第5章 一家子

zhaomingbingbuzhidaozijidehaoshijiangjinle,bancheyizou,nanbuchengyaoshunzhetieluzouhuijia?

gongyingzhan(keji)lixichuankuangqujiguanbusuanyuan,jintianzhaomingdaqidijiaolegehuosanlun(sanlunmotuo)huiqu,zhuanzhengle,yihouyigeyuezuishaoyedezhengwubaikuai,jintianshechiyihui,buguofen!

conghuosanlunxialaishizhaomingjileerkuai,zheicaizoulemeiliangbu,jiubeiqisanlundesijiyibazhuaizhu。

“三块!”

“sankuai?budaowugongli,niyaosankuai?”zhaomingzhizhedamenduimiandegangtingjiaodao:“jingjiminjingdebangongshijiuzaineili,laozihanyisheng,chedoujinizale,nihaisankuai!”

“狗曰的无赖!”

maleyiju,sanlunpenzheheiyanxiapokuangben,takemeidanzigenjingjiminjingjiaoban,zheiqunchuanzhifunazhengdeliumangneishihuichirende,erqie……tamenyouqiang。

zheiniantou,damisanmao,zhuroubudaosankuaiqianyijin……guanziliyipanqingjiaochaorousisankuaiwumaoqian,yipantudousiyikuaiwumaoqian,shenshangzhuanggeshikuaijiugandairenxiaguanzi,lailianghunyisu,baimifanbuyaoqianguanbao。

erzhaomingkanzaotangzizheifengongzuoyigeyuedegongziyecaierbailiushibakuaiqian,zhiyouzhengshigong(bianzhinei)deyibanbudao。

suoyi,nengshengyikuaishiyikuaiba!jiusuanzhuanzhengle,shenghuozhinengsuanguodequ。

huijiajinmendeshihou,zhaomingdeshoujiaotebiedeqing,tuikaizijidefangjianmenshi,kanjianyigeda**juedegaogaode。

qingshouqingjiaodizouguoquyikan,zhaoyongyuanshoulipengzheyibenxinhuazidianmanshiqiancheng,“wukuai,shikuai,shiwu,ershiwu,sanshiwu……”

“见面分一半!”

“wodemaa!”pengdiyisheng,zhaoyongyuandetoubazheigangjiazidedanrenchuangdouchadianjizhuangsanjiale,wuzhetouyibianmengcuo,yibianhuangzhangdibanei“juzi”wangzijidekudoulisai,ehenhendijiaodao:“lailailai,nihuilaidezhenghao,choutilidehongtashanshinitouleba,rangwochouniliangbianzijiejieqi,zheishiwomenjiucijieguo,kaishixiangqinxiangaidexinshenghuo,nijuedezenmeyang?”

zhaoyongyuandangzhenkaishisongpidai,naoxiuchengnudeyangziyaochiren。

zhaomingmeiyouhaipa,heiheixiaodao:“nigandawo,wojiubanijigonghuifuzhurenfupiaozideshiqinggaosuwangsufang!”

“aiyowoqu!”zhaoyongyuanlianseyibian,yibaenzaizhaoyongyuandezuishang,xiangjibeiniezheboziyiyangdishayashuodao:“xiaotuweiza,nijiwoxiaodiansheng!zheishiyaochuanchuqule,nilaoziwohaizenmezaigongyingzhanhunxiaqu?niniangerjigejiuhexibeifengquba!buduia,woshinidie,niganweixielaozi?”

zhaomingxiaodeyoudianchaonong,“ba,woyaoshibuweixieni,zaojiubeinidasile!biefeihua,fenqianfenqian,zhenkuilenixiangdechulai,wakongwodexinhuazidianyonglaizangsifangqian,heng!”

zhaoyongyuanjidekoutou,“woyanghuozheiyijiazirongyima?niershierlehaishigeshouzaotangzidelinshigong,wonengbuzhejima?qinggonghuizhuxichuquchihepiao……chihewanle,neiyeshiweileluoshinidegongzuo,niyiweilaozizangzheixiesifangqianshiweileziji,neihaibushiweileni?”

zhaominggandongjile,shenshoudao:“shikuai,bunengzaishaole!”

zhaoyongyuanlianyihei,pojiudeshikuaiqianzhongzhongdizazaizhaomingdeshouxinli,“laozizhenshishangbeiziqiannide。”

gangzouleliangbu,zhaoyongyuanyoudaolehuilai,ranhoushuodao:“gennitouludianshiqing,xichuankuangqu(chuji)zheiciyaojiejueyibufenzididaiyeqingniandeanzhiwenti,yigongyouershigeminge,gongyingzhan(keji)yinggainengfendaoyige,ruguobuchuyiwai,yinggaijiushinile!”

“胡耀光说的?”

“huzhuren!”zhaoyongyuanduizhaomingdebulimaohenshengqidijiuzhengdao:“renjiashigonghuizhuren,nijiusuanbuchengzhiwu,neiyegaijiaorenshushu,zheimedaderenle,haizheimemeilimao!”

zhaominghehexiaolexiao,shuodao:“qubaquba,huyaoguangjiukaozheiyizhaonengbanidesifangqianquanjinichiganmojingle。”

“nizhidaogepi!”zhaoyongyuanmaleyiju,jiaodao:“nibeikaichudeshihou,laozirangniqudangbing,hunsannianhuilainidegongzuojiujiejuele,laoziyebuyongzheimefeijingweinideshiqingqiudiediegaonainai,nitemedehaiqiwo!”

zhaoyongyuanshangletou,youxiangdarendeshihou,dididideshengyindaduanleta,ditoukanyaoshangbiedeneitaishuzichuanhujishangjigeshuzi,zheicaiyoumalezhaomingliangju,jicongcongdichulemen。

zhaomingjuedetabazuanleniujiaojian。zhaoyongyuandangnianzaihaijunjianduifuyi,tiganhezhuanzhiyuanbingliangtiaolu,yinweitameijilingdaosongli,suoyizhuanlezhiyuanbing,ertadezhanyousongleliangtiaoyanliangpingjiujiutilegan,xianzaitazhanyoumeigeliangnianjiuhuihuilaitangeqin,jianbangshangshanshanfaliangdexiaoguanjunxianchenglezhaoyongyuanyongyuanjiebukaidexinjie。zouhoumenzheizhongshifenliangziranjiuzulexie。

huyaoguangshenmeren?zouhoumenyedezhaoduiluzia!wuyonggong!

zhaomingyaotoutanlekouqi,mozhekongluoluodeduzijinlechufang,jumomianlimolebantianzhiyoulianggejidan,dawanliyidao,chenyouguomaoqingyanshidaojinqu,“hualala……”danhuaguqipaopengzhangdehenkuai,guochandaolanzaijiashui,shuiguntangbaizaijiangyibaganmianrengjinqu。

youyanyouweijing,zaijiayishaozijiajiandeyoulajiao,neiziwei,zhaomingkoushuiliuyiban,caiqiguodemiantiaojiubeitufeijijiele。

wangsufangdawanmajianghuilaideshihouyongyuanxiangesiguitoutai,yinglechideduo,shulechidegengduo……

miantiaoyikousaizuili,tangdezhangsufangyoutulechulai,“wojiuzhidaomeizheizhonghaoshi,shuleyixiawu,huilaichimiantiaodounengbazuijitangle,zhushibuli。”

“ma,jialimeijidanle!”

wangsufangzhengzaibeipaijing,taitoukanlekanzhaoming,“meijidannizhaojiqu,zhaonimagansha?”

zhaomingturanjuedehaoyoudaoli,yigezierdoushuobuchulai。

jiexialai,wangsufangyebuguanzheimianyouduotang,zuipiziliedelaokai,yongyachidiao,halazijiushunzheyafengwangwanlidi。

benlaihaixiangheyikoutangdezhaomingyixiazijiumeiweikoule。

“biekusanggelian!”chiganmojingdewangsufangqishenmolemochengyuandeduzi,dao:“chiniyiwanmian,majinishuogehaoxiaoxi,niyuhuaayiyougezhinver,zailianyouchang(keji)shangban,ruguoheshi,nimenjiuchuchu,renjiakeshizhengshigong,yigeyueliubaiduokuaini。guaierzi,xiacishaodiujigenmianjinqu,kuaibawochengsile。zoulezoule,yuhuahetianfenzheilianggeponiangxiawuyinglelaoniangsanshiduokuaini,jinwandequandouyinghuilai。”

jieshaoduixiang?zhaominghunshenehan,buzhidaozheiciyouhuishigeshenmeyangzide。

yuanbenzhaomingxiangbazijizhuanzhengdehaoxiaoxidougaosubama,keshizaiyixiang,jintianzheimedidiaojiubayitiaorenmingdeshiqingjichulile,yangjiaoyue……zheishibuxiangshengzhang,suoyitiandadehaoxiaoxihaishidengzhegongyingzhandelingdaolaixuanbuba。