第3章 搬起石头砸自己的脚

yizhenxilihuala,lulianchuanbeixiangzizazhong。

limiandedongxiquandiaolechulai,tadenaodaishanghaigualeyitiaoheisededingziku,lianquebineitiaodingzikuhaiyaohei!

bianshangdelaoguanjiameibiezhu,puchiyishengjiuxiaolechulai。

lulianchuanniutoudengta,“laochen,henhaoxiaoma?”

“abushi,lushao,wojiushigezhiwoyang,woqunaonao……”laochenzhidaobumiao,ganjinjiazhuangnaoyangyangchonglechuqu。

mandideqingquyongpin,suxiaoxiayegubushangxintengle,taochuzijizhunbeidefanglangpenwujiuganjinduizhelulianchuan,“niyoushenmeqitu,wogaosuni,wobushihaorede,nixiaoxinwoshoulidedongxi!”

huayingangluo,waimianjiujinlaiyiqunbaobiaomoyangderen,zhanzailulianchuanshenhou,heiyayayipian。

苏小夏立马就怂了。

wanle,gangchuhuxue,youjinlangwo,zheitemeshitazijisongshangmenlea!

lulianchuanchediaonaomenshangdedingziku,youkanxiangsuxiaoxia,henxieedexiaole,“nishoulidedongxihenweixianma?yaorangwoxiaoxin。”

惹不起惹不起。

suxiaoxiaganjinziyaxiao,“buweixianbuweixian,zheijiushiyipingxiangshui,liezhidema,wopalushaowenzheguomin。”

“e?”lulianchuanyanzhongshanguoyisiwanwei,“nishuotashixiangshui,nizenmebupendianzhengmingni?”

“wokanjiumeizheigebiyaoleba,”zheijiugangale。

“penba,wohaimeiwenguoliezhixiangshuishenmeweidaoni。”lulianchuanjiushiguyiyaobizhetapen。

suxiaoxiatongkudekanzhegenqiandebaobiaotuan,shuangshouzhandouzhejuqifanglangpenwuduizheziji,“wopen,wopen。”

lianzhezilejixia,suxiaoxiadeyanleijiugenfanglezhadeshuilongtouyiyangwangwaimao。

“nizenmekulea?zheigeliezhixiangshuihaicuileima?”lulianchuannulibiezhexiao,yibenzhengjingde。

“meiyou,woshiwendaozheigexiangshuiweidao,xiangqilewomama,suoyicaikude!”suxiaoxiayanjingtengdebuxing,youbuganpeng。

“nihaizhenshixiaoshuna,buruzaipendian,tongtongkuaikuaixiangyiciba!”

玩真的?

suxiaoxiaxiangsidexindouyoule,zheigefanglangpenwusuiranshijiukuaijiubaoyoumaide,danshixiaoguoneibushiyibandehao,xinlacibiqiangdebitidoukuaichulaile。

zheiyaoshizaipen,takenengzhenhuisizaizheier。

keyaoshibupen,zheigesinanrenhuirangneiqunbaobiaonongsizijiba?

hengshudoushiyisi,zijizhuangdebi,kuzheyeyaozhuangwan。

zhanzhanweiweibapenwujudaogenqian,haimeimuyudaofanglangdefangxiang,bianshanglulianchuanyijingyibazhuazhutadeshouwan。

zheinvrenshiyoumaobingba?rangpenjiupen,xialezenmeban?takebuxiangqugecanjiertong!

“xingle,zheifang……keke,woshishuoxiangshuitainanwenle,biepenle,nimenjige,qukaichuangtongfeng,ranhouwaimiandengzhe。”

baobiaomenrushizhongfu,ganjinchonglechuqu,gezhelaoyuan,lulianchuandounengtingjiantamendaxiaodeshengyin。

ganxiaota,mingtianjiubazheiqunrenquanbuanpaidaofeizhouqu!

zhenshikee,taanziwojinquantou,lenglengdeqiaozhegenqiandesuxiaoxia。

zheidoushibaigenqiandenvrensuoci,buhaohaojiaoxuntayixiashibuxingle!

suxiaoxiazhengbazaichuanghushangdakouhuxixinxiankongqi,turanganjuebeihouyizhenhanyi,renbuzhudalegehanjin。

tuhaojiushibuyiyang,kaidelengqidouzheimejili。

“ni,guolai。”lulianchuanminglingdao。

suxiaoxiazuoqiaoqiaoyoukankan,zheicaifanyingguolailulianchuanjiaodeshita,yiliandejingti,sisibazhechuanghuyan,“nixiangganshenme,wojinggaoni,niyaoshigantumoubugui,wo……wojiucongzheilitiaoxiaqu!”

“xiaojie,zheilikeshiyilou。”