第1章
“dadanzeizi，jinggantoukuizhenmuyu！”
luochaguohuanggongyuchinei，zhengzaixizaodenvdiluoqingyanbeizheicongtianerjiangdenanrenzalegecuoshoubuji。
penjiandechishuidashiletaneijingzhidelianpang，jinruyanzhongdechishuirangtashuangyannanyishiying，bennengdibishangyanjing。
yeyuancongshuichineimaochu，dunshibeiyanqiandeyimujijingdaile。
zheishiyizuodayueliangmudidefangjian，ruodadeyuchijiangjinzhanleyibandedifang，guxianggusedebuzhihezheiruodadefangjianrangyeyuanweiweiyileng。
这是穿越了？
huiguoshenlai，yanqianshiyijumeiyouchuanyifudejiaoqu，neiwanrubaiyudeshenti**，lingtashunjianyoulechongdong，renbuzhuyanleyikoukoushui。
zheiyangdeshencai，peishangneijingzhidaowanmeidemianrong，zheijianzhijiushinanrenxinmuzhongdewanmeinvshen。
这不会是在做梦吧？
jiuzaizheishi，yiguqiangdadeqishiyingmianpulai，zhijianshuichineideshuijingshihuazuokuanglangyingmianpulai！
“huala！”yeyuanshunjianbeilinshi，shixianshouzu。
luoqingyanchenjiyouzhangchaoshenhoudeyifujiaziyizhao，yiguqiangdadexilishunjianjiangjiazishangdeyifuxileguoqu，danzuyidun，shentilingkongyixuan，shunjianbianchuandaizhengqi。
suihou，luoqingyanshuangmuhansha，liandaishayi，shenxingyishan，shunjianchongdaoyeyuanshenqian，danshouqiazhuleyeyuandebozi。
zhixideganjueshunjianrangyeyuanyishidaozijibushizuomeng，tazhendechuanyuele！
“别……别杀我！”
haohanbuchiyanqiankui，xianrensongbaomingzaishuo。
luoqingyanshuangyanbingleng，hunshenqishikuangbaowubi，lianshangdeshayihenbudejiangyeyuansuishiwanduan。
“shuo，shiyanwangpainilaide，haishichengxiangpainilaide？”luoqingyanxiangyaozaishadiaocirenzhiqiandedaotaxiangyaodexinxi。
yeyuanyilianmengbi：“shenmeyanwang，shenmechengxiang，wogenbenburenshi，haiyou，nishisheia？”
luoqingyanlianseyichen：“ganzaizhenmianqianzhuangsuan，qusiba！”
huabi，youshouyongli，jiuyaoniuduanluoqingyandebozi。
qiangliedezhixiganrangyeyuanyishidaoyanqianzheigepiaoliangde，zichengzhendenvrenzhenyoukenenghuishaleta。
weilehuoming，yeyuandahan：“woshuo，woshuo！”
luoqingyanlenghengyisheng，youshousongkai，lengshengdao：“shuoba，nimuhoudezhishizheshishei？”
“咳咳……”
yeyuankesouleyisheng，dakoudakoutanlandihuxi，naozhongfeisusisuo。
kanzheijiashi，mingxianshichuanyuele，zheigenvrenzichengzhen，neijiushihuangdile！
tabahuangdijikanguangle，ruguobuzhaogeheshideliyou，jiusuantashunzheduifangdehuasuibianshuoyigezhishizhe，duifangyehuishadiaota。
xianzaitanenghuoxialaiweiyidebanfajiushitixianzijidejiazhi！
ketaxianzailianzheigeshijieshishenmeyangzidedoubuzhidao，xiangyaotixianjiazhidejihuidoumeiyoua。
这天崩的开局！
yeyuankanleyiyanyanqianmanlianshayidenvdi，zhangtanyisheng：“wobushiyanwang，yebushichengxiangderen，shenzhiwokeyibangnvdinizhirentamen！”
“nixiangyaoshenmekougong，nishuowoxie，daoshihouninazhewodegongciqudingneiliangrendezui！”
“duile，woshicigefuyangyangjingtong，chuiladanchangyehenzaixing，nvdixiangyaoduifushei，wohainengjininchuchuzhuyi。！”
qianmiandehua，luoqingyanmanlianlengxiaogenbenbuxin，danzuihouyijuhuaquerangluoqingyanyanjingyimi，shanguoyimoyise。
luoqingyanhoutuiliangbu，shangxiazixidaliangleyeyuanyiyan。
zhijianyeyuanzhangdelengjiaofenming，meixinjianmu，shenshangchuanzhedeyifuyebushuyuluochaguo，yifulingleidemoyang。
buguo，xiangbiqiluochaguoneixieniangniangqiangdenanren，yeyuandezhangxiangwuyishiyouyoushide。
dunshi，yigexiangfafuxianzailuoqingyandenaozhong——meinanji！
huoxu，cirendechuxiankeyibangzhutaduguocicitiaoxuandixudenanguan！
xiangdaozheili，luoqingyanlengxiaodao：“xiangyaohuoming？nidetixianzijidejiazhi，fouzezhenpingshenmexiangxinnidehua？”
yeyuanxianglexiang，suihoushanxiaoyisheng：“zheiliyinggaiyouhuangguaba，rangrenjianghuangguaqupi，zaiqiechengbopiansonglai，jinwanwoyaorangnvdinijianshihuangguademiaoyong！”
luoqingyanerhuabushuo，lijichaoyushiwaihandao：“xiaoling，niqurangyushanfangderenjianghuangguaqiechengbopianchengshanglai！”
“shi！”waimiandeshinvyingleyisheng。
henkuai，yipanbeiqiechengleyuanxingbopiandehuangguabeiduanleshanglai。
yeyuannaqiyikuaihuangguapianjiuyaojiluoqingyantieshang，dankandaoduifangneizhangshengrenwujindejuemeilianpang，bujinyoutingxialejiaobu。
“haishinvdinizijilaiba，jiangzheixiehuangguapiantiezailianshangjiuxing，zhangqiruci，keyimeirongyangyan，rongguanghuanfa！”
weilehuoming，dangranyaoquyuenvdile！
nvdiyeshinvren，shinvrenjiuhuiyouaimeizhixin，hekuangshinvdizheidengjuesemeinv！
luoqingyannaqihuangguapiankanleyiyan，bingweifaxianyichang，zheicaijianghuangguapianfuzaizijidelianshang。
henkuai，neizhangjingzhideliandanbeihuangguapianfuman，dunshi，yizhongbingbingliangliangdeganjuerangluoqingyanrenbuzhudaoxiyikoulengqi。
zheiyike，luoqingyangandaozijishifendeshufu，jiulianpiyuezouzheleileyitiandenaodaicikeyeshifenqingming！
yeyuanjiannvdixinqingbucuo，zheicaixiaodao：“nvdizheihuixiangxinwodehualeba？jinwanwozhenshiwuxinmaofan，haiqingnvdifangwoyima。”
danluoqingyanwenyanzuijiaoweiyang，luchuyimowanweizhise：“xiangyaorangzhenfangguoniyebushibuxing，ruoshinimingtiannengcongzhongrendangzhongtuoyingerchuchengweidixu，zhenbudanfangguoni，haihuirangnixiangyongyibeizideronghuafugui。”
“dixu？”yeyuanyileng：“rangwoqunvdinin？”
luoqingyanyilianrenzhenjiuzhengdao：“zhunquelaishuo，shinijiajizhen！”
xingfulaidetaikuai，yeyuanyilianbukezhixin：“haiyouzheihaoshi？”
“好事？”
luoqingyanheheyixiao：“niyiweizuozhendefuxuhenjiandanma？zheiyiciguangshibaomingcanjiaxuanbadejiuyousanbaiduoren！”
“zheiqizhongbaokuowoluochaguodegedashijiazidi，yijiwanggongguizuzidi！”
“niyaocongzheimeduorendangzhongtuoyingerchucaixing，ruoshinimeibanfazhefuwochaofuzexuanbadesiweidachen，zhentongyanghuishaleni！”
yeyuanyanjingdengda，zhenggerendoushale。
zheishicaichulangwo，youruhukoua。
nvdizheinalishifangguota，zheishiyaozhagantadeliyongjiazhi！
“zhei……zheihaoxiangyoudiannana。”yeyuandunshibianchenglekugualian。
luoqingyanyanranyixiao：“nibushuonishicigefuyangyangjingtong，chuiladanchangyehenzaixingma？mingtiannizhengmingjizhenkan！”
huabi，luoqingyanchaodianwaihandao：“xiaoling，jiangcirendaixiaqushuzhuangdaban，shunbianweitajiedayixiacicitiaoxuandixuyishi！”
yimingshinvjinlai，daizheyeyuanliqu。
ersuihou，yidaoheiyingchuxianzaiyushidejiaoluo，lengqingdeshengyinxiangqi：“bixia，cirenkanlenindeshenzi，weihebushaleta？wanyitajiangcishichuanchuqu……”
luoqingyanhuishoudaduanheiyingdehua，lengxiaodao：“zhenzhishixiangliyongtaduguocicitiaoxuandixuyishieryi，ruoshitanengchengweidixu，tayigebuhuiwugongyoumeiyoushilizhiren，zhenrongyizhangkongta。”
“ruoshitashibai，zhenzaichudiaotayebuchi！duile，niqudiaochayixiacirendeshenshi！”