“xingle,nimenxianhuiquba,jidebiedajingxiaoguaidea!”
xingzhicunzhong,zaijiangjialaowumenkou,jiangdashanhuishougenlianggedidifenbie。
“shadajingxiaoguaide?dage,nijintianshuohuazashenshentaotaodeni?”
jiangdahainaozhenaodai,zongjuedejintiandedagehualihuawaidouxiangshizaianshizheshenme,keshitayoutingbudong。
“hei,nizheixiaozi,haiganshuonidagele?”
jiangdashandenglejiangdahaiyiyan,yebuzaiduoshuoshenme,bianzhaohuzhesangezaiwangzijiawuliqu。
“daniu,babeiloujixiangqinba,kebierangniniangzaijialidengjile!”
jiangdaniuwunaidekanlezijialaodieyiyan,tasuiranbushuozuohaoshibuliuxingming,danshijiubeigezhucao,haishijizijiameimeibeide,meibiyaorangrangderanglaowulidenainaishenshenmendoutingjianba?
“daniuge,xiexieni,mingtianwojinidaimantoulai!”
xiangqindaoshimeiyouduoxiang,zhishihenganjijiangdaniubangtabeilezheiyilujishijindezhucao,mingtianshuoshenmeyedebazijidemantoujidaniugechi。
“xingle,shenmemantoubumantoude,ganjinhuijiaquchifanba!”
jiangdaniubailebaishou,daoyemeiyouduoshuolaowujinwanyaochiroudeshier,zhirangxiangqinganjindaizhedidihuiqu。
shitouhezhuantoulianggepihouer,yinweishinanhaizi,zaizheizhongnanqingnvdegudai,zongguishiyaoqingsongyixiede,cishizaoyijingpaojinlaowuliqurangrangzheduziele。
jiangdahaihejiangdashuxiongdiliangyeyaowanglaowulizou,jiangdahaihaizaizhuomozhedagehualihuawaideyisini,daoshijiangdashubuyongxiangneimeduo,cishichoulechoubizi,huranliezuixiaodao:
“erge,rou,yourouxiang!”
“啥???”
jiangdahaiwenyan,jimangchoulechoubizi,ranhoubianlazhesandifeibenjinlelaowu。
“这俩憨货!”
jiangdashanchouzhezijialiangxiongdidefanying,xiaozheyaoleyaotou,bianyegenzaijiangdaniusangehaizishenhouwangzijijiazouqule。
“nimenjige……zaibuhuilai,wodouyaoqulaowuzhaorenle!”
tupiyuanqiangmenkou,lishinazhegeguochan,kanzhezouhuijiadefuzinvsiren,qihuhudediuxiayijuhua,bianzhuanshenzoujinlechufang。
“keke,nimenjigequbaizhuozi,woqubangnimenniangshaohuo!”
jiangdashanqingleqingsangzi,duijiangdaniusanxiongmeishuoleyisheng,bianpidianpidiandewangchufangqule。
“滋滋滋~”
henkuai,chufanglibianchuanlailerouxianghedoufuhunzadexiangweier。
lishidequeshizaidengzhetamenhuilai,bijingjinwanyaochaorouchi,linlidouhuijiale,yaoshiyourenshangmenwenxun,tahaizhenbuzhidaozenmeyingfu。
xianzaidaohao,fuzijirenhuilaidezuiwan,suiranzheirouxiangdequeyangaibuzhu,danlinlijihurenjiazhishikaimenwangtamenjiakanlejiyan,bianyouguanshangyuanmenchizijiadexiancaisumizhoule。
“wa,haoxianghaoxiang!niangzuodecaihaohaochi!”
“woyaochirou!erge!nibuyaoqiangwoderou!”
“aiaiai,nimenliangge,daoshijinimendageliuzhedianera,daniuhaimeichini,zheiroudoukuaibeinimenjihaowanle!”
yewan,tupiyuanqianglideyijiarenrerenaonao,jiuzheyipanrouchaodouganheyipensongcaitangchilegexinmanyizu。
yinweizheishigudai,huozheshuoshiyinweiqiong,jialiyemeiyoushenmefanhouhuodong,chilefanjiandanxishuleyixia,budaoxushi,jialideyoudengjiumiele,liangjianwuzilihenkuaijiuchuanchuledaxiaobuyidehulusheng。
diertianyizao,yijiushimaoshichu,jiangdashanjiutuikaijiangdaniuhedidishuijuedefangmenle。
“啊~”
buguojintianjiangdaniudaoshixingdezao,jiangdashanganggangtuikaifangmen,tayijinghejingshendousoudeerniuzaichuanxiezile。
“daniu,jintianyaobuwomenduozhaidianer?”
shuileyiye,jiangdashanzuomengdouzaichirou,dangrantayemengjianlelaowujikourenchidaorouhedamidexiaorong,yincitabianxiangduozhaixiejunzi,keyinadaochengliquduomaidianerqianhuilai。
“xinga,buguowomendeganzaichenshierkechufa,buranqudaoxianchengtaiwan,cuoguoleneijihurenjiachulaimaicaidedian,jiushibaipaoyitangle!”
jiangdaniushuodao,tashuodeneijihurenjia,ziranshiyizhouguanjiaweishoudeneijigedahurenjiadeguanjiale。
“xingxingxing,ganjinzouba,niniangyijingqilaizhuhaolemantouhejidan,daihuierwomenzhailejiuzhijiequxiancheng,erniuzijiyigerenhuilai!”
jiangdashanjidongdeshuodao,yubabianzoudaochufanglimian,laoshangsangeguntangdemantouhesangezhujidanzoulechulai。
“die,woyeyaochiwoyeyaochi!”erniuganmangchuanhaoxiezi,paodaojiangdashanmianqian,yanjingfaguangdehandao。
“biejiaobiejiao!zheibushijinidailedema?daihuierlengyixiezaichi!”jiangdashanqiaoleqiaozijiazheiweibubaodeshaerziyixia,dengdaojiangdaniuyonglengshuixilebalian,fuzisanrenjiuchenzhetianbiandeweiguangwangshanshangzouqu。
dangran,haishizijiabeihouneitiaoxiaolu。
jiangdashanzouzaiqiantou,shoulinazheyibachaidao,bianzoubianpaidazhelubianmaoshengdeyecao。
zheidaxiatiande,sheyerea,zhibudingjiuyoushezaicaocongliwozhe。
“dengjintianhuilai,wojiubazheitiaolushangdecaodoujichule,zhangdebitianlidedaozihaiwangsheng!”
jiangdashanqihuhudeshuodao,zheizacaojingranganfangaitazhengqian,jianzhishigaichu!
“youdaoli,wotongyi,buguoyaoshipangrenjianle,wenqilai,dienizenmejieshi?”
jiangdaniuxianshibiaodalezijidetaidu,erhouyouwendao,xiaokanzhejiangdashanweiweiyidundebeiying。
“hei,wochuwozijialushangdecao,aizhesheile?”
jiangdashanhuileyiju,bianjixuwangqiantoukailule。
“feichanghao,haha,dienizheigehuidahenbang!”
jiangdaniurenbuzhuxiaoleqilai,erniuyeshigenzhegegegedexiaogebuting,zhishuozijiadiedietailihaile。
dengdaoleshanshang,fuzisanrenyijiushierniufuzezhaojunzi,jiangdaniufuzebianren,jiangdashanfuzewajue,dongzuoshifendemali。
maoshidaochenshi,zuzuyigeshichen,zhongtufuzisanrenchulechigemantouhezhujidandiandianduzi,yizhidouzaizhaojunzi,zuzuzhaolemanmandeyibeilou。
“xingle,die,jiuzhaozheimeduoba!”
chenshiyike,jiangdaniukanjianbeilouyijingzhuangbuxiale,napashifangshangshuyeyenengyinyuekanjianlimiandejunzi,jimangbalaleyiduichulai,yongneikuandadeshuyebaozhedijileerniu。
“erniu,nibazheixiejunzinahuiqu,zhongwudengwomenhuilaizhulegutoutangchi,duile,neisangendagutounijiaonianglaochulailiangzhe,dengzhongwuhuilaiwojinihesanyaqiaokailewalimiandegusuichi!”
“ngngng,die,dage,nimenlushangxiaoxina,wogennianghaiyousanyazaijialidengzhenimenhuilai!”
erniubaozheyidoujunzi,genfuziliangrenshuoleyisheng,bianxiaopaozhecongneishanlushangwangwuziliqule。
cishitaiyangyijingchulai,zaijiazhigangcaineitiaoxiaoluyijingbeifuzisanrenzouleyibian,daoshibuyongdanxinhaiyousheshenmede。
zhidaokanjianerniudeshenyingkuaizoudaozijiadeyuanqiangbeihou,jiangdashanzheicaihaoqiledishangdebeilou,duijiangdaniushuodao:
“zou,erzi,jintiandiedainichaojinluquxiancheng!”
buchaojinlumeibanfaa,jinzaozhaidejunzitaiduole,yaoshibeicunlirenfaxian,daobushidanxinlinliyegenzhezhengzheibiqian,jiangdashandanxinzulaodiyigejiubutongyitanazheixiedongxiquxianchenglihairen。
sheijiaozheijunzicengjingchisiguosanshancundezubeini?
zheixiedaolishijiangdashanzuowanshuijuezhiqianhuranxiangqingchude,buguotayeyincijuede,zijiadaerzidexiangfazhendehenzhengque。
“小路安全不?”
江大牛问道。
“anquan,jiushiyaocongtianliguo,fangxinba!”
jiangdashanpaizhexiongfushuodao,shuowanbianzouzaiqianfang,haixiaoxinyiyidekanzhexiafangdesanshancun。
jiangdaniuzaihoumiankandehaoxiao,buguofuziliangrenyiluzouchulesanshancun,yemeiyoupengdaocunliren,neitiaoxiaolushicongtianlihengchaguoqude,zheishihoucunliderenhaimeigandaotianlini。
youshiyigeduoshichendeshiyilu,dengdaolepinganxianchengdeshihou,yijingshisishisankele。
“yo,nimenfuziliang,laidedaoshitingzaoa。”
haibudengjiangdashanhejiangdaniuzaizuotianneigeweizhi,sizhoujigetanzhuxianmuyoujidudemuguanglibatanweibaihao,yidaoshuxideshengyinbianzaifuziliangrenshenqianxiangleqilai。
“周管家!”
jiangdashanhejiangdaniutaitouyikan,jiandaolaizheheranshizuotiandedajinzhu,jiangdashanneixiaorongdoukuailiedaoergenzihoumianqule。
“aiaiai,nizheiren,shiyaochirenma?”
zhouguanjiabeijiangdashanneitaiguoreqingdexiaorongheleyitiao,wanghoutuileyibu,miansejingtidewendao。
“keke,zhouguanjiabuyaojieyi,wodiezheirenjiushizheiyang,duirenyuetຊshireqingjiuyueshixiaodekaixin,ninbiegenwomenlianggexiangxianituizijianguaia!”
jiangdaniujimangshuodao,chelechezhengliezhezuiyijingzhizhulexiaorongdejiangdashan,zhouguanjiawenyanzheicaisonglekouqi。