“wangye，zaiheyibeima~”jiaomeidemeirenyizheyigechuanzhehualidedapangzi，xianzhangdeshouzhiniezheyigexiaoqiaolinglongdehuangjinjiubei，beizilizhuangzhezheiliangnianyinweiliangshiduanqueeryichangjinguidejiushui。
dapangzizhengzhemimiyankanzheta，jiuzhemeirendeshouhelejiu，zuilihanhubuqingdeshuo：“mei，meiren，niguanzuilebenwangkemeishenmehaochue~”
meirenniezhebeizideshoujiangyingleyixia，danshilianshanghaishineimeiyandexiaorong，taqingqingdechuileyixiawangyeshuo：“wangyenihaohuaiya~”
diannanwangzuozaitingyuandezhongyang，buyuanchushitiaowudehujimen，zuoyoushichenglidemingjihefuliyangdemingling，changmianhuluanbukanderangzaijiaoluolibanzoudeleshimenbugantaitou，jiupabeineidiannanwangdingshang。
miluandeyuanziwaizhanzhelianggechuanzheyexingyidenanzi，tamensishigangcongchengwaihuilai，yishenheiyiyezhebuzhushenshanglvsedexueye。
gezishaoaidenanzigongjingdezhanzailingyigenanzideshenhou，“zhuzi，huangshangpailaidedarengangjinshisanzhai。”
shenqiandenanzimeiyouhuitou，tazhuanleyixiashoulidefozhu，yebuzhidaoshizaikanzheyuanzihaishizaikanyanqiandemudan。
“bukuishichaotingchusedegou。”tayiweibumingdexiaolexiao。
aigenanzihenshikonghuang，zhuzimobushibeiqihuaile？neihuangdixiaoerhaizhenshiburongxiaoqu。
shaogaodiandenanzizheigeshihouquetaijiaozoujinleneimiluandeyuanzi，zaijiaoluolideleshiyanjiandekanjianle，limahedepigunniaoliu，yiliuyanpaole……
tiaowudehujimenyigemeilidehuizhuanganghaokanjianlejinyuanzidenanren，jiaoxiayiruan，diezailedishang。diannanwangzuoyoudemeirengengshihuangluandepalexialaiguizaidishangsesefadou。
diannanwangsuiranjiuyiyoudianshangtou，danshichuyuqiushengdebennenglimazhengkailemimiyan，tachengdeyixiazhanleqilai，ranhouyouhuiguoshenlai，zhuangmozuoyangdezhenglilexiadakaideyijin。
“woerzenmehuilaile？”
aigenanrenchelechezuijiao，wojiazhuziyaoshibuhuilai，laowangyenidouyaoshangtianle。
diannanwangdichudeerziyuqianxiubeizheshouzhanzaiyuanziderukouchu，neimoyangjiuxiangshiyigeshashen：“wobunenghuilai？”
suirandiannanwangerzihenduo，danshijiabuzhuzheigeerzizuichusea，buguozheigedichudeerziqueshiyouxiuderangdiannanwanghaipa，tajiaxiaoleliangsheng。
“ha，ha，woershuodeshenmehua，nikan，wozheibushizaizhunbeihuanyingnihuilaidejiemume！”benwangjianzhitaijizhi！
“e？huanyingwodejiemu？xinghaowotiqianhuilaile，burandoubuzhidaofuwangjiwozhunbeilezheimedadejingxi。”yuqianxiutaitoukanleyiyandiannanwangdetouding，“neifuwangtoudingshangdeyoushishenmejingxi？”
diannanwangmanlianyiwendetaitoukanqu，jiukanjianleyikoudapanya，neiyashangxiadongledong，sihushizaihetadazhaohu！
“youcike！！”diannanwanggangxiangxiangerzibenqu，sheizhidaotaganggangyidong，bozishangjiujialeyibahuolekoudedadao……
zheihuolekoudedaoshibushiduiwoyoudianbuzunzhong？diannanwangtunletunkoushui，gangxiangshuohua，jiubeidadaohualaleyixia，neixipinenroulimajianlexue。
“wangye，ninzuihaobieshuohua，wobutaixihuannikaikou。”zhuazhediannanwangdejiushixiangyaolaiqiangyaodejiangsinan，tayibianxiechizhediannanwang，yibianheyuqianxiudazhaohu，“wanshanghao~”
yuqianxiukanleyiyanta，xiazhangdehuliyanmilemi，“wanshanghao。”
diannanwangbuleyile，laozibeirenyongyibahuolekoudedadaohuachuxuele，nixiaozidashenmezhaohu！
“woer！ganjinbazheizeirennaxia！fuwangshoushangle！”tahaixiangzaiduosusuku，lingmindebiziquewendaolenongzhongdexuexingwei，neishicongyuanwaichuanlaide！tatuiyiruan，diezailedishang。
jiangsinandangranlabuzhutigepangdadediannanwang，tayemeiguan，dadaohuilehui，bianchenglejiazaitadetoudingshang，neishibasha“ren”wushudedao，sensendehanyijiurangdiannanwangdongdanbude。
“wangye，wokebushilaisharende，jiuxiangheninjiegejiumingdedongxi，”taxiaoyinyindewailewaitou，“yiyaodiyitiaozunguideming，huasuandehen~”
yao？neiyaoganggangyouyouxiangderensongdaotashouli，zenmejiubeirenzhidaole！diannanwangetoudixialedoudadehan。
“nishuo，shuoshenme，ben，benwangtingbudong！”tahaodaiyeshishangguoxiuluochangdewangye，qihuibeizheixiaozeihezhu！
“e，kanlaiwangyeshibuhuihezuole。”jiangsinantiaoletiaomeishiyiyuqianxiu，“xiaowangye，ninyixiaruhe？”
yanqiandexingshisihuyemeiyoushangliangdeyudi，suoyiyuqianxiurenzhendekanleyiyanzijianeidouchengshaizidefuwang，taxiaolexiao，“dangranshibuhuanle，wocongbuweinifuwang。”
“hao，henhao。”jiangsinanningxiaozhehuiqiledadao，kongbudeshayijiuwangdiannanwangdetoudingqu——
“叮——”
yikexiaoxiaodefozhudazailejiangsinandedadaoshang，yingshengshengdebatadedadaodawaile，zhixuediaolediannanwangdefaguan。
tasuoxingdiudiaodiannanwang，zhizhidechaoyuqianxiubenqu，kuangzaodeshaqiliaoqileguizaidishangmeirendeshaqun，dadaogengshihaobuliuqingdezhijiezuoyoupikan。
yuqianxiuhoutuileliangbu，chouchuleyaojianderuanjiandangzhuledadaodepikan，yishihuoguangsijian。
xiuzhangdetuihengsaojiangsinanzhanzhededifang，rangjiangsinancubujifang，zhihaojiuzhetuifenghoufanleyiquan，huiguoshenlaiyoushiyidunluankan……
zheigejiahuoshibatadang“caitou”a……yuqianxiulengxiaoyisheng，shoulideruanjiantoudeyisifengxicixiangjiangsinan。
jiangsinanguanzaixiuluochanglihun，feichangtaoyanzheizhongniangxixidedafa，talimachouhuidadaodangzhuleneiwuchidetouxi，gangxiangzaishangdeshihouquebeiyuqianxiudeyimeifozhujizhonglefubu。
tawuzhufubulengxiaoyisheng：“xiangbudaotangtangxiaowangyejuranshizheizhongwuchixiaoren。”
“zonghaoguoxiechirendexiaozei。”yuqianxiunazheruanjianzhilezhitazuilidexiaozei。
jiangsinanyaozheyahengleyisheng，feikuaidewangdishangdiuleyikeyaowan，chaneijianyuanzifanqileyiguheiyan。
yuqianxiuhuilehuishou，quganyanqiandeheiyan，zheiheiyanyebuzhidaoshishenmezuode，yiguguaiwei。
diannanwangbeihelehe，youbeizheiheiyanqiangleqiang，zhongyuyunleguoqu……
“wangye！”zhouweidemeirenbinghuangmaluandeweileshangqu……
gangcongxiuluochanghuilai，haimeilaidejixiuxijiukanleyichangdaxi，zhenshirangrenshenxinpibei，yuqianxiutuikaifangmen，jiukanjianleneirangta“shenxinpibei”dejiahuo。
neirentanzuozaiyizishang，kanjiantayebuqishen，zhishiyouqiwulidechaotazhaolezhaoshou。
“嘿。”