第3章
zheiyisheng，kerangzhouweirenzhakaileguo。
“woqu！chengzhujingranqinzilaile？！”
“meicuo！neijiushichengzhu！sannianqianwoyouxingjianguoyici！neijiushichengzhu！”
“zheihanjiakelebudea！chengzhuqinziheshou，jiusuanshijingdouneijigeshijia，yeweibinengyouzheidaiyuba？！”
“xiangshenmenei！chengzhuneishisuiyidongdema？erqieniyebukankanchengzhusongdeshishenme！yuruyi！zheimingxianshihuangdideyisi！”
“yuanbenmeiyiweizheihanjiaruhe，jinriyikan，guozhenlebudea！”
hanjiayemingxiantingdaochengzhudedaolai，henkuaijiutingdaoyizhenjicudejiaobusheng。
suizheerlaidehaiyouyidaowubimeihuodeshengyin。
“chengzhudaren！ninlailezenmebuhesiyushuoyisheng！siyuhaotiqianyingjienin！”
henkuai，menwaikanrenaoderenjiujiandaolezheishengyindezhuren，hanjiadaxiaojie，hansiyu！
yixidahongzhangqun，hewailudexuebaijifuxingchengxianmingduibi，qunbaituodi，yaojianshiyijianfensedeshuyao，bazhangqunzhurenxianxideyaozhizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。
zaichangdesuoyourendemuguang，doubuyouzizhudebeiqisuoxiyin。
zhouxinkaibukuishichengzhu，henkuaijiudingxiaxinshen，shouhuimuguang：“hahaha！jintianwokebushishenmechengzhu！woshiyisirenshenfenlaijihanlaotaiyezhushoude！siyuzhinvjiaowoyishengzhoushushujiukeyile！”
“周叔叔！”
hansiyudasheshanggun，shifentiannidejiaoleyishengshushu，neishengyinrangzaichangdenanrendourenbuzhudalegeduosuo。
“haohaohao！neishushujiuxianjinqule！”
shuozhe，chengzhuzhouxinkaijiuyaojinhanfu。
jiuzaizheishi，mentongturanhandao：“erxiaojiedao！”
zheixia，jiusuanshizhouxinkaiyetingxialejiaobu。
yinweizheihanjiaerxiaojieshizaishitaishenmile！
zuoweihuaxichengdechengzhu，jiusuanshita，yeconglaimeijianguozheigezhiwenqimingdeerxiaojie，zhizhidaohanjiaerxiaojieshiyiweishanghaiqicai，yizhizaiwaizhuchihanjiadeshanghui。
zheiyicixianglaiyeshiyinweihanlaotaiyedeshouyancaihuilaide！
tingdaomentongdehua，hansiyudixiatou，yanzhongluchuleyinhendeshenqing，dishengmadao：“yiqunfeiwu！liangenvrendougaobuding......”
ranhoutaiqitou，shunjianbianlian，yifufeichangjingxidebiaoqing：“aiyou！wodehaomeimei！nizhongyuhuilaile！jiejiewo，xiangsinile！”
hanfuwai，hansiqiyibuyibu，manmandexiangzheibianzoulai，shenhouzeshigenzhechefulaozhangheduqingcai。
sanrenxiyinzhesuoyourendemuguang。
hansiqitingdaozijijiejiedehua，qingqingyaoleyixiazuichun。
想死我了？
怕不是想我死吧！
buguojibianxinliwanbanyane，biaomiangongfuquebudebuzuo：“jiejieanhao！meimeiyeshifenxiangniannin！”
shenhoudeduqingcaikanzhejiemeierrenjiaxingxingdeyangzi，renbuzhupielepiezui，meixiangdaozheixiaodongzuoquebeidusiyukandao。
“you！meimeishenhouzheixiaoqigaishishei？buhuishimeimeidexiaoqingrenba？”
“zheicishidasuandaihuilaijiyeyekande？”
duqingcaihehansiqiliangrentongshilianseyihei。
duqingcairenbuzhumadao：“shuosheishiqigainei！niquanjiadoushiqigai！”
“erqie，qingrenerzi，niyehaoyisishuobieren？nizheinvzideqingrenzhishaoyouqibageba！”
“yaowoshuo......”
“闭嘴！”
duqingcaihuameishuowan，jiubeiyishengjianjiaodaduan。
erjianjiaodezhurenziranbuyongshuo，kendingshihansiyule。
hansiyubeiduqingcaidehuaqidexiongqianbotaoqifu。
suoyourendemuguangdousuizhezheibolangshangxiaqifu。
zhouxinkaijiandaohansiyuchikui，zhoulezhoumei，renbuzhushuodao：“zheiweixiaoxiongdi，shuozheiyangdehuawurunvzimingjie，guole！”
qitarenpazhouxinkaichengzhushenfen，duqingcaikebupa：“guole？！”
“ganggangzheiniangmenwumiewoliangdeshihounizenmebushuoguole？”
“nandaoniyehezheiniangmenyouyitui？yeshitadeqingrenzhiyi？”
“你！！！”
zhouxinkaibeiqideshuobuchuhualai。
zicongtachengweichengzhu，haiconglaimeiyourenganzheimeduitashuohua。
hansiyuyeqijibaihuai：“gaisideqigai！nizaiganxiashuo！xinbuxinworangrensilenidezui！”
duqingcaiqingqingtiaomeikanlehansiqiyiyan：“woxiashuo？nishenshangdetaohuaxianyigongbatiao，qizhongyousantiaogewainongyu，xiangbishizheiliangriyuniyouqinmijiechu！”
“erqie，ruguowomeikancuodehua，zheijitiaoxiandezhurenyoujiweicishijiuzaizheili，yongbuyongwobangnibatamenshisheidianchulai？”
“闭嘴！”
hansiyuzaiyerenbuzhule，zhizhehansiqimadao：“gaisideyatou！jintianyeyeguoshou，nijiudaizhezheigegaisideqigai，laiwumiewo！？”
hansiqiyaoleyaotou：“jiejiewuhuile，woyuzheiweigongzijinyouyimianzhiyuan，zhibuguoshigongzibanglemeimeiyidianxiaomang，meimeishaoshangzheiweigongziyiduan，zhiyugongzisuoshuo，hemeimeimeiyourenheguanxi。”
hansiqisuiranganjuefeichangchuqi，danshitazhixiangkanxi，kebuxiangchengweiqizhongdeyifenzi。
“好好好！”
hansiyuqijifanxiao：“jiranmeimeinishuohezheixiaoqigaimeiyouguanxi，neijiejiezenmeduifuzheixiaoqigaijiuyumeimeinimeiguanxile！”
“lairen！jiwobazheixiaoqigaidesantiaotuidazhe！kantahaiganbuganluanshuohua！”
“zhendangwohanjiawuren？！jingranganzaijintianqifudaowohanjiatoushang？”
dusiqitingdaozijijiejiedehua，feidanmeiyouzheji，fanerfeichangdanding。
bierenbuzhidao，takeshijianguoduqingcaidezhanlide，jiupinghanjiadejiading，kenaihebuleta。
erduqingcaitinglehansiyudehua，zeshiyouxiechayi：“dengdeng！nishuohanjia？”
“meicuo！paleba！buguowanle！”
“niyaoshixianzaiguixiaqiuwo，wohainengkaolvyixia，zhidaduanniliangtiaotui！”
hansiyuyangyangdeyi，yiweiduqingcaishipale。
duqingcaizeshimeidalihansiyu，ershixianghansiqiwendao：“huaxichengyoujigehanjia？”
“ruguoshihaomendazudehua，zhiyouwojiayijia，danshiyaoshishuoshixinghan，neijiubuqingchule。”
duqingcaizhoulezhoumei，youwendao：“neihanquanqingzheigemingzinizhidaoma？”
“neishiwoyeyedemingzi！”
“！！！”
杜轻才彻底懵了。
tazenmeyemeixiangdao，zheigehanjiajingranjiushihezijiyouhunyuedeneigehanjia！
neiqibushishuo，yanqianzheigehezijiduimadenvren，jiushizijideweihunqi？！
buxing！tuihun！bixutuihun！
wokebuxianghaimeijiehunnaodaishangjiulvlvde！
“怎么了？”
jiuzaiduqingcaigangxiangtaochuhunyuedeshihou，yigecanglaodeshengyincongdamenneichuanlai。