征服暗恋女神？
buhuishixitonggaocuoleba？
tanglongqingchileyisheng，heng，kanlaixitongyeyouchucuodeshihou，xiangwotanglong，haodaiyeshilanglixiaobailong，yizhilihuayahaitang，shenmeyangdenvrenmeiyoujianguo。
“ding，youqingtishi，jianyusuzhugenxiabingyaodechajuyoushiwanbaqianli，jianyisuzhuzhudongfangqirenwu。”
“woca，tiaoxinshiba，niburanglaozijie，laozipianyaojie。”
“ding，suzhujieshourenwu，renwukaishi，dianjichakanrenwuxiangqing。”
“renwudengji：ｓ＋。”
“renwuyaoqiu：lingqujiehunzheng，bingjiesuogezhongzishi。”
“renwuqixian：yibainian。”
“renwujiangli：jianyusuzhubukenengwanchengrenwu，suoyixitongmeiyouzhunbeiliwu。”
woca，qirentaishen，shenmegoupixitong，zheishishanghaiyouwotanglongzhuibushangdenvren？
zheishi，liangmaduanzhepanzizouleguolai，niutouxiaodao：“hehe，neishibingyaoxiaoshihouzhaodezhaopian。”
“liangma，xiabingyaoshitadezhenmingma？”tanglongrenbuzhuhaoqidewendao。
liangmafangxiapanzi，xiaozheshuodao：“hehe，bushi，xiaojieyiqianxingye，jiaoyebingyao。”
“shenme？ye……yebingyao！”pada，tanglongshoulidexiangkuangluodaoledishang。
jiantanglongyoudianshitai，liangmarenbuzhuwendao：“zenme？niyiqianrenshibingyao？”
“hengheng，qizhirenshi，dangnianyaobushizheiniangmen，shuobudingwotanglongzaodouliuxuehafole。”tanglongyilianfenfendeshuodao。
zheishi，xiabingyaocongloutishangzoulexialai，yilianhanshuangdao：“tanglong，sheirangnipengwodongxide？”
tanglongciyayixiaodao：“zenme？niburenshiwole？wozenmejide，dangniannihaijiwoxieguoqingshuni？”
噗。
zhengzaiheguozhidetangtangyikoupenlechulai，yiliantongqingdao：“ai，babameijiule，zheiyetaizilianleba？yimamadejueshizirong，zenmekenenghuijinixieqingshuni？”
“buyongwozaishuoshenmeleba？”xiabingyaohengleyishen，zheicaizuodaolezhuweishang。
tanglonglaolianyihong，renbuzhushuodao：“yebingyao，xiangdangnianwokeshidonghaiyizhongdekangbazi，sheijianlewobufachu？jidedangshiwohaijiuguonihaojicini。”
“heng，ladaobani，neixiehunhundoushinizhaolaide，bieyiweiwobuzhidao。”xiabingyaohengdao。
咳咳。
tanglonggankelejisheng，yilianjionghongdao：“neisha，bingyao，nei……neifengqingshuzhenbushinixiejiwode？”
xiabingyaoyilianlengmodao：“bushi。”
“ai，luohuayouyisuiliushui，erliushuiwuxinlianluohua。”tanglongyilianchouchangdeshuodao。
jianqifenyoudianganga，liangmaganxiaodao：“hehe，meixiangdaotangxianshenghaihuinianshi。”
“neishi，xiangdangnianwozaishigebisaizhong，haideguojiangni。”tanglongyilianzihaodeshuodao。
tangtanghandao：“babahaobang。”
“tangtang，chifan。”xiabingyaoheizheliandao。
tangtangjimangbaleliangkoumifan，xiaoyanjingzeixixidekanzhetanglonggenxiabingyao，yebuzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。
chiwanfanhou，tanglongjiuxiaopaodaolexiabingyaogenqian。
ercishidexiabingyaozhengzaikanyifenhetong，jiantanglongzouleguolai，bianjianghetongshouleqilai。
xiabingyaohanzheliandao：“youshi。”
tanglongganxiaozheshuodao：“neisha，zanlianghaodaiyeshichuzhongtongxue，nikannengbunengjiwozhaofengaoxingongzuo？”
xiabingyaoyifugongshigongbandeyangzi，danmodao：“xueli。”
tanglonghouzhelianpishuodao：“hafoshuangliaoboshi。”
“gun！”xiabingyaolenglengdetuchuleyigezi。
tanglonglaolianyihongdao：“kaigewanxiao，qishiwoshibenkebiye。”
xiabingyaoqishenshuodao：“kanlaiwomenmeiyoutanxiaqudebiyaole。”
“weiweiwei，xiabingyao，nishaoqiaobuqiren，suiranwotanglongshangxuedeshihouxihuandajia，kehungebenkewenpinghaibushiqingeryijudeshiqing。”tanglongzhengbiandao。
啪。
xiabingyaosuishoujiangyizhangzhidiudaolechajishang，shuodao：“zheishinideziliao，gaozhongbiyehoujiuqudanglebing，houlaiyouyangleliangnianzhu，zuijincaibeibuduiganlechulai，xianzaiwujiakegui，tingshuonidieshigebaopiqi，yangyanyaodaduannidegoutui，suoyinijiulailedonghai。”
yipangdetangtangyeshiwulian，aitandao：“ai，kanlailaomayouyaodaguanggunle。”
zheixiaoniangmentaihenle，chadianmeibatanglongdezuzongshibadaiwachulai。
zheishi，xiabingyaodeshoujixiangle。
“gege，xiabingyao，biewanglejinwandainanpengyoulaie。”dianhualichuanlaileyidaowumeideshengyin。
xiabingyaohandao：“zhidaole。”
shuowanzhihou，xiabingyaojiuzhijieguaduanledianhua，ranhouniutoukanxianglezhengzaipeitangtangwanshuadetanglong。
kanlaizhinengzhaogerenzuodangjianpaile。
xiabingyilianlengmodao：“tanglong，zuowonanpengyou。”
“nan……nanpengyou？”tanglongzuibazhangdegenyadanyiyang，etoushangyeshenchuleyicenglenghan，zenmeban？wogaijujuema？buxing，xiabingyaoxingaoqiao，yaoshidangzhetademianjujue，shuobudingtahuixiangbukaizishade。
xianglexiang，tanglongguzuoshenchendao：“ai，youshihoushuaiyeshiyizhongfudan，xiazong，nidaodixihuanwonayidian，wogaihaibuxingma？”
咳咳。
xiabingyaobeiqiangdebuqing，heizhelianshuodao：“nixiangduole，wojiushixiangrangnipeiwocanjiajinwandejuhui，fangxin，baochoushaobulenide。”
“dangjianpaiya？”tanglongyilianshiluodao：“ai，kanlaixiaoshuolideyijianzhongqingdoushipianrende，sheishuoshuaigejiuyinggaipeimeinv？”
tangtangzhalezhayanjing，waizhexiaonaodaishuodao：“mamashimeinvbujia，kebabazhenshishuaigema？”
tanglongxiaojizhuomidediantoudao：“ngng，bixushi。”
tangtangziyanziyudao：“neidonghaideshuaigeshibushiduoledian？suibiandiukuaibanzhuan，jiunengzachuyipianlai。”
tongyanwuji，dui，yidingshizheiyangde，qishiwotanglonghaishihenyouxiude，zaishuole，shuaiyoubunengdangfanchi。
jiutanglongzheishenxingtou，gujilianhuisuodemendoujinbuqu。
jinlefansizhezhuanmaidian，jiujiandaogouxiaojieyingleshanglai。
“xiazong，youshenmenengweinifuwudema？”daogouxiaojiepeizhexiaolianshuodao。
xiabingyaoleilifengxingdao：“zheijian，zheijian，haiyouneijian，quandoujiwobaoqilai，duile，baneijianbaisexizhuangjiaojita，rangtaganjinhuanshang，woganshijian。”
tanglongjidao：“weiweiwei，nihaimeiwenwochicunni。”
xiabingyaobaqishuodao：“rangnichuanshangnijiuchuanshang，nalaineimeduodefeihua。”
qie，yuanlaishixiaobailianya？
zaijiangyinxingkajiaohaijixiabingyaohou，neidaogouxiaojieananbishileyixiatanglong。
“sududian，wogentangtangzaicheshangdengni。”xiabingyaozhuanshenchulezhuanmaidian，yuqiburongzhiyi。
woca，zheixiaoniangmenshizaishitaibadaole。
“xiansheng，shiyijianzaizheibian。”kanzheyouruxiangbalaoyiyangdetanglong，neidaogouxiaojieyoudianbunaifandeshuodao。
jiansizhoumeiren，tanglongxiaoshengshuodao：“daogouxiaojie，zheixizhuangdeyibaiduokuaiqianba？”
扑腾。
neidaogouxiaojiechadianshuaizaidishang，pixiaoroubuxiaodao：“xianshengshuoxiaole，zheishiversacejinniandezuixinkuan，shoujiazaiwuwanbaqianba。”
“fushenme？”tanglongdao。
jiuzaidaogouxiaojiedasuanjieshideshihou，turancongwaimianchuanlaileyidaolengxiaosheng，dao：“zhenshigexiangbalao，zheishiyidalideyigepinpai，fanyiguolaijiushifansizhe。”