第1章
zaiyizhendianbozhong，niechenhuanhuandezhengkaileyanjing。
bennengdexiangyaoshengelanyao，quehuranfaxian，zijidezhengpazaiyigewenredehoubeishang。
tamengdijingxing，dingjingkanqu，jingyadefaxianzijideyaojingranbeiyigenshengzishuanzaileqianmianneige......nvrendeyaoshang。
cishineigenvzizhengzaiqizhema，yuniechenyiqianyihoutongzuozaimabeishang，niechenchuleyaobeibangzhe，qitashentibuweidoushiyigexuankongdezhuangtai。
neigenvrenqimasuduhenkuai，toufasuifengpiaoyang，dazainiechendelianshang，yangyangde，xiangxiangde，henbieniu，rangtakanbuqingqianmiandelu。
huranqianmianchuxianleyitiaoxiaoxi，nvrenjiamayiyueerguo，zhongzhongdeluodaoledishang，juliededianboxianxiejiangniechenshuaixiamalai，niechenbennengdeyibabaozhuleqianmiandenvzi，laiwengushenxing。
yi？zheishishenme？haoruan，haoda，youdzhaodaxiao......
“啊！！！”
qianmiandenvzibeiniechenturanjiantouxi，hedejianjiaoyisheng，kongmabuwen，lianggerenqiqishuaixiamalai。
neinvzipazaidishang，niechenpazaitadeshenshang，yaoshangbangzheshengzi，shenxiashirouruandejiaoqu。
niechenhaimeilaidejiganshouneiwenrederouruan，neinvzibianyigefanshen，jiangniechenyazaileshenxia。
nvzilikebachutuishangdebishou，geduanleyaojiandeshengzi，congniechendeshenshangpaleqilai，duifangqishenshi，yinweizhelidiandeyuanyin，neimitaoyibandetunerhenhendezuoleyixianiechen。
女子扭过头来怒骂，
“dengtuzi，chouliumang！nibushisilema？”
zheigeshihou，niechencaikanqingchuleduifangdezhangxiang。
neinvzishuzhegaogaodemaweibian，liuyemei，dayanjing，tingbadebizixiamianshiyizhangyaoyaqiechideyingtouxiaozui，shenchuanyixiheisejingzhuang，pizhidequnbaidaoxigai，neiyingyingyiwodeyaozhishanghaiguazheyibawandao。
haoyifuyingzisashuangdenvxiamoyanga。
cishidenvzi，liandantonghong，meimupenhuo，buzhishiyinweiqifenhaishijingya，qichuanyuyude，shuodadexiongfusuizhehuxiqiqifufu，meibushengshou。
zhishi......zheigenvrenweishenmechuanzhegudairendeyifu？
Cosplay吗？
等一下？我穿越了？
daliangdejiyi，shunshijianrongrudaoleniechendenaohaizhizhong。
tashigedashaoye，yanqianzheinvzishigetufei，yaobangjiata，yiweitasile，jiubatasuiyidebangzaimashanghuiqujiaocha......
kanzheyanqianzheigexiufennandangdenvtufei，niechenxinzhongkuaisusisuo，nengbunengjiangduifangjibaierhoukuaisutaomingqu。
raner，tabingbushishenmejueshigaoshou，tazhishiyigelishijixieshuangshuoshidanzhaobudaogongzuodewaimaixiaoge。
dancishi，yeyoubudetabuxiangdale，neinvzijuzhebishoubianxiangtacileguolai，kanjiashishibenzheyaotaminglaide。
niechenjianzhuang，likebianceshenduoguo，erhoubennengdeyiquandalechuqu，zhongzhongdezazaileneinvzideduzishang。
neinvzicanjiaoyisheng，yaoyayidaobianxiangzheniechenmianmencilai。
weijishike，niechenhuixiangzhezijijunxunshixueguodeqinna，likeceshenlaidaonvzideyoubian，zuoshoudazaiduifangdegongertoujishang，youshoumengdiyipainvzidexiaobei，neinvzishouzhongdedaobingzhijiezazailetadetaiyangxueshang。
jinjiezhe，niechenzhijiebaiguonvzideyoubei，jiangtazhongzhongdeshuaidaoledishang，kuaisudeqiangguobishou，jiazailenvzidebozishang。
“biedong，zaidongshaleni！”
ganshoudaobozishangchuanlaidebingliang，nvziguoranlikebudongdanle，zhishineiyishuangmeimuhaizaipenzhehuo。
niechenqichuanyuyude，xigaiyazainvzidebeishang，ehenhendezaineitingqiaodemitaoshangpaileyibazhang，
“zhengdeyoumoyouyangde，wohaiyiweiniduonengdani。”
“啊！我杀了你！”
nvzimanliantonghong，xiufennandang，pinmingzhengzhazheyaoqishen。
kexixianzainiechenquanbudetizhongdouyazaitadeshenshang，tazheigezishigenbenqibulai。
niechenfangxiashoulidebishou，jianqipangbiandeshengzi，jiangnvzideliangzhishoufanyadaobeihou，bianyaoqukun。
“wogennishuoa，wobanibangzhuyihou，nibieluanjiao，yebieluanpao，dengwopaoyuanle，nizaihanrenlaijiuni，wobushani......”
jiuzainiechenyibianxutaoyibianbangrendeshihou，zhouweihurantiaochulaiqibagetufei，gegenadaochongleguolai。
卧槽！
niechenjianzhuang，likebianqujianpangbiandebishou，zhunbeixiechirenzhi。
raner，duifangweishoudeneigeyoudayouzhuangdetufei，kuairushandian，yijiaobianxiangtachuaileguolai。
niechenganjuezijidexiongkoujiuxiangshibeiyikepaodanhongdaoleyiyang，zhongzhongdeshuaifeichuquhaoyuan。
lingwaijigetufei，likenadaojiadaoletadebozishang。
niechenxinrusihui，benyiweituolilelangwo，meixiangdaoyibosanzhe，youbeizhuazhule。
“大壮哥！”
nvzicongdishangpaqilai，xiangzhuanghandiantoushiyi，erhouchouchuyaojiandepeidao，binglengzhelianbiandatabudezoudaoleniechenshenbian，huidaobianyaokanxialai。
“daxiaojie，renjiranyijinghuozhuole，haishijiaoyoudadangjiachuzhiba。”
dazhuangmianwubiaoqing，lengkudeshuodao。
wenyan，gaolengnvshenmeimujianshanguoyisiliqi，lenglengshuodao，
“bu，wodeqinshoushaleta！”
ganggangniechenneiqingbodejudong，zaoyijingzaitadexinlipanlesixing。
“翁秋蝉！”
大壮一瞪眼，喝道，
“nisizixiashanzhuaren，zheibizhangdadangjiahaimeijinisuanni！”
wenyan，wengqiuchanshenxileyikouqi，shoudaohuiqiao，
“早晚杀了他！”
“带走！”
dazhuanglenglengdekanleyiyanbeiyazhudeniechen，erhouzhuanshenxiangzheshanshangzouqu。
wengqiuchanehenhendedengleniechenyiyan，jianqizijidebishou，kuaibugenshangledazhuang。
shangshandelushang，niechenzixiguanchaledazhuangdezouluzishi，neitingbadeshenqu，heyoulidebufa，niechenganjuedazhuanggengxiangshiyigejunren，erfeishitufei。
buduoshi，tamenbianlaidaoleqingfengzhaili，zaijuyitingdemenqian，niechenhaikandaoleyimianpiaoyangdedaqi，shangshu“titianxingdao”sigedazi。
yaobushijiyiliniechenzhidaozheishiyigejiaodafengdeguojia，tahaizhendeyiweizijiyaoqujiansongjiangleni。
jindaodatingli，niechenkandaolezhengzhongjiandejiaoyishang，zuozheyigezhongnianhanzi，neihanzimianronglengjun，hubeixiongyao，zuoziduanzheng，wanrutietayiban。
wengqiuchankuaibupaoguoqu，yingzisashuangdeyichayao，zhizheniechenlenglengshuodao，
“die，wobazheixingniedejizhuahuilaile！”
“你抓的？”
dadangjiadeyanshen，huyidekanxiangwengqiuchan。
“duia，jiushiwozhuade，dadetagengesigouyiyang，qingeryijudejiubatanaxiale。”
yipangdedazhuangmianbugaise，sihaomeiyouchuopowengqiuchanhuanghuadexiangfa。
dadangjiashizhidaozijinveryoujifenbenshide，dangjilianseyinchenlexialai，hedao，
“hunao，sheirangniyigerenquzhuarende？zheijianshiwoyijinganpaidazhuangquzuole，nixianxingyibuxiachanhe！”
wenyan，wengqiuchanbufuqidedengyandao，
“youshenmequbie？fanzhengrenyijingzhuaguolaile，womenbushidazhetitianxingdaodeqihaoma？
zhenghaoyeyouguzhuyaomaitaderentou，womenzailezheigewanku，weiminchuhai，yijuliangde。”
“xinglexingle，laxiaqukanleba。”
dadangjiabailebaishou，shiyizheijianshidaocijieshu。
这就要砍脑袋了？
“且慢！”
niechenzhanqishen，zhenshengshuodao，
“zhuweijiqiucai，neiwodoudanwenyiwenzhuwei，neiliujiajilenimenduoshaoyinzi？”
大当家笑了笑，
“xiaozi，sheishuoshiliujiajileyinzi？woqingfengzhaititianxingdao，shanigewankubushilisuodangrandema？”
kanzhedadangjiadebiaoqing，niechenyijingbaifenzhibaiqueding，jiushiliujia。