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第1章乌龟王八蛋
xiaridelingcheng，tianxiajiuxiangshixialehuo。
yiweichuanzhexidefabai，kuandaqueliangchenyidenvhai，jiaochuanzhepolanbuxie，beizheyigejudadecububaoguo，huanbuxingzouzaigonglushang。
“lingsiye，nigegaisidewuguiwangbadan，woyaoshijiandaoniyidingbaniyaodaduan，beidazhe，shuangtuijinidaguzhe。”
qinxuefenhendijiaohanzhe，yonglidiyaoleyaojunyongdeshuihu，jingguoyifanzhangtubashe，shuihuzaojiukongkongruye，erlingchenghaizaijiaoxiakanbujiandedifang。
tachuileliangxiatui，dacicidizuozailelubiandecaopishang。
tashifengyinsideren，tingjiweishifulaokeer，tamenshizailubianjiandaotade，kanmianxiangbianzhiyihoutayaochengdaqi，suoyibatadaihuilesimiaoli。
danshidashifuyoushuotachenyuanweijin，burangtarufomen，suoyitasuanbudechujiaren。
qinxuebeifengyinsidehaoshanhaoshuibatayangchenglemeirenpeizi，shifumendebenshiyexuelebushao，shisuoyoudizizhong，zuilihaideyige，danshijiushimeiyouchuguosimiao。
suoyitajiedaosanweishifudelinweishouming，yaoqulingchengzhaolingsiyeneigewangbadansuanzhang。
zheiwangbadanqirentaishen，xiangchaidiaotamendesimiao，yaokaifashenmelaoshenzifengjingqu。
dengzhaodaota，yidinghenhenzoutayidun，zaijinggaotabuxuzaidongtamendedipan。
yongsanshifudehuashuo，meishenmeshishiyidundajiejuebule，meiyouneijiuliangdun。
zheishiyiliangheise**kuanlanbojinijuanzhechentuhuxiaoerlai。
zheilianglanbojiniyoushiwujia，quanqiuzhiciyiliang，jiusuanshidibaidewangziyemaibudaozheiliangche，danshichulelingsiye。
rucibiankeyishuomingyongyouzheichedelingsiyeshihedengshenfenle。
lingsiye，lingjiazujichengren，shangjiedechuanqirenwu，shouwanlinglitiexue，jinyongsannianshijianjiuranglingjituanjishenshijieqianshiqiang，tongshiyewengulelingjiazailingchengdediwei。
lingjiazaitadedailingxia，zaishangjiebudaoyilibudao，haizhengzhengrishang。
suoyilingchengdemingyuan，qianjinxiaojiedouxiangjinyiqiebanfayaopalingsiyedechuang，jiajinlingjia，suoyitaxianglaiyanezheizhongduitayitubuguidenvren。
erzheiweidingdingdamingdeyeshaoduinvrenxianglailengdan，suoyizheijiqileyixiezirenweimeilibaobiaodenvrendezhengfuyu。
birufujiashizuoshangzheiweishijinghunshenjieshuxiangyaogouyinyeshaodenvren。
jintiantazhishiqukanyiyanjijiangyaokaifadefengjingqu，quebeizheigenvrenzuanlekongzi，pashangletadeche。
congyikaishizheinvrenjiukejingerdizuo，butingdifadia，yourumoyinguaner，zhetengdelingsiyexinfanyiluan，zenmegandouganbuxiaqu。
kanjianzheiliangshehuadepaoche，qinxueyanqianyiliang，zouzheimedabantianlingchengdoubudao，takeyizuozheipiaoliangdechequlingchenga。
tadongzuoxunsuminjie，yidaoluzhongjian，zhangkaishuangshoudapengzhanchibandangche。
cila，luntaiyudimianmocafachulejianruicierdeshengyinlai，chentufeiyang，chechuanghuanhuanyaoxia，luchuyizhanglengkudejunlian。
“nihao，nengbunengdaiwoqulingcheng，woyidinghuirangwoshifuzaigongdebushangjinijishangyigong！”qinxueqinxueshifenqianchengdibailege，wanquanbuzhidaotayaozhaodebenzunjiuzuozaicheshang。
tademoulinghuoheiliang，yiyifaguanghenshimiren，moudiganjingchunjie，xiangyiwangjingyingtoumingdeqingquan，bazhangdadelian，pifubaixi，chuidankepo，fangfoyiqiajiunengchushui，baomanbaixideetou，tingqiaodeyaobi，ruhuabanyiban**dechun，fangfoshishangdijingxindiaozhuode，meiderangrenxindong。
jishishizheiyishenkuanda，posudedequeliangyezhedangbuletayaotiaoxianxidehaoshencai。
lingsiyekanzheqinxue，mousejiashen，huoxuzheigecungukeyibangtabaituozheigenvren。
kanzhelingsiyeduizhegecunguyoulexingqu，fujiashizuoshangdelichunxiaoturanyouleweijigan。
tadengzheqinxuedeyanjingxiangshifenglidegouzi，henbudejiangtaneizhangjingzhidexiaolianjiguahua。
tahenbuchizheigenvrendexingwei，juranlianbancungugouyinnanrendezhaoshudoushidechulai。
tayebuganshiruo，tajiubuxinzijidemeilihuibibushangzheitulituqidecungu。
taguyiyadileshenti，lagaolequnbai，luchulezijiyaoraodequxianlai。
nenbaideroutixiangshuisheyiyangchanshanglenanrenmanshilizhuangjiroudegebo，huazhejingzhiyanzhuangdeyanjingroumeidexiangshiyaoronghuarendechunshui，neishengyindiaderangrenjipigedadiaoyidi：“yeshao，renjiaele，nidairenjiaquchifanhaobuhao！”
shuowan，neilinglirudaozideyanshenhanzhejinggaodengzheqinxue，rangtaanfendian。
lingsiyeshenbujiandideheimoulishengqinongnongdeyane，piexiangnvrendeyanshenlijiuxiangshihuifashejiguangyiyang，shengshengbituileneishuangbuanfendexiaoshou，yuqidanmodiduiqinxuedao：“batanongxiaqu，zheigeweizhijiushinide！”