第1章
liangmigaodejuxingluodijingsizhouxiangqianzhejingyingshanshuodecaizuan，hualihaoshe。
shixiadalegehaqianlanyangyangdixianqiyanpi，jingzhongdenvrenshihaokan，jizhidehaokan，detianyouhou。
haiweishangzhuangdelianqingxinjiaomei，nendefangfonengdichushuilai。wuguanjingzhi，pifuyingbaifanfen，xianxiyaoshenxianxianyiwojike，shaqunlicedeshuangtuiyinyinxianxian，yixikejianqixiuzhangbizhidelunkuo。
shixiachelechequnbai，qiaowushengxiqingtanyikouqi，qixiweiluo，biantingdaoluxinyinghaobuyanshidejiduhuayu：
“祸水！”
shixiagoulegouchun，qiaopiyixiao，“xiexiekuajiang！”
hongyanhuoshui，shiduiyigenvrenmeimaodezuijiakending。
taimianshangbaifangzhegeshigeyangdenvshengbaoyangpinhecaizhuangpin，pinzhongfanduo，linlangmanmu。luxinyingcongshangmiantiaolejikuan，ceshenwenjingziqianderen：
“开始吧？”
shixiadandan“ng”leyisheng。
luxinyingshimeizhuangdaren，shangshoudongzuoxianshuyoudao，sanliangxiajiubadizhuangjihuahaole，xiurongdejianxi，tanazhebizaizheizhongbazhangdadeliandanmianqianlaihuibihua，zhongjiushixiabuqushou。
shixiaweiweizhoumei，“zenmele？”
“zheizhanglianwuketiaoti，wowucongxiashoua！！”
“......”
shixiaceshenkanleyiyanzhuangrong，minleminchun：
“腮红抹多一些。”
tapajinwanzhuangbuchushaonvlianhongdejiaoxiumoyang。
zhuanghuahaoyihou，shijianyechabuduole，tabaqunzihuanshang，zouchulaideshihouyouzhanzailejingziqian。liangshouzuanzhequnbai，zhangzhangdejiemaowangxiachui，shuangmoumanshichoumen。
luxinyingsuiyilakaiyigejutai，limianduimanlegezhongdapaikouhong，yanseyangyangjuquan，shixiakandezheshixianmule。
tashenmegaoduancaizhuangdouyou，jiushimeiyoukouhong，yigendoumeiyou！
“kouhongshangbushang？”luxinyingtiaolelianggenheshidezouguolai，duanxiangzhehaoyoudezhuangrong，sicunpiankehoubakouhongfanghuiyuanwei。
shixiadechunxinghenwanmei，sezegengshiwuketiaoti，jishibushangkouhongyeyinghongrunze。
“shang，weishenmebushang！”taduoleduojiao，duqiyibanbakouhongnaguolai，duizhunjingzimanmanmokai，“wojinwanyaohuashenxiaoyaojing，naxianeiqunzhipianren！”
luxinyingzouguolai，yangmei：“nilaizhendeya？”
shixiachuanzhequnzihuangyouyiquan，yiyiran：“woxiangshiwanjiadema？”
“niyaozhaogongzuo，zhijiezhaonijiagegebujiuxingle？”
“wojiagegesangeyueqianbawojishuaile。”
“真的假的？”
“banzhenbanjia，buguowomenshilianlesangeyueshishishi。”
zheihuashuode，youdianqingleng，youdianyonglan，luxinyingmobutoutadezhenshixiangfa。
shixiazhongzhongdigaishangkouhong，chunyigou，xiaodeyuefadongren，“fanshidoukaowojiagege，qibushilangfeilewozheizhangmeihuozhongshengdeliandaner？”
luxinyingrenzhuchouchudezuijiao，muguangluozaitadequnzishang，weiweizhoumei，“xiaxia，jinwanwaibiankeshidajiangwenna！”
shixiasongsongjian，wusuowei：“nanbuchengwoyaoguozhegedamianaoguoquyingchou？”
neihaiyousheiyuanyiyutatanhezuo。
tapoweizihaodizaijingziqianzhuanyouyiquan。qunzishijiancaideyidehongselujianshaqun，qianbiandevlingbusuanshen，houmianshidavdelubei，liangbanpiaolianghudiegudafangbaoluzaikongqizhong。
tazheiyishenbiezhiyaorao，diaozulerenweikou，qingeryijuyinrenlunxian。
luxinyingdingyankanzhetazheimejingyandemoyang，hunshenhanmaodoushuleqilai，“xiaxia，haishihuanzhiqianneitaoba，niyaozheiyangchuanchuqu，nijiagegezhidaolekendingbawolingchile！”
“pashenme？”shixiaboleboteyitangdezhanv**lang，manbujingxin，“wohetafendaoyangbiaole，taguanbuzhewo！”
luxinyingyanleyankoushui，buganzhixin：“niqueding？”
“嗯哼！”
chenzheluxinyingsongkouqideshihou，shixiatuletushetou，miaoleyiyanjingzi，xinshenbuning。
zheiyishen，ruoshibeiluyichendaidao，tapashizenmesidedoubuzhidao。
buguoxinghao，jingmingshuotarenzaidayangbian。
yeselongzhao，huadengchushang，zhengzuochengshiwuguangshise，yiyishenghui。
shixiaheluxinyinglaidaoashizuigaoduanxiaofeideyulechangsuo，shunzhedatanlaidemenpaihaozhaodaolebaofang。
tuikaiyitiaomenfeng，baojianlidengguanghuminghuan，jigexizhuanggelvdenanrenweizuozaiyiqixianghupengbei，tamenshenbianwuyibupeizuozheyigeyishanbaoludenvzi。
yiqunrenkansixiangtanshenhuan，shizegegeyanshenshoujiaodoushibuanfende。
luxinyingchuolechuoshixiadegebo，“jiaoluodaizheneigejiushi《hujiaomanchan》dezhipianren，xingchen。”
chenzhipianneishuangzhuazizhengduizheshenpangdenvrenshangxiaqishou，shixiabennengdijiqiyizhenehan，“zheiyezhangde......taiduibuqiguanzhongleba？”
“niyiweirenrendoushiluzongneiyangbeizaowuzhuencidemianrongya？！”luxinyingjiantaxinyouyouyu，dangjiliduanchezhetadeshou，“womenhaishizouba，jinquzhibudingyaobeishengtunhuoboni！kuangqiezheigeshiyaoshibeinijiagegezhidaole，houguo......aixiaxia！”
shixiabiantingbiankanxiangchenzhipianshenbianneigenvren，meizijinianqing，gengmeizijipiaoliang，ng......hunshenshangxianengbideguozijidejiushitashenqianneixiongyongdezibenle。
shixiaditoumiaoleyanzijideziben，shudeyebushihendachajua，yushitazhijietuimenjinqu。
buzhishibushiyinweiluxinyingdeneiyijuhanshengtaida，shashi，baofanglidenanrendoubamuguangtouguolai，bansuizhedaoxiliangqibandejingtan。
zheiqizhongziranbaokuolejijiangbashoushenrunvrenqundidechenzhipian。
shixiagouzheyimomeirendexiao，zaizhongrendezhumulixiatiaolebeixiangbin，maizheqingyingdebufaqiaoxiaoyanranzouxiangjiaoluo。
“chenzhipian，jiuyangdaming！”