第一章祸水

liangmigaodejuxingluodijingsizhouxiangqianzhejingyingshanshuodecaizuan,hualihaoshe。

shixiadalegehaqianlanyangyangdixianqiyanpi,jingzhongdenvrenshihaokan,jizhidehaokan,detianyouhou。

haiweishangzhuangdelianqingxinjiao|mei,nendefangfonengdichushuilai。wuguanjingzhi,pifuyingbaifanfen,xianxiyaoshenxianxian/yiwojike,shaqunlicedeshuangtuiyinyinxianxian,yixikejianqixiuzhangbizhidelunkuo。

shixiachelechequnbai,qiaowushengxiqingtanyikouqi,qixiweiluo,biantingdaoluxinyinghaobuyanshidejiduhuayu:

“祸水!”

shixiagoulegouchun,qiaopiyixiao,“xiexiekuajiang!”

hongyanhuoshui,shiduiyigenvrenmeimaodezuijiakending。

taimianshangbaifangzhegeshigeyangdenvshengbaoyangpinhecaizhuangpin,pinzhongfanduo,linlangmanmu。luxinyingcongshangmiantiaolejikuan,ceshenwenjingziqianderen:

“开始吧?”

shixiadandan“ng”leyisheng。

luxinyingshimeizhuangdaren,shangshoudongzuoxianshuyoudao,sanliangxiajiubadizhuangjihuahaole,xiurongdejianxi,tanazhebizaizheizhongbazhangdadeliandanmianqianlaihuibihua,zhongjiushixiabuqushou。

shixiaweiweizhoumei,“zenmele?”

“zheizhanglianwuketiaoti,wowucongxiashoua!!”

“……”

shixiaceshenkanleyiyanzhuangrong,minleminchun:

“腮红抹多一些。”

tapajinwanzhuangbuchushaonvlianhongdejiao||xiumoyang。

zhuanghuahaoyihou,shijianyechabuduole,tabaqunzihuanshang,zouchulaideshihouyouzhanzailejingziqian。liangshouzuanzhequnbai,zhangzhangdejiemaowangxiachui,shuangmoumanshichoumen。

luxinyingsuiyilakaiyigejutai,limianduimanlegezhongdapaikouhong,yanseyangyangjuquan,shixiakandezheshixianmule。

tashenmegaoduancaizhuangdouyou,jiushimeiyoukouhong,yigendoumeiyou!

“kouhongshangbushang?”luxinyingtiaolelianggenheshidezouguolai,duanxiangzhehaoyoudezhuangrong,sicunpiankehoubakouhongfanghuiyuanwei。

shixiadechunxinghenwanmei,sezegengshiwuketiaoti,jishibushangkouhongyeyinghongrunze。

“shang,weishenmebushang!”taduoleduojiao,duqiyibanbakouhongnaguolai,duizhunjingzimanmanmokai,“wojinwanyaohuashenxiaoyao、jing,naxianeiqunzhipianren!”

luxinyingzouguolai,yangmei:“nilaizhendeya?”

shixiachuanzhequnzihuangyouyiquan,yiyiran:“woxiangshiwanjiadema?”

“niyaozhaogongzuo,zhijiezhaonijiagegebujiuxingle?”

“wojiagegesangeyueqianbawojishuaile。”

“真的假的?”

“banzhenbanjia,buguowomenshilianlesangeyueshishishi。”

zheihuashuode,youdianqingleng,youdianyonglan,luxinyingmobutoutadezhenshixiangfa。

shixiazhongzhongdigaishangkouhong,chunyigou,xiaodeyuefadongren,“fanshidoukaowojiagege,qibushilangfeilewozheizhangmei、huozhongshengdeliandaner?”

luxinyingrenzhuchouchudezuijiao,muguangluozaitadequnzishang,weiweizhoumei,“xiaxia,jinwanwaibiankeshidajiangwenna!”

shixiasongsongjian,wusuowei:“nanbuchengwoyaoguozhegedamianaoguoquyingchou?”

neihaiyousheiyuanyiyutatanhezuo。

tapoweizihaodizaijingziqianzhuanyouyiquan。qunzishijiancaideyidehongselujianshaqun,qianbiandevlingbusuanshen,mianqianlongqideliangtuangezhexishayinyinxianxian,houmianshidavdelubei,liangbanpiaolianghudiegudafangbao、luzaikongqizhong。

tazheiyishenbiezhiyao‘’rao,diaozulerenweikou,qingeryijuyinrenlunxian。

luxinyingdingyankanzhetazheimejingyandemoyang,hunshenhanmaodoushuleqilai,“xiaxia,haishihuanzhiqianneitaoba,niyaozheiyangchuanchuqu,nijiagegezhidaolekendingbawolingchile!”

“pashenme?”shixiaboleboteyitangdezhanvda/bolang,manbujingxin,“wohetafendaoyangbiaole,taguanbuzhewo!”

luxinyingyanleyankoushui,buganzhixin:“niqueding?”

“嗯哼!”

chenzheluxinyingsongkouqideshihou,shixiatuletushetou,miaoleyiyanjingzi,xinshenbuning。

zheiyishen,ruoshibeiluyichendaidao,tapashizenmesidedoubuzhidao。

buguoxinghao,jingmingshuotarenzaidayangbian。

yeselongzhao,huadengchushang,zhengzuochengshiwuguangshise,yiyishenghui。

shixiaheluxinyinglaidaoashizuigaoduanxiaofeideyulechangsuo,shunzhedatanlaidemenpaihaozhaodaolebaofang。

tuikaiyitiaomenfeng,baojianlidengguanghuminghuan,jigexizhuanggelvdenanrenweizuozaiyiqixianghupengbei,tamenshenbianwuyibupeizuozheyigeyishanbao、ludenvzi。

yiqunrenkansixiangtanshenhuan,shizegegeyanshenshoujiaodoushibuanfende。

luxinyingchuolechuoshixiadegebo,“jiaoluodaizheneigejiushi《hujiaomanchan》dezhipianren,xingchen。”

chenzhipianneishuangzhuazizhengduizheshenpangdenvrenshangxiaqishou,shixiabennengdijiqiyizhenehan,“zheiyezhangde……taiduibuqiguanzhongleba?”

“niyiweirenrendoushiluzongneiyangbeizaowuzhuencidemianrongya?!”luxinyingjiantaxinyouyouyu,dangjiliduanchezhetadeshou,“womenhaishizouba,jinquzhibudingyaobeishengtunhuoboni!kuangqiezheigeshiyaoshibeinijiagegezhidaole,houguo……aixiaxia!”

shixiabiantingbiankanxiangchenzhipianshenbianneigenvren,meizijinianqing,gengmeizijipiaoliang,ng…hunshenshangxianengbideguozijidejiushitashenqianneixiongyongdezibenle。

shixiaditoumiaoleyanzijideziben,shudeyebushihendachajua,yushitazhijietuimenjinqu。

buzhishibushiyinweiluxinyingdeneiyijuhanshengtaida,shashi,baofanglidenanrendoubamuguangtouguolai,bansuizhedaoxiliangqibandejingtan。

zheiqizhongziranbaokuolejijiangbashoushenrunvrenqundidechenzhipian。

shixiagouzheyimomei、rendexiao,zaizhongrendezhumulixiatiaolebeixiangbin,maizheqingyingdebufaqiaoxiaoyanranzouxiangjiaoluo。

“chenzhipian,jiuyangdaming!”