第5章
“不错。”
duanjingandianlediantou，taruoyousuosidekanzhejiangxing，huranyiweishenzhangdao：“wogangcaitingzhaotonghannijiangshaoye，zhenggehuacheng，yinggaizhiyoujiangqixianlaoyezisuozaidejiangjia。”
beiyiyudaoposhenfen，jiangxingyemeiyouyinman，tanranchengren，“wodequeshijiangqixiandesunzi。”
duanjiatabingbusuantebiemosheng，huachengjubo，yichengshoufu。
shuoshiwudajiazuzhishou，danqishi，qitasidajiazujiaqilai，yeweibinengyouyigeduanjiadenengliqiang！
dangran，nengfazhandaozheizhongchengdu，sheidouhuiyoujifenyaxiangdidebenshihuoshirenmaiguanxiwang。
duanjinganhuangrandawu，chenyindao：“nishizongwuniandeshiqing，woyeyousuoerwen，zheicihuilai，zhenghaoyushangxirideweihunqigentarenchenghun，nuyinanpingyezaiqinglizhizhong。”
jiangxingsaranxiaodao：“taruozhishigaijia，woziranbuhuiyoushenmeyinanpingde，dandangchudeshiqing，tamenshenjiawangenfuyizaixian，youenjiangchoubaozaihou，zheijianshi，bunengzheimesuanle。”
duanjinganwendao：“xuyaowomenzuoshenme？”
tayoubuchongyiju，“woduanjiaderenqing，kebushineimehaoqianxiade，nikeyixiangyixiangzaijueding。”
zhishiyonglaiduifuyigeshenjia，neiyetaidacaixiaoyongle。
jiangxinghuranwendao：“shenyaogenwangjiadehunli，zaixiageyueshenmeshihoujuxing？”
“jushuoshixiageyueerhao，lixianzai，zhiyousitianshijian。”duanjinganshuowandunledun，youbuchongleyiju，“hunlididian，zaizhongquhuxindao，neilishiwoduanjiadechanye。”
jiangxinglveweiyouxiechayi，suijixinsiyidong，chenyindao：“neilaofanduanxiansheng，bangwozaineitianyuliuchuzuihaodeweizhi，woyaobangwoyeyejubanqishidashou。”
duanjinganhedengrenjing，yipangdeduanlaoyezi，yemilemiyan，yiweishenzhangdekanleyanjiangxing，xiaodao：“houshengkeweia！”
jiangxingziranmeixiangmanzhutamen，yexiaodao：“shitamenjiuyouziqu。”
duanlaoyeziyaoleyaotou，“nianqingjiushihao。”
ketaolejijuhou，jiangxingyegaocilikai，buguoduanlaoyezirangduanjialaoerduanjingmin，yilusongtamenchuqu。
dengjirenlikai，duanlaoyezicaikanzheduanjinganshuodao：“zheigenianqingren，yaohaohaojiejiao，nianjiqingqingnenggouyongyouzheizhongyishu，yanxingjuzhilianlidanrandoubufangzaiyanli，qiantuwuxian。”
duanjingandiantouyinghe，“wozhidao。”
likaiduanjia，duanjingmingewaireqing，zhudongyaoqing，“jiangshaoye，zhaoyisheng，zheiyekuaidaofandianle，womenyiqiquchigefan？”
jiangxingganxiangjujue，duanjingminyoushuodao：“nimenkeqianwanbunengjujue，jiulewomenjialaoyezi，zheigeenqing，bitianda，yaoshiranglaoyezizhidao，liangweifandoumeichijiuzoule，wohuiqubudebeibacengpi？”
zheirangjiangxingdaolezuibiandehua，zhinengyanxiaqu，wunaidao：“neijiuzouba。”
buduoshi，sanrenjiulaidaoyijiagaodangcanting。
“zheijiadian，shiwozaidali，shicaidoushijingtiaoxixuandeshanzhenhaiwei。”
duanjingminyibianjieshao，yibianlingzheliangrenqianwangzuigaoguigedebaoxiang。
jiangxingkanleyandianming，haizhenjiujiao‘shanzhenhaiwei’。
真贴切。
“liangweixianzuohuier，woqufenfuhouchuzhunbeijiayao。”
duanjingminxiaolexiao，qishenlikai。
zhaotongzuokankanyoukankan，xiaodao：“zheiciwoyegenzhezhanguangle。”
jiangxinggangxiangshuohua，menkouzheishituranchuanlaiyidaoshengyin，“jiangxing？nizenmehuizaizheili？”
liangrentongshikanqu，zhijianshenlangzhanzaimenkou，tantouwanglikan。
jiangxinglandedalita，zijikailepinghongjiu。
shenlangqueziguzidezoulejinlai，yiliangaoaodelianshang，haidaizheyimoyihuo，“wogangcaihaoxiangkandaoduaneryechuqu，wokancuoleme？”
jiangxingpieletayiyan，“nijuedewoyaoshigenduaneryerenshi，huirangnizaizheiligoufei？”
suiranbeima，danshenlangquexiaoleqilai，“hahahaha，wojiushuoma，nixianzaijiushitiaosangjiazhiquan，zenmekenengrenshiduanerye。”
“buguo，nijianeilaobusidehaitangzaiyiyuanshengsibuzhi，niquedaizherenlaizheizhongdifangchifan，zhenshiyougouxiaoshundeni！”
zheiyinyangguaiqidehua，rangzhaotongtingbuxiaqule，zhoumeidao：“nizheirenhuibuhuishuohua？”
“woshuodekeshidashihua，buranniwenwenzheiweidamingdingdingdejiangshaoye，tayeyeshibushikuaisile？tamahaipaoquwomenjiaxiaguiqiujiuni！”
shenlangyufachangkuai，“wojieshuole，neilaobusidehuobuguosantian，nihaiyouqiuwomendejihui，hahahaha。”
yizhenchangkuangdaxiao，shenlangxinmanyizudezoule。
xianzaidejiangxing，duitalaishuojiushizhilouyi，suishoukeyirounie。
erqie，tajiejiedengzhejiangxingzhudongtuihun，tayeduding，houmianliangtian，jiangxingjueduihuiquzhaotamenqiujiu。
baoxianglishengxialiangren，zhaotongqifendao：“jianzhi**！”
shenjiashizenmejueqide，zaihuachengshangjiequanzili，bingbushishenmemimi。
suoyi，shenjiadeenjiangchoubao，yeshigemeirenshuopodemimi。
jiangxingfanerdandingxuduo，“zheijitian，haishixianrangwoyeyezhuyuan，bietoulutayijingbeizhiyudexiaoxi。”
zhaotongxinlingshenhui，“womingbai。”
sitianhoudehunli，shenjiahuiweizheiyiqiefuchucanzhongdedaijia！
duanjinganzheishihouyehuilaile，haiqinziquleyipingzhenzangbaijiu。
jiangxinghuranshuodao：“shenjiadeshaoyeshenlang，sihuyezaizheilichifan。”
duanjinganyanshenyining，chenyinjimiao，nachushoujidalegedianhua。
“chayixiashenlangzainagebaoxiang，rangtagundan！yihouzaigantajinzheiliyibu，daduantadetui！”
yitiaomingling，rangshanzhenhaiweidejingli，rulindadibanpairenqucha。
budaosanfenzhong，taqinzidaizhejigebaoan，chongquleshenlangdebaoxiang。
cishideshenlang，zhenggenshenjiarenshuozhegangcaijiandaojiangxingdeshiqing，tianyoujiacu，yiqifengfa。
“nimenshibuzhidao，gangcaijiangxingneigelianse，yifuyaokuyoukubuchulaideyangzi，bietiduohuajile！hahahaha！”
shenyaoyetongyangzaizuo，wenyanxiaolexiao，“wozaoyishuoguo，wogenta，yijingbushiyigeshijiederenle，zheigehuntakendinghuilaizhaowotui，yihoutadesuoyoushiqing，genwomeiyourenheguanxi。”
“jie，yaoshitasihuobukentuihunzenmeban？”shenlangwendao。
shenyaoluchuyimoshengquanzaiwodegaoao，ximeiqingtiao，“yaoshitabuken，neibujinshitayeyehuobule，tamuqin，yeyaoliuluojietou，biewangle，xianzaitamuqindeneitaofangzi，yezaiwomingxia！”
“shenme？”shenlangdaweijingya，suijidaxiaoqilai，“haishijienilihai！yichangdinghun，rangwomenshenjiazhijieshaofendoujishinian，rujinzichankuaituposhiyileba？zhidenggenwangjialianyin，womenshenjiabidinghuichengweihuachengdiliudajiazu！”
“zuihaoxiaodeshi，jiangxingneigefeiwu，jingrandoumeipengguoni！xiaosile。”
shenlangxiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile，lingwaijigeshenjianianqingren，yedouxiaoleqilai。
yaobushiyinweizheiyang，wangjianeiweishaoye，haizhenbuyidinghuigenshenyaojiehun。
只能说，江行太蠢。
jiuzaizheishi，baoxiangmenbeirentuikai，shanzhenhaiweidejinglidaizheqibagebaoanjilejinlai，baqilinrandeyishengnuhe，“doujiwogun！”