第4章 极度乐观的悲观主义者

di4zhangjiduleguandebeiguanzhuyizhe

jiduleguandebeiguanzhuyizhezongnenghenkuaidiaojiehaoziji,peiyanjizijianshiwan,henrongyijiuhuifule。

tahehaomian,dengxingmiandezheiduanshijiankaishichulijirou,qiehaojirouzhuoshuibeiyong,tayouzhaochutudou。

xibeibiedemeiyou,jiushitudouduo,meijiameihudouhuichucundaliangdetudouguodong,batudouxuepiqiekuai,fangrureyoulimianzhadaojinhuang,biaopiqizhezhoujiukeyichuguole。

zhongxinqiguodaorureyou,meiyouzhaodaocong,zhinengfangrujiangsuanfanchao,jiashaoxudetangheyan,jiezhedaorujirou,

peiyanbajuzidoufanbianle,yemeiyouzhaodaobajiao、huajiao、chenpi,kenengshizheigeshidaihaimeiyourenbatamendangzuodiaoweipin,tadasuanzhaojihuiquxianlideyaopukankan。

diaoweipinbuzuyebuyaojin,yeshanjibenjiuxiang,daoshuizhushujiarutudoujiuhenmeiweile。

peiyanzaizaotanglijialeyibachai,guoliguluguludimaopao,xiangweilinjujiadounengwendedao。

qishihesuzhangminggangjinmenjiuwendaolezheiguweidao,tabuyoudeyanleyankoushui,“niuniu,nizaizuoshafan?”

“die、niang,nimenhuilaile。”peiyanniutoudazhaohu,jiaolejicixianzaihenshunliudijiunengjiaochukoule,“wokandaoyoujiroujiuzuolegedapanji,jintianchimianhaobuhao?”

“haohao。”qishizuozaidengzishangshaohuo,rangpeiyananxinroumian,haibuwangniutougensuzhangmingshuo,“zanjianiuniujiushiguaiqiaodongshi,womenquchuanmen,huilaihaiyouxianchengdefanchi。nishuozheiyangnvershibushibiyangerzitiexinduole,yanggeerzijiugenzhanglechibangdelaoyingyiyang,chengtianbuzhejia,zheihaorongyihuijiale,liankourehushuidoumeiyou。”

“nishuodedui。”suzhangminghuashao,dabanbeizidouzaifuheqishi。

qishikaixinle,xilexibizi,“niuniu,nizuodezheigedapanjihaoxianga,shibushiyaoyongdapanzhuang。”

“......dui。”

“wojianiuniujiushilihai。”qishikuazheyourenbuzhuxinsuan,“niyiqianshoukule,xiaoxiaonianjinengbafanzuodezheimehao,nikankanxiaosong,binidasansuini,liankoushuidoumeiyoushaoguo。”

peiyanyouxiexiunan,yuanzhujinniandoushisile,buxiaole。

jiuqishibayuanzhuyangdejingxi,congmeirangtapengguozao,haishuodengjijilezaijiaoyuanzhuzuofan,nongshujiuxing,henjiandande,yaobulejicijiuxuehuile。

peiyanshidianxingdebierenduiwohaosanfen,wobidingyaoyishifenxiangbaoderen,tashuo,“niang,neiyihouwozuofanba。”

“xing。”qishiyemeiwenpeiyanweishenmeyiqianbuzuofan,tayehenyouzizhizhimingderen,zijizuofanshayangtaxinliyoushu,“neiwoxiwan,zongbunengrangniyigerenganhuo。”

“haoa。”peiyanyemeidasuanyigerenbazhanzhechufang,“niang,huoshaoweixiaoyixie,zheibiandezaoyetianbahuo,wokaishixiamian。”

“好。”

dajiadoujuzaiqishihesuzhangmingdewuzilichi,wulishaozhekang,haiyouhuopen,yidianerdoubuleng。

qishizhaohudajia,“jintiankeshiniuniuzuodefan,meixiangdaoniuniudeshouyizheimehao,yihouwomenkeyoukoufule,kuaichangchangzenmeyang?”

taxianjipeiyanjialezhijitui,“niuniuxianchi,nishijintiandedagongchen,yaobushini,wodouxiangbudaojirouhainengzheimezuo。yaoshiwozuo,neizheizhijijiudelangfeile。”

“woyeshiyiqiankanzhujiadechuniangzuode,yaoshiniangxihuan,dengdiexiacidaleyeji,wozaizuo。”

“aihaohao。”qishibeipeiyanhongdemeikaiyanxiao。

peiyankemeiwangjitadezhongyaoshiming,takanxiangsusong,xiaoyiyinyindikaikou,“gege,weidaozenmeyang?”

susongbeiqiangdezhike,jieyudieniangdouzai,tameiyoulengyanxiangdui,qing“ng”leyishengyishijigaodexiuyang。

peiyanneixinaitan,chuhaoguanxidezhanglumanmana,buguosheirangtajichengdezheijushenzizuoleshashini!

wanfanhaishipeiyanzuode,tabaoleyecaixiandebaozi,xiandiaodehao,henshousuoyourenhuanying。