第三章十八般武艺!

lianggexiaolouluodiediezhuangzhuangdezaiqianmiandailu,yilujiangchaoyundaidaolejuyiting。

rujinzhengshihuanghunshifen,gegeshuiludazhaihaimeiyoukaifan,juyitingzhongqueshijujilezhongduodezhaizhu,songjiang、wuyong、gongsunsheng、qinming、luzhishen、wusongdenggejiazhaizhudouzaidatingzhishangxiantan,huatizongshilibukaichuzhengdechaogaiyijitianwangdeneigeshaerzi。

“ai,chaodageyingxiongyishi,kexi,ruhehuitanshangyigechishadeerzi,laotianbugonga……”

宋江叹声道。

wuyongxiaodao:“gongminggege,suoweimingmingzhizhong,jieyoudingshu,renliqinenggenggai?zhishitianwangrujinzuoyongliangshan,wulunruhe,zheigehaizizongsuanshiyishengyishiwuyoule。”

zhongrenzhengzaishuohuajian,maliuyuzhangqidiediezhuangzhuangdechuangrulejinlai。

“songtouling,songtouling!”

songjiangtaitou,xintouyileng,erandao:“maliu,zhangqi,wobushijiaonimenzaizhaoliaochaoyunma?ruhebianchenglezheifumoyang?”

“yixiafanshang,rumawozheigeshaozhaizhu,gongmingshushu,nandaowobugaichushourangtamenzhangzhangjixingma?”

chaoyuncongwaimiandabutarujinlai,yanyuzhijiandaizheyisiaoran。

songjiangxintoudazhen,youxiebuxiangxinchaoyunzheigechierjingranhainenggoushuochuruciyifandaolilai,zijiyuchaogaijiaoqingzhihou,keyishuoshikanzhechaoyunzhangqilaide,buyaoshuojiangdaoli,chifandeshihou,ruguobushuobiechile,zheigexiaozijiunenggouchidebazijidupichengpo!

“maliu,zhangqi,jiujingzenmehuishi?”

宋江沉声问道。

maliuzhangqijiejiebabadejiangjingguojiangleyibian,songjiangdeliansedengshiyipiantieqing,zheilianggefeiwu,zijishiranglianggerenhaoshengkanzhezheigeshazi,yizebuyaorangtareshishengfei,erzeyejianshita,moyaozhenderechushenmezhijielai,sheichengxiangliangge**jingranrumachaoyun,zaizenmeshuo,zheiyeshichaotianwangdeerzi,qishinimenlianggexiaoxiaminenggouzhihuide?

guoran,zheigeshihouluzhishenyuwusongdelianseyijingbianle,qiwushaozhu,yixiafanshang,haodadegoudana!

“混账东西!”

songjiangjianjijikuai,lishenghedao:“lairen,jiwojianglianggerentuochujuyiting,zhangzewushi,zhuchuliangshanshuibo!”

liangpangdexiaolouluoyiyongershang,jianglianggerengeboniuzhu,budailiangrenyanyu,jiujituilechuqu。

“呸!罪有应得!”

luzhishennuhengdao:“rucipinxing,bupeizuoliangshanzhongren,moderumeilewomendeshanmen!ruoshisajia,zhijiedangchangdashale,tuochuquweigou!”

songjiangshanshandao:“dashifushuodejishi,shixiaokeshirenbuming,pingbairangxianzhishouleweiqu,shaohouxiaokezaitiaoxuanjingganrenzhaoguxianzhi!”

chaoyunweixiaodao:“xiaozhiduoxieshufuyifanmeiyile,buguo,xiaozhishicaitinglianggenucaishuo,jiafuzuorilingjunchuzhengcengtoushile?”

songjiangmanlianzhenjing,gangcaiyijuhua,ruguoshuoyoukenengshichaoyunmengduiledehua,neizheijuhuajiudaibiaozhechaoyunbusha,jueduibushaa!

youliyoujie,bubeibukang,mianduizheziji,shuohuabujinbuman,yanyujiandaizheyigushafazhiqi,weiyanyouli,nalishiyigeshazinenggouzuochulaide?

songjiangzhenjingdao:“xianzhi,ni,nizenme?”

哈哈哈……

chaoyunyangtiandaxiao,fanwendao:“shibushishufudarenjingyayuxiaozhidelishuzhoudao?zheihaiduoxieshufudarenzuotiandeyidunjiefengyana,yichangsuzui,jingranrangxiaozhitouluzhizhongwanjijinqu,rujinxiaozhiyijingyuchangrenwuyile,zenmeyang,shufumeiyouxiangdaoba?”

songjiangqueshimeiyouxiangdao,benlaichaogaijielaizijideerzi,bingmeiyouxiangzhedasizhangyang,bijingyigeshaerzi,meiyoushenmezhidexianbaide,keshisongjiangpianpianjiuyaoliangshanshangxia,dapaishengyan,weichaoyunjiefengxichen,yifanzhetengzhihou,shanzhongdegeweizhaizhu,ziranhuiyinweichaoyunchishadeguanxi,qingkanchaogaisanfen。

sheichengxiangyidunjiuroujingranrangchaoyunnaozhongwanjijinqu,shizaishibukesiyi!

songjiangmianqiangxiaodao:“xianzhiwanjijinqu,shizaishikexikehe,chaodagezhidaolexiangbihuixijierqiba?haha,wohaijideshisannianqian,nineigeshihoufangcaisisuiba,yishitanwan,naodaizhuangzaileqingshizhishang,luoxialebinggen,haozaicangtianchuiliana……”

chaoyunlianseyizheng,chenshengdao:“duoxieshufuguanian,buguo,xiaozhiqianlaijuyitingkebushiweilezheijianshiqing,xiaozhitingshuojiafuyijingyuzuorichuzhengcengtoushile?”

songjiangdiantoudao:“bucuo,cengtoushiqiwoliangshantaishen,lvlvfangyanyaojiaomieliangshan,jiangwodengyiwangdajin,quanbujiezhidongjingbianliang,redetianwangborandanu,liyiyaojiaomiecengtoushi,yijiexintouzhihen。”

chaoyunlianmangwendao:“cengtoushishiliruhe?”

yipangdewuyongdadao:“zhenggecengtoushiyoubuxiawuqianhurenjia,sansiwanrenkou,zhenshangyongbingqibaqianren,zheshiburongxiaoqu。”

chaoyunjiezhewendao:“neiwofuqindaileduoshaobingmaquzhengtaocengtoushi?”

songjiangxiaodao:“tianwangxiashan,jujileershijiazhaizhu,wuqianbingli……”

chaoyunhedao:“shufu,cengtoushiyuanzailingzhou,juliliangshanbuxialiubaili,laoshiyuanzheng,weizhixushi,jinjintonglvwuqianbingli,jiuxiangweijiaodiaocengtoushi,cijuwuyiyuyiluanjishi,shufuruherangjiafujinjindaizhezheimeyidianbinglijiuchuzhengle?”

songjianglianseyining,buyuedao:“xianzhi,nishenshangjibinggangqu,xuyaoxiuxi,haishixiaquba,liangshanjunguoyaoshi,wodengziyouchuzhi!”

chaoyunlengshengdao:“shufu,wonandaobushiliangshanyifenzi?shiguanjiafushengbaishengsi,nirangwozhizhibuli?tianxianaliyouzheiyangdedaoli?”

songjianghedao:“chaoyun,nisuiranshitianwangdeduzi,keshiganggangdengshangliangshan,buguoshishanshangdejiajuan,qianshanjunshifangwu,yunihegan?genghekuang,nibuguoshiyigeshaonian,dongdeshenmejunguozhongshi?”

chaoyuncishigengjiahuaiyisongjiangyoumaonile,lianwendouburangzijiguowen,dangzhenneiwodangshazilema?

chaoyunshenxiyikouqi,chenshengdao:“shufu,xiaozhiqingming,tongshuaiyizhibingli,lianyexiashan,zhuiganjiafu,jibianshibunengquanshuotatuibing,yeyaoweitazhuzhan,suoweidahuqinxiongdi,shangzhenfuzibing,qiyoulaofuchongfengxianzhen,erzizaihoumianwusuoshishide?”

“haha,tongshuaibingli?xiaozi,niyiweinishishei?linjiaotouma?haishishuangbianhuyanzhuo?yihuoshixiaoliguanghuaronggege?nixiaozirenshijigezi,huishuaqiangbangma?”

yipangdelikuizhangkuangdedaxiaodao,“bieshuolingbing,nijiushizaianshouxiadanggelouluo,wodoubuyaoni!”

chaoyunpielelikuiyiyan,xiaodao:“heixuanfeng,likui?”

likuiaorandao:“shiwo,heixuanfeng,zenmeyang?”

chaoyunxiaodao:“jiuwendaming,tingwennishibabanwuyi,yangyangjingtong,daoqiangjianji,zhanleyigejianzi!”

likuiliezuidao:“yangyangjingtongdaoyedangdeqi,buguo,anshanzhangdeshibanfu,bushishenmejian,neiwanyierhuashaobushiyong……”

douranjian,likuimingbaiguolai,zheixiaozishiguaiwanmazijia!

“haoxiaozi,nijingranganchuyanbuxun,laozijintianyidingyaojinisongsongpizi!”