第4章
xulidekushengjiaranerzhi，tasisideyaozhechunkanzhewo，haobantiancaikaikouwenwo：
“zhouwenbinnidaodishenmeyisi？”
“woshenmeyisi？”wozichaodexiaolexiao，zhizhezijidetoudingdao：“wodeyisishiwoxianzaitoudinglvdefaguang！xuliwokezhendexiexienia，songlewozheimedayidingmaozi，zhenshiyouyangqiyounuanhea！”
“ni，zhouwenbin，wobuzhidaowodaodizuocuoleshenme，rangnizheiyangxiuruwo，wogenleni30nian，nandaowoshishenmeyangderennihaibuzhidaoma？weishenme？niweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo？”
xulideyanleiyiduieryishuangdewangxiadiao，jiuhaoxiangshishoudaolemodadequruyiyang。
wokanzhetazheigeyangzijiushijuedekexiao。
tahetadelaoqingrenhuanhuanxixiwanle30nian，haiyoushenmehaoweiqude？
wolengxiaoyisheng：“hehe，woyizhiyiweiwotinglejienide，keshishizhengmingwojiushigeshazi，tiandixiazuidadeshazi。woxishenglezijishengqiandejihui。bawozijidexifuergongshousongdaolelingyigenanrendeshenbian，nishuowoshabusha？”
“wodougennishuole，gaozhenshizuijincaidiaoguolaide，wodangshiqudeshihou，tagenbenjiubuzaineier，nandaogongsiderenshidiaodongwohainengzuoyoudelema？”
“haixiangnawodangshazipian？xuliaxuli，daodishiwozaixiurunihaishinizaixiuruwo？”
zhengshuozhe，xulideshoujituranxiangleyisheng，tamolemoyanleijiuganjinbashoujinalechulai。
woyibajiangtadeshoujiqiangleguolai。
xuliduizhewodajiao：“zhouwenbin，nidaodiyaoganshenme？bawodeshoujihaijiwo！”
womeilita，yaozheyajiangganggangjinlaideneitiaoxinxinianlechulai：“qinaide，zaiganshenme？xiawurangnishouleile，mingtianhaohaobuchangni！”
ranhouwokanzhexulijifengdao：“kanlainimenwandetingjiliea，xuli，niyewushiduosuiderenle，haiyaobuyaolian？”
啪嚓！
wojiangtadeshoujihenhendishuaizaidishang。
ziconghexulijiehunkaishi，wojiushizaikanzhetadelianseguorizi，tabukaixin，wodaqidoubuganchuanyixia，tashuoshenmewojiuzuoshenme，conglaibuhuiweibeitadeyisi。
wodangranyehuiyoujuedebiequdeshihou，keshimeidangzheigeshihouwodoushizijiquanziji，woyizhiyiwei，zhiyaowomenjiariziguodehao，zheidoubusuanshenme。
sanshinianlai，woyeshidiyicizhidao，yuanlaijiangzijideqingxufaxiechulai，shizheiyangdetongkuai。
xulibaozhebeiwoshuaisuideshoujikudegengjiashangxingengjiaweiqu。
wobuxiangkantazheigeyangzi，xiangyaochuquqingjingqingjing，keshiwogangzoudaomenkou，taquehuranchongguolailazhulewo。
“laozhou，niyaoganshenmequ？”
wolenglengdikanzheta：“woxiangganshenmejiuganshenme，meibiyaoshishidougennibaobeiba？nihegaozhenchuqudeshihoubuyemeigenwobaobeime？”
wenyan，xulilianseyibai，danqueyijiusisizhuazhewodegebo：“laozhou，wobuzhidaoshisheizainimianqianluanjiaoshegen，danwokeyigennibaozheng，wohegaozhengenbenbushinixiangdeneiyang，ziconggennijiehunzhihou，wojiuyixinyiyidegenniguorizi，genbenbuhuizuoduibuqinideshiqing，nizheiyanghuaiyiwo，zhendeshitaishangwodexinle。”
这话还是骗鬼去吧！
woyaoshixiangxinzheiyangdeguihuadehua，neiwojiuhuogaibeilvle。
“nishuonimenmeishi，neiganggangdeneitiaoxinxishizenmehuishi？xuli，woshilaoshi，danwobushishazi，douyijingdaozheifenshangle，nixiangrangwozhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao，neibukeneng。nifangshou，bielanzhewo。”
“laozhounidaodiyaoganshenmea？womenzijijiadeshiqingwomenzijijiejuebuxingma？nibiequzhaogaozhen，yaoburanwozheiyihouhaizenmegongzuo？”
yuanlaitashipawozhaogaozhen！
hehe，wohaiyiweitashipawolijiachuzouni！kanlaishiwoxiangduole。
buguotabuzheimeshuohaihao，zheimeyishuodaoshitixingwole，wohaizhendequzhaogaozhenlaoyilao，bunengneimebianyileta。
“nizenmegongzuoneishinideshiqing，wodouyijingweinikaolvlesanshinian，xianzaiwomantoumaolvguangle，nihaixiangrangwoweinikaolv？”
“laozhou，niyidingyaobadajianaodezheimenankanma？”
wojixiaoyisheng，zhengyaofanbo，xuliquewuzhexiongkouhurandaozailedishang。
“ma！”zhouxujingjiaoyishengchongleguolai。
fangkeganjindalejijiudianhua，erwozhishiwudongyuzhongdekanzhexulitangzaidishang，zhouxumawobushiren，tamabianchengzheiyangle，wodoubuguan，wozhishilengxiaoyisheng。
yiqianjiushixulidagepentiwodouhuixinteng，keshixianzai，congkanzhetayundao，daotacongjijiushichulaibeisongjinputongbingfang，wodexinqingdoumeiyoutaidadeqifu。
huidaobingfangdeshihou，xuliyijingxingleguolai，yishengshuotazhishiyinweiqingxutaijidonglecaidaozhideyundao，meiyoudawenti。
tatangzaibingchuangshangyanleiwangwangdekanzhewo，sihuzaidengwoshuoxieshenme。
keshicishi，woyijuhuayebuxiangshuo。
xulidenglebantian，biankaishichouqi。
zhouxujianzhuangbianshuo：“ma，ninzenmeyoukule，yishengbushishuoburangninjidongle。”
ranhouzhouxuyouduiwoshuo：“ba，bushiwoshuoni，jintiannishushishitaiguofenle，fangzhehaohaoderizibuguo，niyishenyiguideganshenme？womahegaoshushushitongxue，tamenjiusuanshizoudejinyixieyebuweiguo，nijiusuanshijidugaoshushuyebunengzheimenaotengba？niganjingenmadaogeqian，zheishierjiuzheimeguoqule。”
hehe，zhenshiwodehaoerzia！mingmingzheijianshiqingliwoshishouhaizhe，queyingshengshengdebeitashuochenglewuliqunao！
“guoqu，zenmeguoqu？rangwojixurenqitunsheng，yanzhengzhengdekanzhetamenlianggerenlvwoma？xianzaitamenshiqujiudiankaifang，neixiacishibushijiudedaowomenjialaile？woshibushihaidejitamentengdifang？”
zhouxumeixiangdaowohuishizheigetaidu，duizhewodahoudao：“zhouwenbin，nitaiguofenle，guaibudewomahegaoshushuzoudejin，niyebukankannishenmedexing，yaomoyangmeimoyang，yaodiweimeidiwei，zhenbuzhidaowomazheixienianshizenmerenshouguolaide。mingmingshinizuocuoleshiqing，xianzaijinitaijiexianihaibuxia，nidaodixiangganshenme？”
wochixiaoyisheng：“wodangranshixiangchengquannimahenidegaoshushua？nimenbushiyejuedetagennimenneigegaoshushushizuibanpeideyiduima？jiranzheiyang，woruguobuganjinrangweidehua，neiqibushitaibudongshile，jianglaibeibierenzhidaole，yeshiyaochuowojilianggude，wozheibeizi，shenmedouyizhenima，xianzaitaaimutadejiuqingren，woyeyizheta，zheinandaobuhaome？”