第1章
“yexiao，danzhixianjinwanfanlenidepaier，shoufamaliuerdian，nishangcigaodetahenbushuang，zheiciliugehaoyinxiang，shuobudingdanzhixianyigaoxingshangnijigeyindingzi，nixiaozixifuerbenjiuyoule。”
yigeluzhebanbianjian，tingzhejiangjundu，toudingbangzhehongjindezhongnianzhuanghan，shoulitaizheyibingxuelinlindedadaopianzizoujinxingfang，taduanqishuihubianhebianchaoyexiaoliezuixiaodao。
“nidiedangniankeshizanmenzhenggezhuangyuanxianyuanjinwenmingdeguizishou，shilibaxiang，sheibuzhidaoyelaodaodemingtou？neishichulemingdeyoukuaiyouhen，shouqidaoluo！
jiushizhoufushangneixiedaguanlaile，jianzhanfanren，yeshinidieqinzicaodao。
nibiekanwanggewoxianzaiyidaoyigegoutou，xiangdangchuganglaideshihou，yeshinilaodieshoubashoujiaochulaide。”
wangzheqiangjiaomingxianbilianggeyueqianzhendingduoledeyexiao，wanggefangxiashoulideshuihu，shangqianpailepaiyexiaodejianbang。
“yihuierkantoudeshihoubenghuang，qianwanbierangnidiezheibadadaomengchen！”
zaiwanggegulideyanshenxiayexiaodianlediantou，tawangleyiyanshoulineibasharentaiduo，xianxueyijingningguchengheisededakandao。
“fangxinwangge，wodong！”
yexiaoshuowantizhedaojiuchaoxingfangmenwaizouqu，ganshoudaoyingmianshexiadeyueguang，yexiaoxiewaizhetouxinzhongmomingyizhengankai。
zuoweiyimingshengzaiguoqixia，zhangzaichunfenglideerbenhunzi，yexiaoxiangpotoudoumeixiangdaozijihuiyinweiyibeishuichudianshenwang，chuanyuedaozheimeyigefengjianfuxiudepodifang。
zheiliderenbuzhidaowaimiandeshi，tamenzhizhidaozijishenghuozaizhuangyuanxian，shidayongwangchaodezimin。
gangcaiwanggezuilidedanzhixian，jiushizhangguanzheilidefumuguan（tuhuangdi），zhenggezhuangyuanxianmeiyourenherenganwunitadeyizhi。
“wangluoxiaoshuohairenna！”
wangzhetoudingfanxingdiandiandeyekong，yexiaoxinzhongyizhentucao，shenmewenchaogong，shenmegudaifamingjia......doutemepianrende。
zaizheiyangyigeshengchanluohoudefengjianshehui，nongjibunengcongshang，shangrenbudekaoxue，xueshizhiliutongyangyebunengyudijiandenong，shangtonghundeshidao。
xiangyexiaozheiyangjidairenchikantoufanderenjia，xiangyaozaizheigemamu，fengjiandeshehuizhonghuoxiaqu，jiubixufahuizubeide“rongguang”，zaiguizishouzheigeshixiwangtizhiyeshangjixufaguangfare。
yaoshininatianturanchoufengpaoqujingshang，zhushu？
不好意思！
dangdidetuhaoshishendiyigebufangguoni。
tamenkebushihoushiwangluoshangdejianpanxia，redaotamenmaniliangjujiuwanle。
dagailvzhijiebanizhuangjinkuangzijinzhulong，ranhouguazaichengmenshangbaoshisantiansanye，xiangsuoyourenxuangaozheijiushiwangxiangkuayuejieji，chongposuolian，xuyaofuchudedaijia。
“buguoxiangxiangyeshi，gexinggeyedeshangquan，doubakongzaidangdihaoqiangjiazushouzhong，niduofenyidian，renjiajiushaoyidian。”
duanrencailu，yourusharenfumu！
shishengengbuyongshuole，tamenkeshizhenggetongzhijiejidangzhong，jinciyutianhuangguizhoudecunzai，huirangniyigexiaokamijijinshangliushehuifenghuajuedaidewenliuquaner？
做梦去吧！
suoyi，jingguolianggeyuedeshensishulv，yexiaochengshule。
他决定向现实妥协。
“zheiliyiwanmian5wenqian，zhengbing2qianyige，youbing3qian，yigeputongyayideyueqianshi2liangyinzi，guizishou3liang，bantou3liang5，wosuiranshigegangbaodaoshixide，meigeyueyeyou1liang5deyueqian。”
huanzuoqianyishidehua，xiangdangyushixiqijiuyoule3500kuaidegongzi。
zhuanzhengzhihou，nengnadao7000kuai！
“zheigongzuofangzaishangbeizi，tuotuodegaofuli，tiefanwan，buzhidaoqiangpoduoshaorendegoutou。”
dangran，guizishouzheigezhiyefuligao，daiyuhao，danyebushishaquexiandoumeiyou。
jiunakantouzheigeshiqinglaishuo，yexiaosuiranyijinglengjinglelianggeyue，chumenqianyoujingguoqianbeiwanggeyitongjiayoudaqi。
dantashoulidedaolianzhijidoumeishaguo。
杀人？
呵呵......
“danzhixian，zheicikezhenshiduokuilenin，yaobushininconglaolisuibianzhaogerenlaitisi，woerzhouabingkezhenjiuyaowanle。”
“zhouyuanwainalidehua，nisonglaideneizhijinzan，benguanfurenxihuandehen，abingzheihaiziwokanzhezhangdade，daxiaojiujiling。
zheicitashaleren，yeshineiwanglaohanzizhaode，abingbuguoshikanshangletaerxifuer，rangtaerzixiulezaiqujiushi。
feiyaoyisixiangbi，kebaabingzheihaizihehuaile。”
“danzhixianbukuishidushuren，guorandujuhuiyan，mingchaqiuhao！wojidedanzhixianjiadegongzigenwojiaabingxiangchameijisui，wojiaabingzaiguigongzizheigenianjizuixihuanwanerdanzhu，gaitianworangrenjidanzhixiansongliangheyindanzilai。
nianqingrenma，meishierjiuyinggaizaiyiqiduowanwan，zengjinzengjinganqing。”
“neiwojiuxiantiquanzixieguozhouyuanwaile。”
“nali，nali，nengweidanzhixiangongzideyeyushenghuo，zengtianjifenlequ，gongxiandianxiaoqianwanlezhiwu，shinaiwozhoumourenbishengderongxing。”
“buguo......zhouyuanwai，benguangangcaiyouxiangleyixia，xiaohaizihaishiyaoyidushuxuexiweizhu，bunengwanwusangzhi，burubadanzhuhuanchengyinpiao，wojixianhaizicunqilai，dengtadayidianlezaizhuanjiaojita？”
“zheiyang，yeke！”zhouyuanwaiyilianguaiqiao，xinlizaojiumakailehua。
“made，songjinzandeshihou，jinzanheziliyijingsailezheimeduodeyinpiao，xianzaiyouyaobayindanziduichengyinpiao？zheitanxinbusidejiahuo，mingbaileshizaizhongtutijia。”
zhouyuanwaipixiaoroubuxiao，saibangziyaoleshengteng。
可是没办法！
sheijiaotaerzizaixianyadilaoliguanzheni？
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yexiaotaizhedadaozoulechulai。
“zheixiaozijintianbuzhidaozouleshenmegoushiyun，lianchousancijurandoushitadepaizi。”danzhixianbennengdizhoulezhoumei。
ganshoudaodanzhixian“youyuan”yanshen，yexiaoneixinantanyisheng。
danzhixianrucibuxihuantashiyouyuanyinde。
yexiaogangchuanyueguolaideshihouganghaoyujianlerenshengzhongdiyicixianchang“shixi”。
wangzhezhouweixuelinlindedadaopianzi，haiyoujiaoxiaxiguayiyangyuangungunderentou。
yexiaodangchangjiubeiheyunguoqule。
“yihousheiyaoganzaishuochuanyuezhejiandaomingchangmian，dandingcongrong，baqihengqiu，wotemiaoshangqujiushiyigedaerguazi。”
yaobushiwanggebangletayiba，kongpayexiaozaobeidanzhixianrangrentuoxiaqudalanpigu。
doushuolingdaomianqianyigeyinxiangguansannian，yexiaoyunxuezheishiercaiguoqulianggeyue，yaoshibuhaohaoganchudianyejilai，remaoledanzhixian，zaizhuangyuanxianzheiyimusanfendishang，yexiaokezhenjiuwufalizule。
“xiwanglianggeyuedeshijian，zheixiaoziyousuozhangjin，fouze，jintiandeshiyaoshihuaizaitashoushang，benzhixianfeijiaorenbatatuidaduan。”
zaizheiyangyigeyiliaotiaojianluohoudefengjianshehui，tuidaduanjibenjiumeiyouhuifudekenengle。
gujixiabanbeizi，yexiaodoudedanggequetuidecanjiren。
“danzhixian？zheigeguizishou......haoshengnianqinga！”zhouyuanwaibukuishishengyiren，limazhuazhuzheigetaojiahaijiadejihui。
但单知县何等老辣？
daoshoudeyaziqinengfeile！
“nianqingshinianqingleyidian，danshibuaishi，tadiedangniankeshizanmenzhuangyuanxiandaozuikuaideguizishou，zhouyuanwaifangxin，jueduiwubulenideshier。”
xiangzheizhongdawanshangtichulaishatoude，limiandadouyouzhebukegaorendemaoni。
zhouweiyoumeiyoushenmerenkan，kecaozuoxingjiuqianglebushao。
“dabulezheixiaoziyihuiershishoule，zaijiaogerenguolaixingxingjiuhao，fanzhengzheixingzhoudesanqianliangyinpiaodedingjinyijingdaoshou，tayaoshiganbuanwoshuodeweikuanlai？
jiurangtaerzizaisiyici！”
dangran，zaicizhiqian，danzhixianyidinghuibayexiaotuidaduan。
谁叫叶骁坏他好事？
“zheiyanshen，youshaqia！”
yexiaomingxiannenggouganshoudao，tazheiweidingtoudabossduita，yijingbushiyibandeyanele。
那是相当的讨厌！
“suoyi，jinwanzheidan......wubijinshanjinmei！”
yexiaozheibianxinlidadingzhuyi，yuanchuhueryizhenshazhusidehaojiaochuanlai。
“yuan......yuanwang，yuanwanga，daren，wobushizhouabing，wojiaolibaicheng，wozhishiduziezaijieshangqianglelianggemantou，meiyousharen，nimenbunengzheimeyuanwangwoa。
diea，nianga，qianggemantoudouyaokantou，zheishishenmetianshadeguishidao？”
wangzheyongzhugankunzhuyiyangkunshangxingtaidefanrenlibaicheng，danzhixianmanlianyanfan，tazhengzhunbeifenfurenquba“libaicheng”dezuidushang。
sheizhi，yexiaohuranguishishenchataiqileshouliyimiduozhang，heijunjundedakandao，houhoudedaobeimengyixiadazailibaichengdebozishang，neishazhusidejiaoshengyaranerzhi。
“yuanshenmeyuan？wojiadanzhixiannaishimingchaqiuhaodezaishiqingtian，nengbanixiaozipancuole？zaihuluanpanyaowumie，xiaoxindaoleyanwangdian，xiaoguijinishetougoumeile。”
yanqiandeyimu，dunshirangdanzhixianyanjingyiliang。
“zheixiaozihuiqulianggeyue，jingyourucizhangjin？jianzhijiushituotaihuangua！suiranbuzhizheixiaozikantoudedaofaruhe，dangangcaizheifanhua......daoshishenhebenzhixiandeweikou。”
danzhixianwanglewangxingtaishangbeidayundelibaicheng，youwanglewangyipangdeyexiao，huanghujian，tajingjuedeyexiaomeiqingmuxiulexuduo。
tamozhehuxumanmianweixiaochaozhouyuanwaitiaoletiaomei。
neiyisihaoxiangzaishuo，qiaojianmei，woshoudixia，jiumeiyoubuzhongshierdefantong。
个顶个的人才！
zhouyuanwaiyebeiyexiaogangcaineiyitongcaozuo，chedidaxiaoletaojiahaijiadexinsi，wanyizheixiexiaheishoudezailaolijitaerzilaizheimeyixiabarendashalezenmeban？
danzhixianzhishuoneisanqianliangyinzinengbaoming，youmeishuonengbaozhishang。
zhouyuanwaikebuxianglinggeshaerzihuijia。
“shichenyidao，zhanlijue！”
xushijintianwanshanggewaimenzao，bieleyiduzihuoqidedanzhixianjizhequchunxiaolouxiaoxiaohuo，tiqianlebanzhuxiangdeshijian，shouzhonglingjiangaogaopaoqi，
yifuzaoshawan，zaoganshidejiashi。
weilezailaoshangsimianqianzhengmingzijishiyiweihegedeguizishou，yexiaoyikouduantoujiupensazaidadaoshangmian，heihuanghuangdedaofengjuguotouding，youruzheitiandijiandeyizunzhanshen。
“a！”jiuzaizheishi，yishengcanjiaochuanlai。
shoujudadaodeyexiaoyingshengdaodi，zaitazuobiandexiongkoushang，haizhilenglengdechazheyigenyujiandeweiba。
xianxueshunzhexiongkou“dundundun”diwangwaimao，zhayandegongfujiubaxingtaishangdedibanranleyinhong。
zuozaigaotaishangdedanzhixian，zhouyuanwaierrenzhabaleliangxiayanjing，xianranhaimeiyouconggangcaifashengdeyimuhuiguoshenguolai。
“噗~”
“pu~”jingenzhe，youshiliangshengqingxiangchuanlai。
yuanbenzhanzaidanzhixianzuoyouliangbiandeyayibantou，xiongkoushangbuzhiheshijingyeduoleliangzhiyujian，wangzhejinzaizhichi，xianxuebuduanjintoudeyishan，danzhixianzhongyuzaiyerenbuzhule。
“lairena，jiuminga，youcike！”