第3章

yulansedekaitichuxianzaiyanqian,zuoweitixingjingyudeshouduan。

jingyushenshendehuchuyikouqi。

居然。

是真的。

【jixielangquerenqingbiyan!】

yanqiandeyiqiexianruheiye。

黑夜!覆面!

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【天亮了!】

【shangjingwanjia,qingjushoushangjing!】

jingyushaoweisisuo,zhijiejuqileshou。

【shangjingwanjiawei2、4、8、9、10、11、】

【jingxiawanjiawei1、3、5、6、7、12!】

【挡板取消!】

随着话语的落下。

shenpangdechunbaidangban,shunjianbiandetouming。

erjingyuyanqiandehuamian,yesuizhibiandetongtou。

duannaoxunitoukuishiyenei,heyuanbendezuoweihaodeshiye,wanquanbuyiyang。

zhiqiantadezuoweihaoruguoshi1,neimexianzaijiushichuyu9haozuoweihaodeshiye。

dantameiyouganjuedaoshentiyidongdezhendong。

黑科技!

zhouweideyiqieyedoubianle。

人还是那么几个人。

danshimoyangdoufashenglegaibian。

jingyudiyishijiankaishiminqileguaxiang。

他发现。

1haodebiaoqingxiandefeichangguguai。

12deguaxiangxiandebijiaojinzhang。

er10haoqishidebiaoqing,zeshiqingsongwubi,youranzide。

【xianzaishijian3:45,suijiyou8haokaishi,shunxufayan,9haowanjia,qingzuohaozhunbei!】

【8haowanjia,qingfayan!】

8hao:“8haotonglingshipai,zuotianwanshangchayandeduixiangwei9hao。”

8hao:“9haomochulaiweiyizhangshemengrenpai,wojiuzhijiebaole,yinweiwodanxin9haobuzhanbianwo。”

8hao:“mo9dexinlulichengjiushisuibianmode,ganghaotazaiwodexiazhiweizhi,woxiwang9haowanjianenggoubangwolalapiao,suirannibingbushiguipiaowei。”

8hao:“ranhouwoxiwangqishiluodizhihou,tingwanwogenggai**liuhouzaiquzha。”

8hao:“**liudehua,zanshiwoxiangsanyajingxia,fenbiewei1hao、4hao、10hao。”

8hao:“yinweizheibajingxiapaitaiduole,woxiangyaokanwanpiaoxingzhihou,zaiqujuedingwodezuizhong**liu,muqiandehua,wojiu1、4、10de**liu。”

8hao:“zhiyuqitapai,wobuyiyiduihua,nimendipaishihaorende,qingshangjiwo,shilangde,woyebuzuoduoyaoqiu,yinweijingxiakendingkailang,shenzhishiduolanggejuyeshuobuding。”

8hao:“wobuhuidiyishijianpan9haowanjiadedipaiweiyizhangmofanglewaizhiweipaidejixiedagepai,yinweiwojuedediyitianjiumofangleshemengrendejixielang,shigenbenbuyongshangjingde,yinweitakeyizaijingxiazangshenfen,ershangjingwanjiakendingshidaizhezhudongxingde,biruqishi、nvwudengdaizherenwushangjing。”

8hao:“suoyi,wopan9haopaidipaiweizhenshemengren。”

8hao:“zaitingtinghouzhiweidefayanba,woguole。”

biaobiaozhunzhundelangrenhantiao。

zuowei8haodelangduiyoujixieqishi。

鲸鱼表示有点心累。

jiuzheigefayan,gujiyaobuleduojiu,jiuhuibeiqishizhijiezhazou。

yuqifangmiangengshihuaizheyizhongleisibaoyuandeyuqi,henxiangshizaiyejianmeiyouhelangduiyoushanglianghao,beipoqitiao,erganghaohaizaidiyigefayan,zhunbeishijiandoumeiyou,shuyushibaffdiemanle!

gemen,yaozenmequzhengjiunini?

有了!

【9haowanjia,qingfayan】

9hao:“woting8haobutaixianga,zhuangtaiyidiandoubuxiangzhentonglingshi,niyaoshizhenmolewodipaiweishemengren,nibuyinggaiqilaizangzangwodeshenfena?shemengrenxiangdangyubenjuyouxideshouweishenfen,erqiesheiyebuzhidaodiyitianjixielangdaodinengxuexidaoshenmejineng,nijiubudanxinwaizhiweiyouyizhangjixienvwu,wanshangzhijiebawodule?xintaihegejushang,8haowanjiadoudeshilangrenhantiao。”

9hao:“suoyi,8haofayangeshiyijinghennanshiyizhangzhentonglingshi,wodipaibushishemengren,8hao,nifabaole,nizibaoba。”

meicuo,jingyuxuanzezhijiezhaduiyou。

ruguochengguozheiboxintai,tadaihuihuiweichongfengfayansuozuohaozhunbei。

danruguochengbuzhu,zibaole,neimeyehao,nixianzouyibu。

bijing,sidaoyoubusipindao,wunengzhe,wufadidagaoshanhanhai。

dengdaipianke,8haomeiyoufangshou,yemeiyouzibao。

鲸鱼嘴角一勾。

9hao:“ng?zheidoubuzibao?”

9hao:“neiwotingtinghouzhiweideduitiaoba,muqianlaishuo,woshibijiaopianxiangyuzhanbianhouzhiweide。”

9hao:“danshi,wohuaiyi8haodedipaiweiyizhangjixieshemengren,zuotianwanshangxuelewo,jintianzhijieqilaibaochuwodeshemengrenshenfen。”

9hao:“yinweiwodipaidequeshishemengren,wodiyitiandeshekouwei10hao,woxianhenvwuduiyixiaxinxi,womangshede10。”

9hao:“ruguozuihouzhendeshi8haohehouzhiweideyizhangpaijinxingduitiao,woxiwangqishipaikeyizaiwaizhishizhaoyisixiaolangzha,yinweiwoting8haodefayan,henxiangshiyizhangjixieshemengren,ta8haozhinengbeikangtuizaibaitian,chufeinimenyingshuo8haodipaishixiaolang,jiubozhongwo9haoshemengrendeshenfen。”

9hao:“danshiworenweizheizhongkenengbijiaoxiao,yinwei8haopaimeiyouzibao。”

9hao:“suoyi,woquwaizhiweitingtingyoumeiyoujixielangdeweizhi,ruguomeiyou,neime8haopaijiubushiyizhangyuanshihantiaoweidejixieshemengren。”

9hao:“qishiruguorenweiwo9haopaishixiaolang,zaizuo8haodalangdeshenfen,neime,woyaoqiuzaibaitianjieduan,xiadiao8haolangren。”

9hao:“yinweiwodequemeiyourenxia8haopaishitonglingshi。”

jingyudefayandaocijieshu。

很简单。

jiang8haodachengyizhangjixieshemeng,yilai,ruguo10haoqishirenbuxia8hao,neimebushuobaifenbai,danyehuicankaotazuoweidiyizhangqitiaoshemengrende‘langren’defayan,quguipiao8hao。

ruguowaizhiweizhenshemengrenbuchulai,neimeta9haojianghuibeipanchengdanbianshemengren,er8haoyejiangchengweidanbianjixieshemengren。

总之,不挨扎。

zhenzhata,10haoyedesi,wusuowei。

但8号小狼不能死。

【10haowanjia,qingfayan】

10hao:“10haofayan,8haochasha,**liukai4、kai12!”

好家伙。

鲸鱼眼皮一挑。

qishiqilaizhijieyatiaole?

buguoninengyazhudezhinengshizhentonglingshidetiao,8haolangrenyijingqitiaole,niyabule。

jiugangganghe8hao,rang8haozibao,8haodoubuzibao,zheixiajieniyigechashanengfangshoujiuyouguile。

yezhengrujingyusuoxiang,8haowenwendangdang,sihaobuweisuodong。

10haodefayanhaizaijixu。

10hao:“diyitianmo8jiushisuibianmode,gezhiweisuibianmode。”

10hao:“danbijiaokexideshi8haowanjiayijingqitiaole,meiyoushenmehaoshuode,chayanchuyizhangyijingqitiaodehantiaolang。”

10hao:“suoyi,9haowanjianishuode8haojixieshemengrenjinifaduishemengrenshenfenwoganjueshibuduide。”

10hao:“danwodequeganjue8he9liangzhangpaibutaixiangshijianmiandehonglang,yinwei9haopaizhijieduihua8,rang8haozibao,wojuederuguo8he9liangzhangpaishiliangzhanghonglang,hennanlangrenduizijidelangduiyoushuorangtazibaodezheizhongfayan。”

jingyuweiweidiantou,queshi,yaodejiushizheigexiaoguo。

zhiyaopan8he9bujianmian,neimejiuyidingyouyizhangshizhende。

zheiyangyilai,jingxiadehaorenpaijiuhuirenbuxia。

8hao,jiuyoulingdianlingyidejihuinadao**。

danxiayike,10haodefayanzhenjingdaoleta。

10hao:“suoyi,wopan8haoshijixieshuangdaolang,qilaiji9haoxiaolangchuandixinxi,gaosutadedipaiweiyizhangshuangdao,9haowanjiaweiyuanshihantiaolang,zaijieshoudao8haowanjiadexinxihou,zhijieqishenrang8haowanjiazibao,yici,laizuogaozijideshenfen。”

10hao:“wojuede9haowanjiaduihua8haodeneiduanfayanhaishibugouchengken,ruguo9haopaidipaiweizhenshemengren,buhuizaidiyishijianhuaiyi8haopaidipaiweijixieshemengren,ershizhijieburen,huozhezhijierenxia,8haodefayan,jiuyidingnabuqijixieshemengren。”

10hao:“er9haopaidefayan,woyebujuedeshiyizhangxiangyaozangshenfendeshemengrenpai。”

10hao:“ergengxiangshidalang,jiedaoxiaolangdingyideyizhangjixielangdefayan!”

10hao:“wojintianhuixia8,nvwuwanshangduyishou9,9haodaopaishuomingtashizhenshemeng,9haobudaopai,zeshuoming9shijixielang。”

好家伙?

开眼聊天?

鲸鱼感到一阵好奇。

weishenmeqishizheidounengminchulaitadipaiweijixie?

buxing,detingtingtadexinsheng。

weilexiacideliaotianfangshidedaotigao,zheixieloudongbixutichu。

jingyuningshenkanxiang10hao。

【zhei9haoliaotianzenmehewoshangyibanajixielangqiangzheimexiangni?xiaolangduiyoufashouwei?liaotianfangshimeiyoujinzhang,zhiyouxingfena!】

【suanle,xianzhayishou,shizhendeyehao,fanzhengbaitianwojiuchujian,tayebudaowo,ruguotashijixielang,neizaishuoba】

【bushi,8haodefayandequehenxiangdalanga,bijiaoweimi,bupachichuo,zhei8buhuizhenshijixieshemengrenba,neiyaoshidanbianyu,wojintianzhasheia?】

鲸鱼抿嘴无言。

原来是听感和装的。

fayanbijiaozixin,danxiangfafeichangbuzixin。

yijingdanxinbaitianzhasheile。

shuoming,xiaoguoyijingdadao。

【11haowanjia,qingfayan】

11hao:“11haowanjiafayan,wozhanbian8!”

11hao:“zhei10wanjiadefayanjiunabuqiyizhangtonglingshi,shenmejiaozuo8he9bujianmian,danshi8haowanjiashishuangdao,9haowanjiashiyuanshihantiaodexiaolang?nifenglehaishiwofengle?”

11hao:“8haoshijixieshuangdaolang,takangchuhaishikangliea?doubukangba?beiqishizhashibushizhijiesia?8haoshishuangdaolangzenmetiaoa?ni37°dezuiba,shizenmeliaochulaizheimebaozhadehuade?”

11hao:“shouxian,womeijuede8yidingshi,danshi8he10deduibi,meiyoushenmehaoshuode,10haozhijiejiushiyibogaimao,yidianshiyebulou,**liuyezhikailiangzhangjingxia,qitajingxiapaiyizhangbuduihua,zheimedudingyidingchidaopiao?”

11hao:“suoyi,wocong10haopaideshiyelimiankandao,8haotonglingshi,nide**liulimianyidingyoulang,erqieworenweikenengbuzhiyizhang。”

11hao:“10haowanjiashuyusiwanghantiao,ruguohouzhiweimeiyoubang10haobutiaode,neimeworenwei10haowanjiadoubupeichiqishidejian,zhipeichikangtui!”

好勇啊!

这是谁的部将!

鲸鱼一脸震惊。

zheidaizheqishijiushiyidungan,zheishilangduiyouneimemeihuajiang。

zheiyaoshihaorendehua,zhinengshiyizhangguofenxiaozhangdebaomin。

zheizhongfayanshang,nabuleshenmeshenfen。

摄梦人也拿不起。

taxuanjizaiduannaoshang,ji11haobiaoshangpingmintubiao。

yixiejinrudaotaduannaojinxingguankandeguanzhong,zaikandaojingyubiaozhu11haoweipingminshenfenhou,fenfenfachuzhiyi。

【zheizhongfayanhainengshipingmin?11buzhinengshiqishihuozhelangrenma?pingmindoubuganzheimeliaoba?】

(zaiduannaonei,xianshidesuoyoushenfen,chulebeibiaozhudeyiwai,junweibukejian,huozhetietu,leisilangrenshazhubozhedangshenfendaoju!)

【deque,11haodefayanbijiaogang,danshibuxiangnvwu,zhiyoukenengshiqishihuozhelangren!】

鲸鱼没有过多解释。

【2haowanjia,qingfayan】

2hao:“2haowanjiafayan,wozhanbian10,worenwei10haotingxiangde,youqishitamochu8haodipaiweilangrenzhihou,jiang8haohe9haopanweidaxiaolangdeneiyiduan,worenweishiyoutonglingshidesikaoliangde,yinweiyibanlaishuo,zai10haopaideweizhishang,tingwan9defayanzhihou,hennanqujiang8he9panweijianmiandeshuanglang。”

2hao:“suoyi,anzhao8、9bujianmiandeguanxichaijie,worenwei9haopaidequejubeishemengrendesikaoliang,suoyi,wodangshimeijuede9haopaihenxianglangren。”

2hao:“danshi10haopaijurannengzhijiejiang9haopaipanzuoyizhangxiaolang,da8haoshijixieshuangdaolang,worenweifeichangdelihai。”

2hao:“danshi,wogengjiajuede,8haopaidedipaiweineimeyizhangxiaolang,er9haopaiweineimeyizhangdalang,dan9haodipaishiqitawaizhiweideshenfenpai,bingbushishemengren,caihuiyouneizhongfayan,yinweizaiting10defayanzhiqian,woji8biaodejiushiyizhangpuputongtongdelangren,dan9haopaifayanhou,wocaidui8haoshifouweichunzhonglangrenchanshengzhiyi。”

2hao:“danshi,jintianxia8yidingmeiwenti。”

2hao:“10hao,xianzaizhishengxia4haopaimeiyoufaguoyan,niyaobushiyizhangtonglingshi,niyaobuxianzaijiufangshou,buran,huiduiwaizhiweidehaorenpaichanshengwupan。”

2hao:“10hao,nibufangshou,wojiugennizou,ni10haoyidingshizhentonglingshi。”

2hao:“hao,10haomeiyoufangshou,neimewozhanbian10,woguole。”

jingyutingdaozhei,meitouyijingzhouqilaile。

这聊的是些什么?

yibianshuo8haoshidalang,yibianshuota9haoshidalang,zhanbian8jiushiduitiaolang,9haopaiweiyisilangrenhuozheshemengren。

zenmehaiquduihua10haorang10haofangshouni?

这什么发言?

【4haowanjia,qingfayan】