第1章
分手了......
ganqingjieshudehaosigualaideyizhenlongjuanfeng，kuaidaolingtacuoshoubuji。
minghuanghuangdechedengzhaolianglexixililideyuheqiheiyipiandedaolu。
qiannanyoudehuaguanchezainaohaizhong：“qiaoyanqi，congdaxuedaochulaigongzuo，zhengzhengwunian！nilianpengbudouburangwopeng......jiran，woxiangyaodenibuxiangji，neijiudaociweizhiba。”
beifenshoudeliyouzhenshihuaji。
yuanlaiyijuhuajiunengqingeryijudibayiduanganqingquanbujibai......
qianhongsedenenchunhuangmiudigoulegou，zichaoqichudedanxiaohudufuxianzaijuemeiwushuangdeedanlianshang。
cheqianturanchuxianyimoheiying，xianxibaixidezhigushuranwojinlefangxiangpan，neixinfanjiangdaohaideqiaoyanqihuangmangcaixiachache。
lumianshangneibeichelunjisunianyadeyushuidunshisiyifeijianqilai。youyucheziguanxingqianqingdeyuangu，jiusuanchachejishi，yehaishizhuangdaoleren。
wanle......zhuangrenle！
congneixinshenchudejudazhenjingzhonghuiguoshen，qiaoyanqilijishoumangjiaoluandijiekaishenshangdeanquandai，huangmangxiachequchakanbeizhuangrendeqingkuang。
tazhuangdaodeshiyigenanren。
gubushangbiede，shengpadaozaidishangdenanrenmeiqile，qiaoyanqiganmangdunxiashenqufuren。
tayimianfuzheren，yimianhuanglihuangzhangdidaozhehua：“xiansheng，ninizenmeyanga？！”
没动静！
会不会没气了？
yushuibutingxiedidaluozaishenshang，jiuxiangyikekechenzhongdexiaoshiliban，baqiaoyanqimimanshangxintoudezuieganyadesiside。
xindanjuliedifuqiren，tazheshoujiutanletannanrendebojing。
chajuedaonanrenbojinghaiyoudongjing，qiaoyanqijimangchilidejiangrenfuzou。
zaitafuqinanrendeshihou，dimianshangdexueshui，yijingbeichongshuadiao。
nanrendeshenquhengaoda，yinerbatafudaohouzuoanzhihaohou，qiaoyanqixianxiemeileikua。
zuohuijiashizuo，qiaoyanqikanleyiyanxianshipingshangdeshijian，youkanlekantangzaihouzuodenanren。
tawoshangfangxiangpan，yaoleyaoya，caixiayoumen，kaidongchezi。
zaitakaidongchezideneiyishun，tangzaihouzuodenanren，qinglengdeheimoushifenlengmodiningshileyiyantajiaoxiaodehoubei。
erzaiqiaoyanqidechehou，yilianglaosilaisihuanyingjinsuiqihou。
yinweiquwangyiyuandeluchengyaoyuan，zaijiashangyoushishenye，youxiazhedayu，suoyiqiaoyanqisilaixiangqu，zhidebananrendaihuizijizudegongyuli。
feijingdibananrengezhizaichuangshang，ruobushizheijitianyizhizaijuzulipaoshangpaoxia，qiaoyanqigumozijiyagenjiumeinengnaibazheimegedananrenyilufuhuidaoshijiloudegongyu。
qiaoyanqituoxiafengyi，feikuaidizhaolaileyaoxiang，younaleganjingdemaojinheyupao。
jishizijideshenshangyeshishilinlinde，dantagubudele。
救人要紧！
wanyicuoguoleshangkoudezuijiachulishiduan，zheirenmeizhunkezhenjiuyimingwuhule！
qiaoyanqiyibianyoutiaobuwendicongyiyaoxianglinachusuoxupin，yibianxinhuanghuangdixiangzhe，yebuzhidao，tabatazhuangdeyanbuyanzhong！
taishoufangdaotaderenzhongchu，qiaoyanqixinzhongdechenzhongdashidunranluodi。
hu！haihaohaihao！meisi！haiyouqi！
tashenshangshilulude，dexianbatadeyifutuodiao，shunbiankankanzhuangshangzainali！
qiaoyanqizoujinxiumei，zaixinlipinmingerqianchengdiqidaoqilai。
希望不是很严重啊！
“dui、duibuzhua！xiansheng！”kanzhechuangshangdenanren，tabilebiyan，wanfenjinzhangditianletianchun，“mao、maofanle！”
yixiangdaoyaotiyigemoshengnanrentuodiaoyifu，congweizuoguozheizhongshiqingdeqiaoyanqi，rujinnanmianbuhuigandaohaisaohehuangzhang。
tinanrentuodiaoxizhuang，tajiuzhanzhanweiweiditaishouqujiekainanrendeheisechenshanniukou。
dangqiaoyanqibananrendechenshantuoxialezhihoucaifaxian，nanrendeyoubeichuyouliangdaodaoshang！
chumujingxindexianxuelinli！
qiaoyanqixiongqianglidexiaoxinzangjuranjinsuolexia！
taxiayishidixiangganjinbangnanrenchulishangkou，jiuzanshiyiwangdiaoleyuanxiandexiaohaixiu。
yixiejiandandeqinglishangkoufangshitahaishihuide。xianshiqingshouqingjiaoditumoshangjiujingxiaodushui，jinjiezhesashangyunnanbaiyao，ranhoujiushichanshangbengdai。
qiaoyanqibangbengdaideshihou，keweishimaozuleganjing！zhanzhejingyingxixiaoshuididexiaolianbiedexianghongpingguoside。
shubuzhi，zaitapinmingdibangjinbengdaishi，nanrenmoheidelingliemeimaosihuqingzhandonglexia。
bangderucijin，zheinvrenshibatadeshoudangchengzhuangzhebaodemabaodaileme......
zheiyangxiaqu，gujitayoushoudefei！
bangdaoyiban，qiaoyanqihuranqingshengdiguqilai。
“haoxiangbangtaijinbuliyuxueyeliutong？”
shengpahaoxinbangdaomang，barenjiadeshoujijianjiezhengcanle......
zheimeyixiang，tayouhuangmangdiaozhenglexiabengdai。
moheidemeitousisongzhanleyixia。
zheibennvrenzuoshihaisuanyoudainaozi。
qiaoyanqinaguomaojinkaishibangnanrencashidiaotoufashangdeshui。
nuanhuangsedetaidengxia，zhanmanzhetitoushuizhudeheifayinyinfanshechuqianqiandedengguangguangze。
dangmaojincaluodaonanrendelianpangchu，beinanrendejueshirongmaojingyandaodeqiaoyanqibuzijuedibakoushuiyanleyouyan！
rushuimobandemei，zhierzhangdejiemao，gaoerzhitingdebiliang，jizhihaokandechunxing，qingxigangyidelunkuoxianoh my god！
cadiaotalianshangdexixiaoshuidi，nanrenxibaixizhidaowangbujianmaokongdepifu，gengrangqiaoyanqikandaileyan！
老天！
zheinandezhangdeyetaitemejuele！！
shixianwangxia，qiaoyanqizhijuexuecaozaiyidianyidiandibeijikong。
zheituxiandehoujie、zheixiantiaomingxideyizisuogu、zheijieshidexiongji、zheipailiezhengqidefuji、haiyouzheirenyuxianemmm——dazhudazhu！！
要死了要死了！！
qiaoyanqidiudiaomaojin，yizhuanguoshenqu，liangshoujiuwushanggungunfatangdelianjia。
乔言七啊乔言七！
nihaiyoumeiyouyidianxiuchixin？！
nijingranchenrenyidameinanhunmideshihou，toumiaobierendeshencai！
taixiuchitaibuyaoliantaibushirenleni！！
xinhaizaiyigejingdiputongputongluantiaozhe，zheiqiangliedelidu，jianzhidoukuaitiaochusangziyanle！
zaitaxiuchiganbaopengzhuanshenguoquzhiji，nanrenzhengyanmorandisaoshiletayiyan，boliangdechunjiaoweigoulegou。
呵，女人。
danjinshiyishunjian，nanrenyoubudongshengsediheshangleyan。
luanxiangshani！haiyouyaojinshiyaomangni！！
qiaoyanqimodizhuanhuishenlai，daizhelianshangjiujiuhuizhibuquderedu，kaishiguzuozhenjingdishoushihaomaojinyijiyaopinshade。
xinghaodangshirenbuzhidaotagandegouqiezhishi，burandehua，tahuidangchangzhijiewudizirongde！
gangxiangbayaoxiangnaqufanghao，tayoulijitingdunzhuleshoushangdedongzuo，turanxiangqimaosihailoujianshimeizuo。
乔言七蹙蹙眉。
tadewaitao、shangyituolemeicuo，ekuzi......
lengzaiyuandideqiaoyanqi，xiaolianshangdereliangyi“sousou”demanyandaoergen！
naohaixunsudiyunzhuanqilai！
yaobangtahuanma？buba，huankuzizheizhongchaojiaimeideshiqingyetaifeiliwushi、tainannvshoushoubuqinle！
keshirenshitazhuangde，yaoshibuduirenjiafuqiquanze，dengrenjiaxinglai，zhidingjuedetameichengyi！
zaijinyiwanbu，ruguozheirenshigerebudedefuerdaishade，huitouyinweizheishibatagaoshangfating......
不行！
qiaoyanqishunjianningqiqingxiudemeitou。
tadeyanyishengyacaiganggangmaichuqu，zhengchuyuzhiguanzhongyaodeshiqi！juebunengchuxianzheizhongxinwen！！
weilewenxinwukui，yeweileduideqizheigebeizhuangdaodeshangzhe，qiaoyanqidemuguangshuranpiaoxianglenanrendepidai。
liangzhixiaoshoudaizhejinzhangxixiguiguisuisuidishenguoqu，qiaoyanqihuangzhangdiminqizui。
pidaidezhengmian，juankezheyigeyinsedesongtizi。
danqiaoyanqiyixinzhixiangjiepidai，yinciyemeikongquxinshangpidaideyuzhongbutongzhichu。
奇怪！
怎么解不开？
qiaoyanqidicouxialian，renzhendibaichezheshoushangdepidai。
tangruohuangejiaodukan，buzhidaodehaiyiweitashizaiganshenmewochuodeshi！
sihuojiebukai，zuizhong，yumendeqiaoyanqinalailejiandao。
taweimiqiyandengzheneiwanedepidai，baichuyifufanpaidebiaoqing，“jirannibushixiang，neijiubieguaiwoxinhenshoulale！”
fenglidejiandaoshanyaochulengliedeweiguang，jiandaowangxia，jijiangyaoxingxingzhiji——yizhidashoudouranwozhuleqiaoyanqixianxideshouwan！
haowuwendudeshengyinmoranchuanlai。
“nishidasuanduanwohoume？”