第1章 我劝你识趣

yewandefengchuidongchuangbiandeshalian,anruxuenonghaofancai,linjingfengzhenhaohuilai。

gaodalengjundenanrenzuozaizhuobian,yanshensuiyidepieguoneixiecaipin。

zuijiaoyigou,jiushitashuxidelengyanlengyu。

“nizheifuexindezuopai,haimeiwangouma?anruxue,nidaodishenmeshihougundan?”

zheizhonghuaanruxuezongshitinglewushubian,danshihaishirenbuzhudexinzhongcitong。

tadixiatou,jinanrenshenglewantang,fangzaitadeshenqian。

“rudongle,yaohetangbubude。”

xianxiangdeyutangshihaoleshijianyuxinxuede,waimianmaidezhongjiumeiyouzheigelaideyouxinyi。

kantayiruwangchangderuannuo,jiuxiangmeitingdaozijidefengciside,linjingfengzhoumei,zhuazhutadeshou,rangtabudebukaojinziji。

tadaizhehaobuyanshideeyiniezhutadexiahe,wenta。

“nishierduobuhaoshi,haishinaoziyouwenti?tingbudongwodehuama?”

nvren**dexiaolianbeitanietengdezhouchengxiaobaozi,tanierezhehuidata,xiaoshengdeshengpatashengqiyiyang。

“nei,wozenmebanni?womenshilinglezhengdefuqi,nibukeyibuyaowode。”

tingzhetatianzhendehua,nanrenchixiaoyisheng,“neijiulihuna,mingtianjiuquminzhengju,niyiweidangchushiwoxianggennijiehundema?”

yaobushitayeyebizhetaquzheigenvren,tazenmehuiquta?

meitianbiaoxiandexianqiliangmuyiyang,bujiushitantuzheilinjiadetaotianfugui?

anruxuelengzhengzhengdekanzhedengguangxiananrenneizhangjunmeidaonongliderongyan。

真的是……太像了。

tadunxiashen,taitouyangwangta,yizhixianxixiaoqiaodeshouwozhutadeshouzhi。

zheigejiaodu,shizuixiangneigerende。

tayizhishoushishendemolemotadelian,tanxiyisheng,“wozhishixiangpeizainishenbianeryi。”

linjingfenglengxiaoyisheng,“jiuni?suannagencong?xiangpeizaiwoshenbianderenhailequle!”

xiangdaoduiyululudechengnuo,tawanyaobinglengdezhushizhezheigejiuchanletasanniandenvren。

“wobuaini,zhiqianworongrennizaiwoshenbianshiyinweilulumeiyouhuilai,xianzai,tahuilaile。”

“anruxue,ninaozizaibuhaoshi,tuiweirangxianzonggaidongba?woquannishiqu!”

nvrennanadedongledongzuijiao,talianshangdaishangyimochouchangyubeishang。

“nizhendexihuantama?”

kanzhetadelianlinjingfengdaozuibiandehuazenmeyeshuobuchulai,tazuizhongehenhendedao。

“feihuazhenduo!wogaosuni,woxihuansheidoubuhuixihuannide!”

tawuzidiandiantou,shishihougailikaile。

zheisannian,tayijingkanqingchu,tazhangzheyuneigerenjiuchengxiangsidelian,danshizhongjiubushita。

“我知道了。”

tayijiudaizhediannanfangdewunongruanyuhuidata,qishenbatangshaofangjintashouli。

“niweibuhao,yaomanmanyang,zheizhongtang,waimianmaibudaode。”

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tayiweianruxuemeiyouqueqiededayinglihunbuguoshiyirujiwangdehuanbingzhiji。

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yangguangmingmei,linjingfengzhanzaiminzhengjumenkou,sihugangfanyingguolaiyiyangninan。

“离婚了啊。”

anruxueyiweitashizhongyurushizhongfudetanxi,wenroudejiaojitayizhanglihunzheng。

“你自由了。”

linjingfengxiangxiao,keshiquexiaobuchulai,taweichizheyifulengyingliankong,zhuanshenzhaochangqugongsishangban。

kanzhetadebeiying,anruxueturanyizhenxinjianzhanli,lianshangsihuyourushidehenji。

tashenshouyimo,shiyanleia,keshitamingmingxihuandeshineigerena。

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jiranyijingbeiyiqi,neijiujizijiliudianzuihoudetimian。

tabuxiangbeirencongbieshuliganchuqu,suoyihuiquzhihouyigerentiqianshoushilexingli。

xialoudeshihouxumazhengzaijiyipenlinglanjiaoshui。

kandaotazheiyanglenglexia,suijiwendao,“furenyaoqulvxingma?”

anruxuemeiyoushuohua,kanzheneipenlinglanzoushen。

xumasihushiganzhidaoshenme,xiaoxinyiyidewen,“neininshenmeshihouhuilaini?”

anruxuezhidaolinjingfengzuitaoyanneixiejiaoruodedongxi,huahuacaocaorushi,ta,yerushi。

talikaizhihou,zheidongximianbulebeirengchuqu,xianglexiang,tahaishidaizouba。

“xuma,bangwozhaogedaizibahuazhuangqilaiba。”

xumayiranmingbaizheihuadeyisi,chenmodejitazhuanghaodongxi。

tayishoulazhexinglixiang,yishoubaozheneipenlinglan,yichumenzhengduishangqidandelian。

qidanyulinjingfengshifaxiao,neiquantaizidanglizuikanbushanganruxuederen。

takaozaichemenshang,kanzhetachongmaneyi。

“zenme?zhongyubeisaodichumenlema?”

kanzheanruxuezheishenpingchangxiuxiandeyifu,tafengcidexiao。

“haishiyouwanneitaoyuqinguzong,lijiachuzou?”

“niyouyisimaanruxue?lingebushuo,nihaizhenbazijidanggewanyierle?”

yuandingyuxingrenjiecemukanlai,kanzheanruxuebaoluzaiyangguangxiadelangbei。

“我没有在闹。”

tazhazhayan,renxiaquru,bingbuxiangnaodetainankan,lazhedongxijiuyaolikai。

kantaneifushouqibaodeyangziqidanjiulaiqi,haoxiangtazenmeqifuletayiyang。

tayibulanzaianruxueshenqian,“wotilingejinggaoni,nibuguojiushilinjiayangdeyitiaogoubale,buyaojilianbuyaolian!”

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tayangqitoulu,jiuxiangzhanbaidejiangjunhanweizijizuihoudezunyan。

“woshilinjiayangdegou,neiniyouhaodaonaerqu?buyeshilinjingfengdezougouma?”

tazhizheqidandebizi,nulizhengdaweihongdeyankuang。

“wobuyaolian,niyaolianma?chuchuzhenduiyigenvren,nidelianzainaer?!”

zuihoutazhijieshuoqidan,“niliangenanrendoubusuan!”