第1章 不下蛋的老母鸡

“wohuailenilaogongdehaizi,nizheigebuhuixiadandelaomuji,rangweiba!”

嘀——

shoujipingmushangtiaochuyitiaoxinxi,tongxinnaqishoujikanleyiyan。

gezhepingmutadounengganjuedaoduifangdeshengqilingren,quebuzhigaizenmehuifu。

xin,xiangshituranbeiyizhidashoumengdizhaidiaoleyiban,yixiazibuzhisuocuo。

fenbuqingshiteng,haishimamu。

lveweizoushen,duimiandelijiayanbianlijiyoulebunaifan。

笃笃笃——

taxiuzhangdezhijieqiaoleqiaozhuomian,chenshengtixing:“wozaigennitanlihun,nihaiyouxinsiwanshouji?niyiweituoyanshijianyouyong?”

tongxinweiweilianshen,taimouyingshangtaqinglengdemouzi。

neizhangshuaidefangui、cengrangtaanlianbanian,wenrouyifusanniandelian,cikelenglierushuang,bujianyisiwenqing。

tazaoyixiguan,xinjingrushui。

tongxinzuijiaodongledong,nenedituilexiabiliangshangdeheikuangyanjing:“hao,neijiuqianzi,woshenmedoubuyaonide。”

tanaqizhuoshangdebi,zhijiezailihunxieyidezuihouyiye,qianxialemingzi。

tayitaodongzuoxingyunliushui,meiyouyisiyouyujiujie。

厉嘉衍微怔。

tabutaixiangxindimiqimouzi:“nijiuzheimetongyile?”

tongxinchuixiayanjian,qingjuandejiemaoshanleshan。

butongyi,nandaoyaotayikuernaosanshangdiaome?

tongxinxinzhongzichao,quebuganzaikanlijiayandeyanjing,zhishimurandiantou:“fanzhengwomenzhijianmeiyouganqing,haozheyemeiyiyi。dangchujiehunbenlaijiushiweilejiyeyechongxi,xianzaiyeyezoule,lihunshizuihaodexuanze。”

tashuozhe,naleshoujiqishenyoudao:“wohuijinkuaishoushidongxilikaide。”

qingmiaodanxiedetaidu,ranglijiayanxintouyizhenweizao。

没感情?

jiranmeiganqing,dangchuweishenmehaiyaoshuajinshouduanfeijinxinji,bideyeyeqiangpozijiquta?

lengluoletasannian,zhongyuxiangmingbaile?

lijiayanananwojinquantou,chenlekouqi,shengyinchenlengshuli:“qianshuiwanzheifangzishiyeyedayingjinide,qitadenikeyibuyao,fangziliujini。nizhulesannian,wobuhuizaiyaode。”

zilijujian,doushiduitadexianqi。

tongxinweiweidiantou,shengyindanran:“suibianni,wodouxing。”

lijiayantongkongyishou,liansechenlejifen。

ta“shu”diqishen,shengyinburongshangliangjujue:“lihunxieyiworanglvshizhongxinqicao,haolehouhuirangzhulisongguolai。”

shuowan,tatouyebuhuidizhuanshenlikai。

taqizhangtingbadebeiyinghenkuaijinlexuanguan,zhidaozuihouyimoyingziyexiaoshibujiandeshihou,tongxinnuliqiangchengdejianqianghuranhongrandaota。

taxiangxieleqidepiqiu,chuizhenaodaizhanzaiyuandi。

shuangshouwochengquantouchuizaishentiliangce,xinzhongdenanguoheweiqubushoukongzhidiyongxiangshentidegegejiaoluo。

tahongzheshuangyan,xinzhongmoyu:yeye,duibuqi,wozuizhonghaishimeinengzuodaochengnuoninde,heayanbaitouxielao。tadexinzhongmeiyouwo,yuqibatabangzaishenbian,bururangtaquzhaozijidexingfu。

tongxinshenshendixilekouqi,naqishouji,diankaigangcaideduanxin。

feikuaididianjipingmu,huileyiju:hao,worangwei,zhunimenxingfu!

……

夜,纯色酒吧。

wuchili,xingxing**dehongnanlvnvbutingdisuizhezhenerdeyinle,youjiezoudiniudongzhezijideshenti,aimeideqixilongzhaozhezhenggejiuba。

linzhuode**meinvbeiyigeyouyigedenanrendashan,tongxinzaixianyandeweizhizuolebantianquewurenwenjin,taledetugeqingjing。

juqiyipingerguotou,“gudonggudong”guanjinzuili。

yixiaoping125mlquanbuxiadu,zhijieshaodeweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。

tongxinyunyunhuhudizhanqilai,chongjinweishengjian。

baozhematongtudehuntianandi,yanlidoushilijiayanneizhangqinglengxianqidejunlian。

“he,zhanan,niyoulenidebaiyueguang,quechenglewodezhushazhi……”

takuzhemazhe,turanhunshenzhanlexia。

tapiaoleyiyansizhou,buyoumouseyilin,wenwendizhanleqilai。

angshoutingxiong,manyanlingli,qichangquankai!

hegangcaineigemanyanaiyuanmanshensangqidenvren,panruoliangren!

xishoutaiqian,tongxinkanzhejingzilideziji。

laotudeheikuangyanjing,zhongfendimawei,sumianchaotian,baisetxu,heisekuotuiku,xiaobaixie。

“zeze!laoqihengqiu!”tongxinxianqidiyaotou:“tongxinatongxin,nikezhenshigoudiurende,youchuanchengzheiguiyangzilaijiuba?zhenjilaoniangdiuren!”

tatanlekouqi,zhaidiaoyanjingrengdaoyipang,youchediaofaquan,jiangzhangfapisanxialai,molehaiteyizhanshuidalileyixia。

shenshangdetxubeitaliaoqiyijiao,zaizuoyaoshangfangningchengyigexiaojie,luchuyixiaopianxiaomanyao。

kuotuikubeitatuoxiayongchanyaodefangshiguozhutunbu,luchuxiuzhangdedazhangtui,lianjiaoshangdexiaobaixiecikeyebiandegaodashangleqilai。

kanzhejingzilideziji,tagouchunyixiao:“zaijianle,xiaosongbaotongxin!”

没错,她不是童心。

但,她也是童心!

tashineigebaozitongxindedierzhongrenge。

congxianzaikaishi,zaiyemeiruannuodanxiaodetongxin,zhiyouta——tong·niugulu·xinle!

qifuguotaderen,nimenzhunbeihaolema?