiyou,neime8haopaijiubushiyizhangyuanshihantiaoweidejixieshemengren。”
9hao:“qishiruguorenweiwo9haopaishixiaolang,zaizuo8haodalangdeshenfen,neime,woyaoqiuzaibaitianjieduan,xiadiao8haolangren。”
9hao:“yinweiwodequemeiyourenxia8haopaishitonglingshi。”
jingyudefayandaocijieshu。
很简单。
jiang8haodachengyizhangjixieshemeng,yilai,ruguo10haoqishirenbuxia8hao,neimebushuobaifenbai,danyehuicankaotazuoweidiyizhangqitiaoshemengrende‘langren’defayan,quguipiao8hao。
ruguowaizhiweizhenshemengrenbuchulai,neimeta9haojianghuibeipanchengdanbianshemengren,er8haoyejiangchengweidanbianjixieshemengren。
总之,不挨扎。
zhenzhata,10haoyedesi,wusuowei。
但8号小狼不能死。
【10haowanjia,qingfayan】
10hao:“10haofayan,8haochasha,**liukai4、kai12!”
好家伙。
鲸鱼眼皮一挑。
qishiqilaizhijieyatiaole?
buguoninengyazhudezhinengshizhentonglingshidetiao,8haolangrenyijingqitiaole,niyabule。
jiugangganghe8hao,rang8haozibao,8haodoubuzibao,zheixiajieniyigechashanengfangshoujiuyouguile。
yezhengrujingyusuoxiang,8haowenwendangdang,sihaobuweisuodong。
10haodefayanhaizaijixu。
10hao:“diyitianmo8jiushisuibianmode,gezhiweisuibianmode。”
10hao:“danbijiaokexideshi8haowanjiayijingqitiaole,meiyoushenmehaoshuode,chayanchuyizhangyijingqitiaodehantiaolang。”
10hao:“suoyi,9haowanjianishuode8haojixieshemengrenjinifaduishemengrenshenfenwoganjueshibuduide。”
10hao:“danwodequeganjue8he9liangzhangpaibutaixiangshijianmiandehonglang,yinwei9haopaizhijieduihua8,rang8haozibao,wojuederuguo8he9liangzhangpaishiliangzhanghonglang,hennanlangrenduizijidelangduiyoushuorangtazibaodezheizhongfayan。”
jingyuweiweidiantou,queshi,yaodejiushizheigexiaoguo。
zhiyaopan8he9bujianmian,neimejiuyidingyouyizhangshizhende。
zheiyangyilai,jingxiadehaorenpaijiuhuirenbuxia。
8hao,jiuyoulingdianlingyidejihuinadao**。
danxiayike,10haodefayanzhenjingdaoleta。
10hao:“suoyi,wopan8haoshijixieshuangdaolang,qilaiji9haoxiaolangchuandixinxi,gaosutadedipaiweiyizhangshuangdao,9haowanjiaweiyuanshihantiaolang,zaijieshoudao8haowanjiadexinxihou,zhijieqishenrang8haowanjiazibao,yici,laizuogaozijideshenfen。”
10hao:“wojuede9haowanjiaduihua8haodeneiduanfayanhaishibugouchengken,ruguo9haopaidipaiweizhenshemengren,buhuizaidiyishijianhuaiyi8haopaidipaiweijixieshemengren,ershizhijieburen,huozhezhijierenxia,8haodefayan,jiuyidingnabuqijixieshemengren。”
10hao:“er9haopaidefayan,woyebujuedeshiyizhangxiangyaozangshenfendeshemengrenpai。”
10hao:“ergengxiangshidalang,jiedaoxiaolangdingyideyizhangjixielangdefayan!”
10hao:“wojintianhuixia8,nvwuwanshangduyishou9,9haodaopaishuomingtashizhenshemeng,9haobudaopai,zeshuoming9shijixielang。”
好家伙?
开眼聊天?
鲸鱼感到一阵好奇。
weishenmeqishizheidounengminchulaitadipaiweijixie?
buxing,detingtingtadexinsheng。
weilexiacideliaotianfangshidedaotigao,zheixieloudongbixutichu。
jingyuningshenkanxiang10hao。
【zhei9haoliaotianzenmehewoshangyibanajixielangqiangzheimexiangni?xiaolangduiyoufashouwei?liaotianfangshimeiyoujinzhang,zhiyouxingfena!】
【suanle,xianzhayishou,shizhendeyehao,fanzhengbaitianwojiuchujian,tayebudaowo,ruguotashijixielang,neizaishuoba】
【bushi,8haodefayandequehenxiangdalanga,bijiaoweimi,bupachichuo,zhei8buhuizhenshijixieshemengrenba,neiyaoshidanbianyu,wojintianzhasheia?】
鲸鱼抿嘴无言。
原来是听感和装的。
fayanbijiaozixin,danxiangfafeichangbuzixin。
yijingdanxinbaitianzhasheile。
shuoming,xiaoguoyijingdadao。
【11haowanjia,qingfayan】
11hao:“11haowanjiafayan,wozhanbian8!”
11hao:“zhei10wanjiadefayanjiunabuqiyizhangtonglingshi,shenmejiaozuo8he9bujianmian,danshi8haowanjiashishuangdao,9haowanjiashiyuanshihantiaodexiaolang?nifenglehaishiwofengle?”
11hao:“8haoshijixieshuangdaolang,takangchuhaishikangliea?doubukangba?beiqishizhashibushizhijiesia?8haoshishuangdaolangzenmetiaoa?ni37°dezuiba,shizenmeliaochulaizheimebaozhadehuade?”
11hao:“shouxian,womeijuede8yidingshi,danshi8he10deduibi,meiyoushenmehaoshuode,10haozhijiejiushiyibogaimao,yidianshiyebulou,**liuyezhikailiangzhangjingxia,qitajingxiapaiyizhangbuduihua,zheimedudingyidingchidaopiao?”
11hao:“suoyi,wocong10haopaideshiyelimiankandao,8haotonglingshi,nide**liulimianyidingyoulang,erqieworenweikenengbuzhiyizhang。”
11hao:“10haowanjiashuyusiwanghantiao,ruguohouzhiweimeiyoubang10haobutiaode,neimeworenwei10haowanjiadoubupeichiqishidejian,zhipeichikangtui!”
好勇啊!
这是谁的部将!
鲸鱼一脸震惊。
zheidaizheqishijiushiyidungan,zheishilangduiyouneimemeihuajiang。
zheiyaoshihaorendehua,zhinengshiyizhangguofenxiaozhangdebaomin。
zheizhongfayanshang,nabuleshenmeshenfen。
摄梦人也拿不起。
taxuanjizaiduannaoshang,ji11haobiaoshangpingmintubiao。
yixiejinrudaotaduannaojinxingguankandeguanzhong,zaikandaojingyubiaozhu11haoweipingminshenfenhou,fenfenfachuzhiyi。
【zheizhongfayanhainengshipingmin?11buzhinengshiqishihuozhelangrenma?pingmindoubuganzheimeliaoba?】
(zaiduannaonei,xianshidesuoyoushenfen,chulebeibiaozhudeyiwai,junweibukejian,huozhetietu,leisilangrenshazhubozhedangshenfendaoju!)
【deque,11haodefayanbijiaogang,danshibuxiangnvwu,zhiyoukenengshiqishihuozhelangren!】
鲸鱼没有过多解释。
【2haowanjia,qingfayan】
2hao:“2haowanjiafayan,wozhanbian10,worenwei10haotingxiangde,youqishitamochu8haodipaiweilangrenzhihou,jiang8haohe9haopanweidaxiaolangdeneiyiduan,worenweishiyoutonglingshidesikaoliangde,yinweiyibanlaishuo,zai10haopaideweizhishang,tingwan9defayanzhihou,hennanqujiang8he9panweijianmiandeshuanglang。”
2hao:“suoyi,anzhao8、9bujianmiandeguanxichaijie,worenwei9haopaidequejubeishemengrendesikaoliang,suoyi,wodangshimeijuede9haopaihenxianglangren。”
2hao:“danshi10haopaijurannengzhijiejiang9haopaipanzuoyizhangxiaolang,da8haoshijixieshuangdaolang,worenweifeichangdelihai。”
2hao:“danshi,wogengjiajuede,8haopaidedipaiweineimeyizhangxiaolang,er9haopaiweineimeyizhangdalang,dan9haodipaishiqitawaizhiweideshenfenpai,bingbushishemengren,caihuiyouneizhongfayan,yinweizaiting10defayanzhiqian,woji8biaodejiushiyizhangpuputongtongdelangren,dan9haopaifayanhou,wocaidui8haoshifouweichunzhonglangrenchanshengzhiyi。”
2hao:“danshi,jintianxia8yidingmeiwenti。”
2hao:“10hao,xianzaizhishengxia4haopaimeiyoufaguoyan,niyaobushiyizhangtonglingshi,niyaobuxianzaijiufangshou,buran,huiduiwaizhiweidehaorenpaichanshengwupan。”
2hao:“10hao,nibufangshou,wojiugennizou,ni10haoyidingshizhentonglingshi。”
2hao:“hao,10haomeiyoufangshou,neimewozhanbian10,woguole。”
jingyutingdaozhei,meitouyijingzhouqilaile。
这聊的是些什么?
yibianshuo8haoshidalang,yibianshuota9haoshidalang,zhanbian8jiushiduitiaolang,9haopaiweiyisilangrenhuozheshemengren。
zenmehaiquduihua10haorang10haofangshouni?
这什么发言?
【4haowanjia,qingfayan】