第2章
shenyanquanranbuzhidao，zaizijixiangzhezenmebuyaolingjiehunzhengdeshihou，luxunneibiangenzijiyiyang，yebudasuanzheimekuaibatajieguoqu。
zheihuitaduanzhemitangjiuheleqilai。
shangdiaoweiqudehaishiziji...bozishangyitiaolehen，hegemitangdouganjuenanyixiayan，zheirizizhendetainanle。
yiwanmitangxiaduzhihou，shenyanyijiujuedezijideduzikongluoluode，tazheihuibuyoumolemoduzi，zheigeduzizenmekanzenmexiangshiyigewudidong。
shenmujiantamoduzi，buyouwendao：“meichibao？fangxin，haiyousanwanni，doushiliujinide。”
沈妍：？？囧？
“niang，shengxiadewojiubuhele，nijidadangenerdanchiba，wo，wochibuxiale。”
tajuedingle，jianfei！jiucongxianzaikaishi。
qianshizijinenggouyizhiweichishencai，kaodewufeiliugezi，guanzhuzui，maikaitui！
先从管住嘴开始。
shenmuyiliandanyoudikanzheta，“za？zajiuchibuxiale？nizhiqiandeweikouduohaoa？yaobuzanshangweishengsuoqiaoqiaoqu？”
duiyushenmulaishuo，meishenmebishenyanshuozijichibuxiazheisangezigengjiakepadele。
shenyankanzhezijimianqiandedahaiwanchenmole。
“niang，womeishi，jiushihoulongtong，wozhongwuzaichi。”
shenyanzhinengzheimeshuole，haozaishenmutingtazheimeshuozhihou，daoshimeiyouzaijixurangtahezhoule。
zhishichumenquganhuodeshihouhaibuwangjiaodai，“yihuiyaoshiyoushenmexiangchide，jiurangdadanqudilihanniang，nianghuilaijinizuoa！zheixiegepixiaozi，gugudoushoushangzaijiale，yebuzhidaozaijiapeizhe。”
shenmushuowanhaibuwangniantaojigehaizi。
沈妍都无力吐槽了。
taxiangshuo，zheidadanhaiyouerdancaijisuide，zhaoguyigekuailiangbaijin，yijingchengniandegugu，tajuedehaisao。
shenmuchuquzhihou，shenyanzheicaiyoushijianguanchayixiazijide“xinfang”。
wuzilidaochudoushihongxizi，zheibianzhiyouyigedouju，haiyoukaochuangdeyizhangzhuozi，shangmiandechuangliandouhaishisuibude，qiaozhedaoshitingwenxin。
danshizheigejia，shizaishiyouxiepole。
taqishenxiachuangzouleyiquan，kanzhezheitiaotui，jiannandimaikai，youzhongbushiyingdeganjue。
zhenggerenhenchenzhong，xiongqianjiuxiangshibangzhelianggedashuidaiyiyang。
shenyanxiangzhe，zheishencai，paobunengxianbazijijileisiqu。
taxianzhemeishizouchumen，gangchumenjiushiyigedayuanzi，zhishiyoudianpolan，yuanziliyousanzhiji，youzaiyouzaidixianguang。
zhengduiyuanmendeyinggaijiushizhengwule，pangbianyouhaojijianwuzidoushilianzaiyikuaide，fenbieshichufang，haiyoujixiongdizhudedifang。
shenyanyinweishijialidenvhai，suoyizijiyigerenshuiyigewu，zaixibiandewuzi。
jialiderenzheihuidoushanggongle，suoyizheihuijializhiyoutayigeren，haiyouyuanzilijizhiweifenglinlindeji。
shenyanjiandanguangleyiquan，duizheigedifangyouyigejiandandelejie，jiudasuanhuiwuzile。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yuanmenkouturantanjinlaileliangkexiaonaodai，zaikandaoshenyandeshihou，zheiliangkexiaonaodaidoubuyueertongyousuolehuiqu。
kanzheigeyangzi，sihushihenpashenyan......
shenyanyikanzheilianggehaizijiuzhidao，zheishiergejiadedadanhaiyouerdan。
“dadan，erdan，guolai。”shenyanhanzheren，lianggehaizishishuangbaotai，zheihuiyecailiangsansui，kanqilaishifenshouruo。
zheihuikanzheshenyan，yilianhaipa。
shenyancongzijideshenshangtaolebantian，zhongyutaochuleliangketang，zheishizuotianbaijiudeshihou，yuanzhutoutouzangzaikoudailimiande......
zheihuishenshangmeibiededongxi，shenyanyezhinengyongzheigehonghaizile。
guoran，yikandaozheigedongxizhihou，zheilianghaizishunjianjiujingshenle。
zheihuiyegubushanghaipale，shangqianjiuxiangyaoshenshou，danshiyebuzhidaoshixiangdaoleshenme，youbashoujisuohuiqule。
“姑姑吃。”
nainaishuole，jialidehaodongxidoushigugude，bunenggenguguqiangdongxi。
zhiyuweishenmebunengqiang，lianggehaiziqishizijiyebuzhidao......
shenyanzhijiebayouxieronghuadenaitangbokailetangzhi，ranhousaidaolianggehaizidezuili，ranhoujiujianlianggehaizishunjianmiqileyanjing，xiaozuiyiguyigude，kanqilaikeaijile。
buguoshenyankanxianglianggehaizideshou，duobanshijialidedarenbushangxin，zheihuishouheiqiqide，zhijialimianyedoushizangdongxi，shenyankanbuxiaqu，jilianggehaizixileshou，shunbianbazhijiajijianle。
gangjianwanzhijia，menwaijiuchuanlaileqiaomendeshengyin。
“shenyan，shenyan，nizaijiama？”
zheigeshengyinyoudianmosheng，buguoshenyanhaishiqishenqukaimenle。
bijingyuanmenyikan，yenengkandaozijizaiyuanzili，dakaimenyikan，jiujianmianqianqieshengshengzhanzheyigezhazhemahuabiandexiaoguniang，shencaixianxi，jiushiyoudianhei，zuijiaodedifangyouyitiaoba，beifusechentuodeshifenmingxian。
shenyankanzhemianqianderen，ruguomeijicuodehua，zheirenhaishizijidabojiadenver，bitadayisuidetangjie，shenhuahua。
xiaodeshihou，yinzheliangrendenianlingchabuduoda，hainengwandaoyikuaiqu。
zhibuguodaolehoumian，xiaoguniangshijisuideshihou，zhengshipanbidenianji，shenyanyouzhangdehaokan，zuibayoutian，cunzilijiuxiayishinazheiliangjiemeiduibi。
shenyanyoubaiyouhaokan，jiashangchengjihao，renzhangdeshuiling，shenhuahuaheibushuo，lianshanghaiyouba，zheiyiduibi，shenyanziranjiushineigebeikuade。
zhihoushenhuahuayejiushuyuanle，zhishimeixiangdao，shiwusuizhihoudeshenyanhuipangchengneigeyangzi，zheixia，dajiashuoqishenyandoushishuoneigeshenjiadepangzi。
jiashanghoumiandeshenyankoubeishizaishitaichale，kandaozijitangmeizheigeyangzi，shenhuahuajiugaoxing，tababudeyibeizibashenyancaizaijiaodixiani。
zhishimeixiangdao，chenjianeibiantuileqindeshenyan，zhuantoujiujialeyigejunguan。
zheirangtaduoshaoyouxiebufen，buguoxinliyeshibukanhaode。
luxunzhangdeduohaokana，kanshangshenyanzheimeyigefeizhu。
gangcaitatingshuoshenyandexinhunzhangfuhuibuduile，zheibu，zhidaoshenyanxingzideta，zhidaoshenyankendingshiyaodanaoyichangde。
zheibujiushiguolaikanxiaohuade。
zhishimeixiangdao，guolaijiukandaoleyigeshifendandingdeshenyan。
neishuangyanjingyijiumingliang，xiangshitianshangdexingziyiban，jiuzheimedingdingdikanzheta，“youshi？”
shenyantaidudanmo，zheishenhuahuajiuchabawoshilaikannixiaohuazheijigezixiezailianshangle，shenyannengyouhaopiqicaiguaini。
“wo，wotingshuolu，ludagejintianhuibuduile？”
“shia，huiqule，zenmele？”
shenyankeburenweizheirenzheimehaoxinlaibangzijini。