jumanglianmangpaoguolai,kanjianshita,youxiewucuo,heibaifenmingyouqingliangdelizhimouqingchundongren:“shinin,xiaolixiansheng…”min
lisiqidaoyiwaitarendeziji,dandankaikou:“nirenshiwo?”
jumangdeyanzhongrumengshuiwu,shuiwangwangyoulianren:“lishizizhuwo,youshouliulewoyiduanshijian,wodangranjidemeiyiweienren。”
lisiqizailijiashiyiguanbeihushide,quebeizheigebuguoliangmianzhiyuandenvhaijizhu。
buzhiweishenme,youqiangliedezhijuetixingta,yaotaaishangyanqianzheigechunjiewuxiadenvhai。
tadequetebie,yedequeqingchundongren。
lisiqixiaolexiao:“bangnideshiwoge,bushiwo,xietajiukeyi。”
ranertagangtaibuyaojinyanhuiting,jiutingjiannvhaijinzhangdeshengyin。min
“ninyehenhao,qingninbiewangzifeibo。”
lingyibian,duwangecanjiayanhuidemudedadaole,zhijiehuijiaxuexi。
erlisiqitingdaozheihua,yiruwangchangrenchuwuhaidigoulegouchunjiao,langzimoudanxiao:“hao。”
duwangezuozaicheshang,tanazheshoujikanlishifuxiziliao。
『nizuijinhaigouyinfanpaima?』
tabuzouxin:“zenme?”
『wojuedenibaiyonggong,fanpaibukenengbuxihuannvzhude,zheibenshusuoyounanpeidouhuifengkuangaishangnvzhu,suoyinihaishitingwomende,haohaogaizao,cainengduoguonanpeishani,biezouwaimenxiedao。』min
youshidanmugaodeguibaxi,duwangebuyiweiran:“buguojiushiyaowotingnimenhua,zheizhonghuawodoutingdeerduoqijianzile。”
『tahaibuxin,buxinjiushishi,nvzhuguanghuanhenqiangdade,nanpeizenmekenengaishangnvpeia,nanpeizhihuiaishanshanfaguangdenvzhu。』
lisiqigangjinyanhuiting,muguangsaoshiyibian,faxianbingmeiyoutadezongying。
tasuibianzhaoleyigelibinwen。
libinyoudianchayi:“wu**?wushidewu**bushigangzouma?”
libinkanleyiyanwaimian:“xianzaiyinggaishangchele。”
lisiqimeitouweizhou,tawangwaikan,neigenvhaiyijingbuzaineilile。min
ruguoganggangneigenvhaibuchuxian,tajiunengyushangwuge。
neigenvhaichuxiandeweimianyouxietaiqiaole,shenzhiyouxieqiguai。
巧合吗?
duwangehuiqu,jiaojinnaozhixieleshuxueyilunfuxishulizuijiandande**bufen,haodaixuelegedagai。
shuxueyaoxuedebufenyuanyuanbuzhizheixie,qitakemutahaikeyikaobei,lirudili。
danshuxuewanquanshiconglingkaishi。
tingshuohaiyoubangeyuejiumokao,zhipalijigehaichahenyuan。min
『youjianshixiangbaituoni,erqieshiduiwomenshuangfangdouhaodeshi,niganbugan?』
duwangefanye,manbujingxinkaikou:“youpikuaifang。”
『这态度真服了。』
『youyijiangudongshimingchaoyonglenianjiandeqinghuakuilongwenguan,yuanzhuliafengzhaodaodeshihouyijingbeibushihuoderennongsuile,duzheyehenkexi,ninengbunengtiqianquzhao,baohuhaozheigeguobao。』
duwangedebitingzhu:“daijiani?”
『zheidaoyemeiyoudaijia,neigeguanzinidagailvnabuhuilai,lifengdoumeiyounahuilai,womenshisimadanghuomayi。』
『tazenmekenengnadehuilaiya,nimenyetaibingjiluantouyile,afengdoumeizuodaoni。』min
『buguozhiqianwomentixingniduzheguomin,nidebangwomenbanvzhufangchulai。』
duwangechengzhetaiyangxue:“shenmeyisi?”
『zhengjialihuirangrenbajumangguanzaiqicaishizhengzhengyigewanshang,houlaijumanghaifashaolemeirenguan。』
duwangetuozhelian,lingyizhishoubafudaoshufanye:“neinanzhuzenmebuqujiu,nimenbushishuonanzhuyidinghuiyingxiongjiumeima?”
『yinweizheigeshihouafenghemangmanghaibushua,zenmekenengshishidounengjiudaoma。』
duwangechaoxiaoleyisheng:“e。”
『zhenbuxiangqiuta,yaobushitashiweiyiyigenengtingcongwomenhuodongde,sheiqiuenva。』min
duwangemeifangxinshang,qingpiaopiaochaofeng:“ninaozibeilunziyaguozheimehuijiangcheguluhua,qiurenbanshihaicicidouyaoxianchaofengwo,woyoubenshirangnidebaobeinvzhubeiguanyiwanshangfagaoshao,ninengzenmewo?”
『nideyishenmea!yigeedunvpei,yaobushiwomenshisheni,nibazaojiusile,niyepochanle,haibeihuahualian,yuanzhulijiujiansile,kanyuanzhudouhenbudebanidaxiebakuai,qifuwomenneimeshanliangneimeguangmingleiluodenannvzhu。』
youxiedanmulianmangzuzhi:『**……nishuoshani,nvpeijieyizhiyilaihaishimanzunshouyuedingdeba,xianzaishiwomenzhengchangjiaoyi,nimarenganma,neishiyuanjuqing,bushixianzaia。』
『shenpandangbielaifafeng,afenghemangmangshihao,shicongtoudaoweidouguangfengjiyue,dannvpeiyeshiheihuayibubuzoulaide,taxianzaimeiheihua,lianzhelianggeheihuaguandouguole,bienahaimeifashengdeshiqinglaishenpanxingma。』
danhenmingxian,neigehuranpaochulaimadedanmuyoukaikoule:『yaobushiwoxianzaicaijiajinzheigezhibo,wozaojiumale,kanyuanzhuwodouxiangjinquqiasita。』
biededanmuxunsukaikou:『woshuoni,yuanlaishimeiyouyilugenguolaide,neigeidjiao‘afengshiwodemenga’defashenmedian,yikaishisheibushitaoyanwuge,danwomenkanzhetazouguolai,nvpeijiemeicichaoewanchengrenwuyouduoguainikandaolema!』
『nishimeikandaonvpeizenmebangmangmangdeba……haijimangmangguoshengri,suiranwomenyebuzenmexihuannvpei,dannengbunengbuyaowunaopen。』min
duwangezhishilengxiaoyisheng:“jirannimenzhongjianyoubuxinrenwode,ok,bujiule,fanzhengjiubujiuyuwowuguan。”
『别啊!!』
『nibujiudehuamangmangjiuyaodanwukaoshishiqujiangxuejin,jiuyaobudebuqujiudiandagongchadianbeilaonanrenweixie。』
duwangemanyouyoukaikou:“e…yuanlaishizheimedademang,nimenjiunayigexiaoxihuan,shibushitaibianyile?”
弹幕察觉自己失言。
『坏了』
mingxianyoushineigejiao‘afengshiwodemenga’deidjixuma:『hahahaha,tຊdaodisheinaocan,bazheimezhongyaodexinxishuochulai,heedunvpeizuojiaoyi,woyeshifulenimendenaozi,tazenmekenengbangwomen。』min
duwangekanbujianidshenmede,lianhuayezhidangshifangpi,mianwubiaoqingkaikou:“xianzai,zaijiaoyigexinxi,wobuyaoqiande,woyaoguanyudujiade。”
danmumingxianchiyileyizhenzi,zhongyukaikoule。
『neiniyaozunshouyuedinga,dujiazaiguobangeyuezuoyouhuibeiyigemiandianzhubaoshangqipian,kuijishigeyi,neigezhubaoshangjialishidujiashidaihezuodeduixiang,xingli,danshibeimiandianneibianjunfaweixieyaocongdujiapianqian,suoyizuihouyicijiaoyipianledujia,qitabuzhidaole,yinweizheigexiaoxizaiyuanjuqingyibidaiguo。』
『yiqunshazi,jiyiduixiaoxi,tagenbenbuhuigande。』
『magoumeiyou,zheimeduoren,jiunicongming,nibuyuanyixinnvpeiyijingkaishibianhaolejiubiewan。』
duwangebashubenfanye:“zhidaole,shijiandidian。”
『mingtianxiawuwudian,zaizhihuadaxueqicaishi07,tamennasaobabamenshuanzhude,niguoqudeshihoujidedaijianyifu,qicaishihaoleng。』min