第1章 别惹我这个乡下人

“xiaoyin,nizhidaoderuanruantashimingxing,qiantuwuliang,tabunengjiajilucena,nishenweibabadenver,niyouyiwulaidairuanruanwanchenghunyue。”

yeyinxiekaozaishafashang,yanshenweiweimizhe,lianshangmanshikunyi。

tingjianyetianhaidehua,tataileyixiayan,kanzheyanqianzheigezhongniannanren,daizhejifenboliangdeleng,xiaoleyisheng,“yexiansheng,wozhiqianshibanianzaixiangxiadeshihounizenmemeiyouxiangqilaiwoshinidenverni?”

yetianhainuchi,“yeyin,zheixienianbanirengdaoxiangxia,kankannidouchengshenmeyangzile。”

zheigeshihou,chufangchulaiyigezhongniannvren,chuanzheyongronghuagui,zuozaiyetianhaishenbian,kanzheyeyin,yanlimanmandebuxie。

“xiaoyina,dangchusongnidaoxiangxia,yeshiyinweiniminggekefumu,suoyicaipobudeyisongnidaoxiangxiade,kuangqielujiashijingchengdiyidajiazu,nijiaguoqu,zhihuixiangshouronghuafugui。”

yeyinchixiaoleyisheng,zhengzuoqishenzi,dingzheyetianhaiheyangfei,“biegenwoshuoneimeduomeiyongde,bujiushirangwotiwoneigebianyimeimeijiagerenma?jiranshijiaren,woziranyaojiazhuang。

yetianhaiheyangfeitingjianyeyintongyi,xinliyixi。

yuqiyehuanhelexialai,“yinyina,nizhongjiushibabadenver,nichujia,ziranhuijinibeiyifenhouzhongzhuangde,buhuirangnidiuliande。”

yeyinxiaole,“jiaoqudejitaofang,jigerubufuchudexiaogongsima?”

yeyinxiaoleyisheng,“nijidejiazhuangwoxiannabuqi,jiazhuangwoyaodebuduo,lujiadepinli,hewomagongsidebaifenzhishidegufen,tongyiwojiujia,butongyijiusuanle。”

yetianhailianseyixiazinankandaolejidian,lujiapinlikeshiyifenbuxiaodecaichan,jiazhishigeduoyini,ergongsigufenyeshijigeyi。

“yinyin,nibuyaotaiguofenle。”

yeyintiaomei,“guofenma?niyaoshishizaishibuyuanyi,neijiurangnideneigeguaiguainvjiaba。”

yangfeiyitingjianyeyindehua,lianmanglazheyetianhaideshou,shifenkeliandedao:“laogong,ruanruantaxianzaishimingxing,bunengjiajilucena,tayaodejiazhuangnijiujitaba。”

jifenzhonghou,yetianhaijiannankaikoudao:“hao,wodayingni。”

yeyinqishen,“bagufenzhuanyishu,haiyouwoyaodejiazhuangjidequanbuzhuandaowohuxia,shaoyifen,wodoubujia。”

shuowan,yeyinzhijieqishen,chaoloushangzijidefangjianzouguoqu。

yetianhaiqideyixiazibabeizishuaizaidishang,“hunzhangdongxi。”

yangfeilimashangqiananwei,“laogong,buyaoshengqi,lujianeigeshishenmeren?jingchengmoguiyibanderen,yeyinjiaguoqu,nengbunenghuoguoquyitian,doubuzhidaoni,daoshihoutashoulimiandedongxi,buhaishiwomendema?”

yetianhaitingjianyangfeidehua,xinqingyeshunxiaqulebushao。

yeyinlaidaozijishijinianqiandefangjian,faxianzheiliyijingbeigaizaochenglezawujian。

ganggangjinqu,jiufaxianfangjianlimianhaizhanzheyigeren。

chuanzhebaisexiangnaierqunzi,xiaobaixie,wenroushifengdenvsheng。

“nijiushiyeyin?”yeruanruankaikoudao。

yeyinwaileyixianaodai,daizheyimoqianbodexiao,“nijiushiwoneigebianyilaodieyangdebianyixiaosan,shengdebianyihuo?”

yeruanruantingjianyeyindehua,yixiazinuleqilai,“guoranshizaixiangxiazhangdade,yishendecusuwei。”

yeyinzhaleyixiayan,“guoranshixiaosanshengde,yishenchaqi,xiaochacha,jiejiejiaoniyigedaoli,bierewozheigexiangxialaidecusuzhiren,buranwoshihuidarende,jiuxiangshishajishagouyiyang。”

yeruanruanshunshounaqilaizhuozishangdezhaopian,kanzhezhaopianshangmianlianggexiaoyuyanran,zhangxiangjuemeijingzhidenvsheng,yanlishanguosijidu。

“jiejieguorangennidemuqinyiyang,zhangzhezhanghulimeizidelian,nanguaidangnianbabahuibeigouyinzou,buguozaizenmeyang,zuihouhaishisidoubuzhidaosinalile,gujishibeirenwanlerenghuangyele,erzheijialimian,womuqinhewocaishizhenzhengdezhuren。”

yeyinkanzheyeruanruan,cheleyimolengxiao,lianshangdiaoerlangdangdesanmandunshimeile,yanliranshangbaoliqi。

yijiaochuaixiangmianqiandeyizi,yiziyixiazizazaiyeruanruanshenshang。

“buhuishuohuajiubishangnidezui,bieluanpenshi,wojinggaoni,wozheirenxiangxialaide,danigenshazhuyiyang。”

yeruanruanjianjiaoleyisheng,yixiazidaozaidishang,yinlaileyetianhaiheyangfei。

tazuozaidishangkuqidao:“jiejie,duibuqi,wozhidaonibuxihuanwo,wozhishilaikankannicengjingdefangjian,xiangyaoduolejieyixienieryi。”

yetianhaikanzheyeyin,qibudayichulai,“yeyin,nishenmeni?yihuijiajiuqifunimeimei,shangbuletaimiandedongxi。”

yeyinkanzheyeruanruan,yanlidaizheweilengdaoxiaoyi,“zhidaowobuxihuanni,haiguolai,tinghuifanjiandea,”