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gongsiqinggongyanjieshu,yishishenyeshiyidian.
zhulijiangwosongdaoxiaoqulouxia,bianzixingliqu。
我微醺。
zhanzaidatingdengdiantideshihou,shenbianbuzhiheshiduolegeshenying——
mibaiseyashemao,heisedakouzhao,heisetxu,lanseniuziku,yigeheisededabeibao。
颇感眼熟。
wowaitoukanletayiyan,zhengqiaoyutadeshixianduishang。
wojingyadao:“ya,shinia!daxiongdi!”
nanziyangleyanghaokandemei,yanjingwanwan,xiaoyimanman,meiyoudiyicibeiwolachedejujin:“shiwo,zhenqiaoa!”
电梯来了。
我先,他后。
“jilou?”anloucengdeshihou,wowen。
“17,你呢?”
“wo18!”wogengjingyale。
yifanxunwenzhihou,wocaizhidao,tashixinbanlaidezhuhu。
wo18a,ta17a,loushanglouxia。
shiqilouxiandao,tazouchudiantimenkou,duiwoshuo:“yihouqingduoguanzhaoa,xialaoshi!”
zheiju“xialaoshi”rangwosicengxiangshi,kexijiuhounaodaiyoudianhunchen,xiangbuqilai。
“duile,daxiongdi,nizenmechenghuya?”wodangzhudiantimen,hanzhuta。
tatinglexialai,zhengyaokaikou,wodeshipindianhualaile!
是我妈。
wobaoqiandichaotahuihuishou,huangluanzhongjietingshipin。
“zenmehaimeidaojia?hejiula?sangengbanyede,nagezhengjingnvhaixiangnizheiyangde?kuaisanshisuiderenla!”womazaineitoupitougailiandishuluowo。
wozezeliangsheng:“gongsikaiqinggongyan,yingchouma,heledian!fanzhengmingtianzhoumobushangban!”
“ninanpengyouni?zhidaoniyingchouzheimewan,meisongnihuijia?”
男朋友?
我停顿三秒。
“biegenwoshuoyizhoubudaoyigenrenfenshouleha!”laorenjiajingmingzhe,“nineitoufenshou,wozheitoubaozhengjixujinizhao……”
老娘贼心不死!
woqiujiudemuguangluozaidiantimenwaineimoshenyingshang。
woyijiaodangzhukuaiyaobihedediantimen,chongzhetazhidianhua,zuixinghan:“daxiongdi,jianghujiujia!”
zheijiahuozhendetaishangdaole!
sanbubingliangbu,ganguolai,genwojizaipingmuqian:“ayi,wanshanghao!wogangsongweiweihuilai,zhengzhunbeihuiquni!”
“weiwei”erzihandekeqinrele。
womajianzhe,dunshimeikaiyanxiao:“haohaizi,younizai,wojiufangxinle!duile,nihaimeigaosuwonidemingzini!weiweineihaizi,yiwensanbushuo!”
我看他,他看我。
linshidahuo,woyebuzhidaotaxingshenmingsheiwa!
taqingkeyisheng,shunshoujiangkouzhaozhaixialai,luchuxiaoyimanmandejunlian:“ayi,wojiaoxunansheng!”
我浑身一僵。
shoujicongzhangzhonghualuo,“kuangdang”yisheng,shuaiheileping……